Oh god Noseybonk you are so right! Well spotted! She must have had a shave for the TV appearance.The pic on the right is Iggy Pop![]()
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Oh god Noseybonk you are so right! Well spotted! She must have had a shave for the TV appearance.The pic on the right is Iggy Pop![]()
Even more so the puppet from the advert. Did the butcher of Istanbul also make the puppetOh god Noseybonk you are so right! Well spotted! She must have had a shave for the TV appearance.
Awww, I think this is lovely. Let's not forget, he doesn't want fame. So it must be a real struggle for the "love island star" to do this. What an absolute plum! They really are a pair of deluded twats aren't they? Who the actual duck does he think he is? Who could possibly want to pay £25 to listen to anything that moron has to say?? He'll just use it as an excuse to be some sort of chavvy gangster & snarl threats. It's embarrassingWhat is thisWonder if KP will sit in on his calls? This was obviously the ‘big’ announcement
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No, I don't believe we are trolls. We are not directly sending her any threatening messages.I can't believe that it was headline news that KP gives H a cuddle -FFS! Either way, it's rather creepy and desperate for news stories. ANY NEWS, however irrelevant...
'There were LOST of children in the playground.' Yes i'm being pedantic but, like some of you, I'm a writer and spelling inaccuro
'The playground had LOST of children in it.' Yes, I'm being pedantic but, like some of you, I'm a writer. Spelling errors drive me nuts. Just shows what low level standards the red-tops employ to do write these trashy articles! Main annoyance is LOSE and LOOSE, frequently written incorrectly. eg/ Harvey needs to LOSE weight until his clothes are LOOSE again. Spellcheck won't correct this so it comes down to basic knowledge of grammar. Ok, rant over folks. (I'll get my coat...) x
May I ask you fellow Tattlers whether WE could be described as being trolls? None of us make death threats or take the P out of Harvey, just share our opinion of KP and her ongoing dramas. It seems she reads our pages but, isn't it a bit like her nosying in on a private conversation? It's our opinions and eaves-droppers don't always like what they hear/read, and that's tough s#it. Just don't read it!
Yeah ~ you do one, Ron!
...And that 'cancerous finger' was probably genital warts transferred manually lol x
I wrote a song to play on my acoustic guitar ~ feel free to sing along: 'Novichok, Novichok, nasty nerve agent from the Eastern Blok. Come on then President Putin, cos we will always stick the boot in, oh yeah! Yeah! (goes well with the Postman Pat song tune.) x
Pink, looks to my trained eye like "The Butcher Of Istanbul, MD's" handiwork and his brother, the dental surgeon next door (who trained sorting out cadavers teeth before funerals, mostly filling false teeth - no complaints 100% satisfaction guaranteed) "Turkey Teef Istanbul - Bee Gees Teef A Speciality" has been involved as well!Even more so the puppet from the advert. Did the butcher of Istanbul also make the puppet
Awww, I think this is lovely. Let's not forget, he doesn't want fame. So it must be a real struggle for the "love island star" to do this. What an absolute plum! They really are a pair of deluded twats aren't they? Who the actual duck does he think he is? Who could possibly want to pay £25 to listen to anything that moron has to say?? He'll just use it as an excuse to be some sort of chavvy gangster & snarl threats. It's embarrassing![]()
She really does look absolutely shocking. She can barely speak. Lips & teeth like a Spitting Image creation.On The Mirror report they have a short video! OMG, she looks awful - demonic and deranged.
Looks like she hasn't had a wash for a week, orange, lumps and bumps all over her face and really garish heavy make up. If that's the best Fern can do god help anyone who books her for their make up!
Also, just wondering why she needed a hairdresser when all he did was plonk a wig on her head????
I thought it was a law now that dogs need to be secured in cars, I know I've had to buy a dog 'car seat'Back to one of the horrible wigs again. Dogs not properly secured - get a grill you ignorant below humanoids. Those dogs catapulted forward in a crash would cause untold damage to Cole's brainless head. Oh sorry - that's a win then. I really hate these ignorant people today. I'm off to make some wax dolls and find my sewing box.
It's the law to have a dog secured. But when did these moronic imbeciles pay the law any attention? They can't even strap in her kids.I thought it was a law now that dogs need to be secured in cars, I know I've had to buy a dog 'car seat'
Hey take that back! Iggy Pop is an actual legend, to say that he looks like KP is an insult to a real legend!The pic on the right is Iggy Pop![]()
That is the big question, why is she never challenged when there is so much proof she is the despicable troll.No, I don't believe we are trolls. We are not directly sending her any threatening messages.
We are giving our opinions & stating facts. It's not in her favour so she doesn't like it. Tough tit!
It actually blows my mind that she is given a platform to spout lie after lie after lie without being challenged. And anyone expressing an unfavorable response is labelled a trowel![]()
Not fair, anybody’s face would look like a sock full of pebbles if they jumped over a wall in the dark and fell hundreds of feetShe really does look absolutely shocking. She can barely speak. Lips & teeth like a Spitting Image creation.
Yes, you're right *hangs head in shame*....I should not troll someone who has had a truly dreadful & tragic accident (however it happened), resulting in life changing injuries. The likes of which the 647 surgeons involved have never seen before.Not fair, anybody’s face would look like a sock full of pebbles if they jumped over a wall in the dark and fell hundreds of feet![]()
I'm confused. How did the unedited version get out there?Look at the difference between the edited and the unedited. Considering she’s editing her face that much I’d say never.View attachment 484193
It is I believe, my daughter had to buy a seat and harness for her Frenchie, little bugger shreiks the whole time he's in it!I thought it was a law now that dogs need to be secured in cars, I know I've had to buy a dog 'car seat'
I'm sure a Sun poster once described her as 'having a face like a bag of smashed hamsters' - nice in other wordsNot fair, anybody’s face would look like a sock full of pebbles if they jumped over a wall in the dark and fell hundreds of feet![]()
Her eyebrows are simply an unholy mess - they look like they are ghosting themselves...@peeko this was after the "incident", so maybe she did land on her face?
Holy tit. That's come as a huge shock! Katie Price takes off her makeup & is in fact Fearne Cotton
. I had absolutely no idea. Mind officially blown. *Heads off for a lie down*......