katie price #252 green bikini makes us heave, eggs queuing up for her wizards sleeve

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I am really surprised that she hasnt had her wonky tits sorted out over there, could it be that she really has run out of mattress money?
 
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FFS! Nobody gives a shit you thick cunt. Only fangirl Franny believes the bile that comes out of your rancid fat hole! Now, give the kid's back to Kieran & fuck off back to your hole with your mate rim me & cuntboy Carl.
Fan girl Franny is probably Katie herself or one of the Price clan.
 
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I think you’re right Helena.She believes all that pesky nonsense about owing money is behind her.
 
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Dear KP, SB, SFP, AFP, Social services, the courts.
The most important thing right now is Jett and Bunny’s welfare. Who is protecting them, KP? NO, you all stand by and just let her do what she likes, you’ve all enabled her over the years and not said NO to her. PA was there to save P&J, you all need to step up now and save Jett and Bunny, they are the innocent party in all this fucked up shit show. Can none of you honestly see how fucked this all is? No? Is this normal to you? A 44 year old woman parading around like she is a teenager, mutilating her body, leaving those kids with who knows in another country. This holiday is clearly not for THEIR MH, otherwise you would not be exposing them to this. What have those kids witnessed? Everyone needs to step up NOW before something serious happens, if you don’t, YOU ARE ALL TO BLAME. I’m so fucking angry right now as we know how time after time she escapes consequences.
 
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I am really surprised that she hasnt had her wonky tits sorted out over there, could it be that she really has run out of mattress money?
I was surprised too.I do believe she has a supply of money, but maybe it’s not instantly accessible.Maybe, like Father Ted, it is resting in another account.
The money for those flights came from somewhere, and if HMRC were on the ball they could check it out easily.
I’ve given up on that though.
 
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Tested her?
I bet the results were positive! (get some cream, dear)
True story, many moons ago, this guy fancied me, and was doing his best to get in my pants ... this was his ` final ` chat up line, before I told him ... gobsmacked ... to ` fuck off ` .... ` need to let you know, I have herpes, but with care, we can get around that ` ... yep, and who says romance is dead ... Im itching just remembering https://giphy.com/xUPGcIXRbDWVdNAucg
 
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Why does she go to Thailand so often? If I was a customs officer I,d be pulling them, it,s not as if she,s there for the culture, and why is it the first port of call to take 2 young children ? I,m having some very dark thoughts here. PLEASE PLEASE social services intervene.
 
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What on earth has she turned Bunny into? I’d hate her looking like that in the UK but in Thailand . I can see something awful happening there before long.
For any country, the hair, make up and false nails (and lack of bottoms) is a bit much for an 8 year old girl
 
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"Will you have some more tea, father?" (Sorry, I couldn't resist!)
 
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Oh do shut up KP
It does not shut up banging that same old drum! She's fuckin boring, an unfit mother, all it has left now is the shock factor which is where using her kids comes in. It's a hellish creature, I cannot stand it!
 
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So if the tumour has landed back onto UK soil do we believe she’ll (get some dogsbody) take them to school?
 
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Glad you're feeling better Tracey
Beautiful mummy @Squirrelina how are you feeling?
And thanks @Joanna Surrey for the tea!
Kylie and co and everyone who is taking a step back, I do the same sometimes. I still lurk but don't always post when things are too bad. I think we will all feel so much better when the bitch is rotting in jail!
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Absolutely spot on
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If it's still roughly a month before parents receive the actual fine for their children missing school, even when the fine gets doubled it's still a small amount to pay (I think just over £100?).
So both parents can easily afford that (she might play the bankrupt can't pay card of course).
Some posters here say they take their kids out of school for holidays in term time so they might be more up to date?

Gets more interesting and more expensive when the courts get involved, but again there's quite a bit of time to play with. That could possibly cover Jett's absence to January/early February. Price knows how to play the system and pay the minimum where necessary to keep the heat off.
I suspect that social services will have moved discretely as the children weren't in immediate danger ( sorry, but going by basic needs met etc, they weren't). In my opinion the worst possible thing Kieran could do is sweep in and grab them back. They're not pawns, he'd make himself as bad as price, the kids would probably be incredibly traumatised etc.

Going by my (outdated, so happy to be corrected) experience, I'd expect social services intensive involvement to start to kick in around now, based on price's mental health comments about herself and the children, the ongoing school avoidance unless she's home schooling, etc.

So it's possible she's about to get hit by a lovely combination of being ordered to do parenting classes or similar, having the school absence situation formally investigated including any, ahem, home schooling, having the children's mental health assessed professionally, having 'custody' arrangements formally assessed, and whatever Kieran is doing behind the scenes coming to fruition.

We're unlikely to be party to any of it, it should be confidential, but it would be everything she hates.
I think the combination would genuinely piss her off and possibly worry her because all she has left are the Frans of the world who think she's a great mother.
 
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