katie price #252 green bikini makes us heave, eggs queuing up for her wizards sleeve

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I can totally see her doing that on the barbie board 😅 😂. I really am astonished at the childlike nature of it, it's like she's regressed mentally. The foam letters with her catchphrase, and the barbies that need to be buried in Y shaped coffins 😲 done without a hint of irony?! It's like the sort of thing I imagine a psychologist would look at and think, 'oh tit, I'm not sure I can sort this one out!' And another thanks to Kylie for the pics!

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I would also like to say there are so many funny comments on this thread today, It's a good job I can't get the internet at work, or I'd get nothing done! This Pom Bear creation is spectacular. It's got to be why she never takes her top off anymore. Grant and Phil have gone mental and need to be restrained! 😂😂🤣


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Yep I agree, she isn't wired right like Leandro and Alex .....and Pete have said. Unless she really got intensive, ongoing therapy, maintaining a normal/good life would always be difficult
Grant looks like he’s just sniffed her fanny and told Phil he’s next….
 
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14.2 THOUSAND comments on The Mirror facebook post about phil and grant. All either mocking or saying she needs help. Here’s a breakdown of the reactions too. She really is on the downward slope, nearly reached the bottom in my opinion. SB is as much an enabler as any of them. No way would my hubby allow me to put myself out there for ridicule.

Edit - just seen the break up post, so rinse and repeat . Get a real job Sink Boy, have some respect for yourself.
 

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So he has had to cut short his holiday as the photos of him with the kids were published and most probably he isn't allowed round them. So as usual to save the Skanky's skin he has to come home and get photographed to prove it. What a pair of absolute muppets! I couldn't be arsed with having this tit show of a life.
He’s around them in the MM show though? He must be allowed around them now 😖
 
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Do you think KP is back as well?
In the Sun is says a last day by the pool before coming home
 
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Right, so I normally catch up with all posts before I comment but dear me, that's no bloody Ursula Andress is it! 🤣🤣 Off to find a pic of the Kraken emerging from out of the water in Clash of the Titans. The 80's version 🤣🤣
Brilliant Facey.☺
 
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What did he see in her? He probably didn't see much beyond the blow jobs in the lift TBH and by then he was already doomed
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Cheap labour as well - saved PFP paying anybody for carrying bits of wood about
But he charged his own mother to do her fence💩. AFP told him he wasn’t to do it for free. Bet he didn’t charge KFP😡
 
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Cole is back in the UK.
They unfollowed each other weeks ago, hardly brand new information.
OMG just read this, this week just keeps giving 😂 started so despondently with Skank given the golden gift of the Harvey MET WhatsApp story, which as awful as it was, Skank was ramping up to use as deflection from all her woes, glossing over the fact she will actually bully and harass others herself, using the story to continue her woe is me narrative, and it was working, garnering her loads of sympathy. Yet she’s managed to bury that story herself, first with a succession of dreadful bikini photoshoots displaying her butchered body in all its horrific glory to universal derision and laughter, then the hilarity of the Mucky Mansion programme. No one’s talking about the H story now, the public baring a few deluded brain-dead fans are just laughing at how awful she is. Now Sink-Boy has run away from Thailand. Oh I’m getting the wine out and reading more of this, what a week, we just need the kids back with KH to make it perfect.
 
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Oh my, it looks like she’s shat herself and is contemplating a wee in the photo below, WTF is going on, how can she release this constant stream of appalling photos, she looks hideous, she can’t see it can she. Honestly it’s just a piss-take now isn’t it, are Slimi and Crawl trying to destroy her 😁

Again her knees 😁 they are taking on a life of their own, a couple of gargoyles laughing away at the grotesqueness of it all. It’s mad 🤦🏽‍♀️😁

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Turn her sideways and those knees look more attractive than what's in her gormless Dalmatian spotty bikini drawers I reckon 👍👍
 
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But he charged his own mother to do her fence💩. AFP told him he wasn’t to do it for free. Bet he didn’t charge KFP😡
Mr PP did the fence between the 1st and 4th of August when the H story came out so you can bet he put an over inflated price in to C4 for the work done because the whole grifting clan got holidays out of it, skank went to Spain with the kids, Sophie the source got to go to Ireland and Mr PP and Amy the terminal had a weekend away at the end of August. 😎
 
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well now skanky is single (again), bet shes out on the piss tonight with rimme. hope lots and lots of photos taken of them,pissed and slagging about, but none under their control 😂 . when she and the kids ( hav'nt seen any photos of them for awhile,hope she hasnt lost them, or forgot they were with her) catch their flight home,i hope someone plies her with alcohol,she kicks off and the flight is met by the police, who escort her off to play monopoly ( straight to jail,no passing go;))....and that kieron and michelle are there to pick up bunny and jett🤞🙏
 
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OMG just read this, this week just keeps giving 😂 started so despondently with Skank given the golden gift of the Harvey MET WhatsApp story, which as awful as it was, Skank was ramping up to use as deflection from all her woes, glossing over the fact she will actually bully and harass others herself, using the story to continue her woe is me narrative, and it was working, garnering her loads of sympathy. Yet she’s managed to bury that story herself, first with a succession of dreadful bikini photoshoots displaying her butchered body in all its horrific glory to universal derision and laughter, then the hilarity of the Mucky Mansion programme. No one’s talking about the H story now, the public baring a few deluded brain-dead fans are just laughing at how awful she is. Now Sink-Boy has run away from Thailand. Oh I’m getting the wine out and reading more of this, what a week, we just need the kids back with KH to make it perfect.
You seem to be enjoying this a bit too much hahahaah 🍷 🥳
 
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Katie Price #253

Batnan's a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. Plastic fantastic, her house is bloody drastic.


Change bloody to awfully if it won't pass thread muster folks 🤣👍
 
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I made the mistake of zooming in and I'm sorry but pahahaha that tongue sticking out 🤣🤣 that's just begging to be photoshopped....Pom?!

Edited to add, maybe they're playing charades and she is doing her best impression of roadkill? 🙈
:LOL::LOL: i didn't notice that until you said so i zoomed :LOL::LOL:
 
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