katie price #252 green bikini makes us heave, eggs queuing up for her wizards sleeve

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Forgot to add, it's a close run thing as to which of the sisters is the fugliest 'Cos Edna is no looker either.
 
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I don’t do drugs.
But tbh, after looking at those walls I feel that I’m having a bad trip.
Has she got jam jars of random pink stuff?
What is the pink stuff?Marshmallows, pink cotton wool?This is all destined for land full isn’t it?
And look at the resident tool, nodding away .” Yer,all this free stuff is the dogs bollux, Mistress .. er Kate says we can sell this crap to her ficko fans later”
It’s soooooo bad.I am so incredulous that my eyebrows are higher than KPs ( after the rabbit in the headlights plastic surgery, which is previous to the Penelope Pitstop surgery).
She is going to write messages to herself with the letters isn’t she.
I wos always gawjus
Emlee is a werewolf
Pete is nuffkink wivout me
Tits and muff are good enough
Roll over for a biscuit Cole.

Ps Thanks Kylie,
 
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H was helping Mr PP on 4th August doing the fence at Pricey Towers so filming must have been well under way then and MR MUG (sink boy) was still under orders not to be seen around the kids that's why he's not in any filming when Sophie the source or Amy the terminal are at Pricey Towers aswell. Then on the 21st August anniversary of slapgate skank fucked off to Spain pretending it was another family holiday but MR MUG (sink boy) was lurking.
 
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https://giphy.com/13c2YVh83qgJRS
 
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Why do the scum keep paying this clapped out old cunt for these hideous photos? I'm a big tattoo fan, but her leg ones are dreadful.
Everyone's taking the piss out of her, surely she can see how much people hate her? Thick bitch.
 
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But the utter shame of having to ship-in a cleaning squad from Wales to Sussex to fumigate the dump before anybody would set foot in there!
Forty nine companies in Sussex ! Non wanted to cleanse her shitty house says it all really
 
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OMG it's horrific! I'm heading back to the UK this weekend, I may now have to watch this just to see exactly how bad it all is!
 
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Wot chew mean they wos like Charles and Di?
 
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What happened to all those plants she bought from the garden centre a while back? Did we ever see what she did with them?
 
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I was reading some of the comments in the DM post of the infamous green bikini shots. A couple I enjoyed a lot. One of them said reminded them when you shoved a couple of balloons down your top at school. The other even better about they knew where those Chinese spy balloons had gone!

What a state!

Oh by the way I nearly choked at the journalist’s descriptions of the photos. One of them mentioned her large eyelashes which gave a dramatic effect. Yes I was absolutely thinking that looking at those pictures! Not!
 
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Anna, Pete must pray to god each night thanking him for getting out of an relationship with Skanky - the rancid old slag. Emily just oozes sophistication and always looks classy.
 
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Anna, Pete must pray to god each night thanking him for getting out of an relationship with Skanky - the rancid old slag. Emily just oozes sophistication and always looks classy.
I wonder, in a sort of "sliding doors" moment...what would her life be like now if she hadn't had the affair/abortion that caused Pete to divorce her. How do you think their lives would have panned out? Do you think she'd have taken as many drugs and had all those surgeries? Do you think Pete would have eventually left her, anyway?
 
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It was inevitable he would have left her anyway shitey price didn’t like Pete’s mum& Dad her flashing her fanny all the time as well as Jonny Lydon said you can’t polish a turd price being the turd
 
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It would have still been the same outcome because skank can't help herself she's a creature of habit it would just be a few months later in the timeline, skank would still have slept with someone else or had an abortion.
 
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It was inevitable he would have left her anyway shitey price didn’t like Pete’s mum& Dad her flashing her fanny all the time as well as Jonny Lydon said you can’t polish a turd price being the turd
In my best Liz Truss voice,
'That. Is. An. Insult. To. Turds.'
 
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She would have done something else equally despicable. She can't stay in a committed relationship with anybody without total control and humiliating them. She is pure evil
 
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