Katie Price #256 on the run, the kids aren’t having fun

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lissy8219

That knee tattoo looks dreadful and not really like the pic they were copying!
She has soo many tattoos now I had not realised.
 
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Mikesqueen

I think she has to keep her legs open, to keep her balance.
 
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Crowbag

I think she looks bloody brilliant.

Go on, make them even bigger.
Dares ya.

(I suspect some startup 'business' has given her loads of bikinis for free. I could run up maybe a dozen of those in a day including ties, even if they have any shaping. Not that I'm offering price, don't bother messaging me pet.
Ok, I'll make one set, if you get even more air in those hooters. )
 
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Crowbag

So she seems to have had the itty bitty titty committees made bigger, had several large tattoos and possibly had her lips done too.

I've been holidaying wrong all my life, the most I've done was fart in a beach hut in Scarborough and be surprised by how it ricocheted off the walls loudly. I glared at a nearby Labrador to deflect the blame.
 
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Helena-botham-farter

Blessmyheart said:
I think( like the never ending story about the MM curtains), she might have made these bikinis.There seems to be about a billion of them.
All they are are 4 triangles after all.
I have no evidence for this, other than they are crap,
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I have a suspicion she wears a new one to make the photos look different, other wise she couldn't say each set of photos was new and exclusive.
It looks like no actual swimwear companies volunteered to dress her monstrous mono-tit and who would be surprised at that!
 
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Riiiiiiiiight

Hi I’m completely new to this thread… I just popped on to ask as I see this picture in the daily fail… is that a real tattoo of has it been tattooed on to a plaster or is her skin really that odd? It’s a perfect rectangle like a piece of paper! Hi btw
 

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Helena-botham-farter

You'd need to start making them out of marquees if she inflates those things anymore.
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I think the answer is yes her skin is odd.
 
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Lulalove

Was it @Smileykylie that observed yesterday she legit looks like someone who may well be not long for this world? Bc, whomever said this-I wholeheartedly agree. I mean...I would cite these (Kipper approved) pics as proof of her exceedingly delicate grasp on reality (among other things). Yikes
 
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Facehugger

@Stan Butler that's amazing news, well done you if you do get to re-home Blade, how dya think it will work with Ty & Diesel and having another boy (protection dog) in the house buddy? Genuine question, not a dig at all, that's gonna take a bit of careful management intit??? Xx
 
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IfTheCapFits

Helena-botham-farter said:
Feck, this might be the most ridiculous she's looked since the condom mac and the Tiger king lawnmower ensemble!!

Does she think she's some sort of tropical Dolly?

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I just shoved my phone in the face of my poor unfortunate husband as he walked past & said "just look at the state of that!"

He said "I've not even got my glasses on but can tell who that is..." 🫣🥸

I've never seen anything so ridiculous her skin is stretched soooo much, the raised bit in her non existent cleavage is awful. How on earth can that be comfortable?! How can she sleep??
 
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