Katie Price #25 and Carl the lackey, love a matching tacky tracky

[Monsieur Crumble]

Pay per view live stream wedding ffs! she is so desperate now

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Pay per view live stream wedding ffs! she is so desperate now

This is actually BRILLIANT
This & the fact that she turns into Fearne Cotton when she takes her make up off has made my day

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

I'm sure a Sun poster once described her as 'having a face like a bag of smashed hamsters' - nice in other words


Her eyebrows are simply an unholy mess - they look like they are ghosting themselves...

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

 

[liar liar]

Pay per view live stream wedding ffs! she is so desperate now

Wow nice to see just how seriously she takes her wedding vows. This is just horrible - like anyone can watch what should be a beautiful, special day and you would want a bunch of nobodies 'attending' - they shouldn't be granted a marriage licence.

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

Wear it backwards for ultra-shock value -Happy Birdy 2 Ewes

 

[Pink Squirrel]

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Monsieur Crumbleeeeeeee, happy birthday to you

 

[liar liar]

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Monsieur Crumbleeeeeeee, happy birthday to you

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet I forgot the present!

Wow nice to see just how seriously she takes her wedding vows. This is just horrible - like anyone can watch what should be a beautiful, special day and you would want a bunch of nobodies 'attending' - they shouldn't be granted a marriage licence.


Wear it backwards for ultra-shock value -Happy Birdy 2 Ewes

<phew>

 

[WhereisPrecious]

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

Happy Birthday

 

[BigBlue2018]

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

Happy birthday lovely! Sending love xxx

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

Thank you all for the birthday wishes you crazy,clever lovely bunch

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet I forgot the present!


<phew>

It's a shame I don't possess a vomit inducing tacky tracky oh well Jim jams it is

 

[Penguin86]

People can't get me to go to a wedding if it's free, there's no way I would pay for the torture.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Thank you all for the birthday wishes you crazy,clever lovely bunch


It's a shame I don't possess a vomit inducing tacky tracky oh well Jim jams it is

If only she wasn't charging an eye watering £495 I'd treat you to a personal Thrilzzzzz birthday greeting from Skanky Flaps

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

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I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

Thank you all for the birthday wishes you crazy,clever lovely bunch

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

HaPpY BiRtHdAY xx

 

[MrFMercury]

Happy Birthday @Monsieur Crumble

Has she named the day yet? She wouldn't go for the same day as Kieran world she?





My bad. Of course she would at least try

 

[liar liar]

If only she wasn't charging an eye watering £495 I'd treat you to a personal Thrilzzzzz birthday greeting from Skanky Flaps

£495 - what on earth for?

 

[MrFMercury]

I bet you get a link to their wedding list and instructions of how much your present should cost minimum as part of the deal.

 

[DC16]

@Monsieur Crumble happy birthday!

 

[Lucid30]

Latest load of rubbish!

 

[geordiegirl]

Pay per view live stream wedding ffs! she is so desperate now

Ooh I can’t see that... where is it posted? Happy birthday by the way

 

[80hs]

HAPPY BIRFDEEEEEEE @Monsieur Crumble

 

[peeko]

Thank you all for the birthday wishes you crazy,clever lovely bunch


It's a shame I don't possess a vomit inducing tacky tracky oh well Jim jams it is

Happy Birthday

I know someone who can get some flowers and balloons for Monsieur crumble and they’re free