So true but they may bee saving the favours for the WeedingHappy Birthday
I know someone who can get some flowersand balloons
for Monsieur crumble and theyβre free
Katie Price #25 and Carl the lackey, love a matching tacky tracky
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That live streamed wedding story is another nonsense, firstly IF there was a wedding she would go to OK or HELLO first and they wouldnβt allow it,
But does every story begin with Katie says, and end with her reps denying it? Because she can pretend the lies are nothing to do with her
But does every story begin with Katie says, and end with her reps denying it? Because she can pretend the lies are nothing to do with her
Where is this??? Can't find it! Can feel a BigBlue2018 fantasy story brewing!!!!Pay per view live stream wedding ffs! she is so desperate now
I would, waiting for the minister to ask 'is there anyone here present who knows of any lawful reason Krusty and Clearblue should not marry speak now or forever hold your peace'.
Floodgates would open! You'd have to queue up to get a say!!!!
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They look like brothers
Is she selling views for her next wedding? Ohhhhh yes she is.......ohhhhhhh no she isn't
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Ooh I loves a lace trackie I do <said with about as much sincerity as she takes her vows...>.Is she selling views for her next wedding? Ohhhhh yes she is.......ohhhhhhh no she isn't
Harvey now has a 'Show Biz' representative. Guess who? Lucky7 of course! Rediculous.
And the trainers
Do you promise? Cole can have a trackie looking like a dinner suit
Q: Why does the elephant have big ears?Every time I see filtered Funghi Fern I see Noddy
Meanwhile over in The Fail....Lozza wore a jumper. That's another 1 of her exes "allegedly" gonna be a daddy. Babies all around.... except her! How many weeks has Lozza been 20 weeks pregnant now? It seems like forever
A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!
The old ones are the best! Do you think KP told that joke to the South African kidnap mob?
I find her actually terrifying! I watched a clip of her speaking about her petition & l had to stop watching. Her face is a just a mess & all her own doing. Lips puffed up & the teeth! Jeez the teeth are glowing!
Just know she will be livid Kieranβs partner is pregnant! How dare he not tell her first! Id have loved to have been a fly on the wall when she found out
Just know she will be livid Kieranβs partner is pregnant! How dare he not tell her first! Id have loved to have been a fly on the wall when she found out
You couldn't blame him for never telling her really - she's trash. I like Michelle, she has done a good job of including but not obviously including her son in a very respectful and private way. I wish their family unit all the best.I find her actually terrifying! I watched a clip of her speaking about her petition & l had to stop watching. Her face is a just a mess & all her own doing. Lips puffed up & the teeth! Jeez the teeth are glowing!
Just know she will be livid Kieranβs partner is pregnant! How dare he not tell her first! Id have loved to have been a fly on the wall when she found out
"Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married
Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married
Gee, I really love you and we're gonna get married
Goin' to the chapel of love"
Pwicey: "No we're not 'Clearblue Cole', were going to Sheesh, it's free and Prep Kitchen are chucking in the canapes".
Clearblue: "What are canapes innit?"
Pwicey: "Who the duck knows but they're free. Woo Hoo!"
Pwicey then goes off to get ready for the ceremony which is being conducted by Dick Emery the vicar as all 3 of them have Turkey Teef.
White adapted tracksuit is laid out in the bridal suite, well the bogs at Sheesh. No bottoms so Skanky can air her Flaps if she gets nervous.
Fern and the hairdresser turn up.
Fern: "What look do you want you fucker? I was thinking the bleeping demure Christopher Biggins as Widow bleeping Twanky in panto?"
"Is it free?"
"Yep"
"That'll do"
Hairdresser: "Which wig do you want?"
"The cleanest".
"Bollocks where's the Shake and Vac and Fabreeze?"
Meanwhile the 'bridesmaids' are gathering. Using the term loosely as Pwicey has no female friends so up trips Wee Jimmy Krankie and Madge from Benidorm.
Clearblue is getting jittery with his ushers, Alan Partridge, Richard Madeley and Bernie Clifton and his Ostrich Oswald.
Sid is supposed to be ring bearer but has swollowed the rings in protest at this debarkle, Madley and Partridge are trying to fish them out of his arse with sticks.
In the cordoned off area where the ceremony is being held Amy is being wheeled in in her iron lung.
Clearblue looks resplendent in his matching white tracksuit and Alan and Richard have sucessfully retrieved the rings from Sids arse. Still covered in tit but he doesn't think Pwicey will notice.
Bridal Chorus strikes up and here comes Pwicey in a pink mobility scooter. As she's heading down the aisle she shreaks "Oh duck, I forgot to invite my kids, never mind, 5 less people to feed".
To be continued - the ceremony and reception...
Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married
Gee, I really love you and we're gonna get married
Goin' to the chapel of love"
Pwicey: "No we're not 'Clearblue Cole', were going to Sheesh, it's free and Prep Kitchen are chucking in the canapes".
Clearblue: "What are canapes innit?"
Pwicey: "Who the duck knows but they're free. Woo Hoo!"
Pwicey then goes off to get ready for the ceremony which is being conducted by Dick Emery the vicar as all 3 of them have Turkey Teef.
White adapted tracksuit is laid out in the bridal suite, well the bogs at Sheesh. No bottoms so Skanky can air her Flaps if she gets nervous.
Fern and the hairdresser turn up.
Fern: "What look do you want you fucker? I was thinking the bleeping demure Christopher Biggins as Widow bleeping Twanky in panto?"
"Is it free?"
"Yep"
"That'll do"
Hairdresser: "Which wig do you want?"
"The cleanest".
"Bollocks where's the Shake and Vac and Fabreeze?"
Meanwhile the 'bridesmaids' are gathering. Using the term loosely as Pwicey has no female friends so up trips Wee Jimmy Krankie and Madge from Benidorm.
Clearblue is getting jittery with his ushers, Alan Partridge, Richard Madeley and Bernie Clifton and his Ostrich Oswald.
Sid is supposed to be ring bearer but has swollowed the rings in protest at this debarkle, Madley and Partridge are trying to fish them out of his arse with sticks.
In the cordoned off area where the ceremony is being held Amy is being wheeled in in her iron lung.
Clearblue looks resplendent in his matching white tracksuit and Alan and Richard have sucessfully retrieved the rings from Sids arse. Still covered in tit but he doesn't think Pwicey will notice.
Bridal Chorus strikes up and here comes Pwicey in a pink mobility scooter. As she's heading down the aisle she shreaks "Oh duck, I forgot to invite my kids, never mind, 5 less people to feed".
To be continued - the ceremony and reception...
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I donβt see why he would need to tell her. Not as if they have a good friendly relationship. They only need to speak re their kids. He knew how she would react & obviously canβt be bothered dealing with her dramatics!
bleeping brilliant - and the pics of the cast at the end - crying with laughter - 'trying to fish them out of his arse with sticks'. Bravo, bravo, bravo!!!
Encore!!!Nah - she'd have said 'You can all shag me, but please don't take my money!'
Ceremony and reception coming up. Just gone off to watch 'The Chase' with a glass of wine for inspiration!bleeping brilliant - and the pics of the cast at the end - crying with laughter - 'trying to fish them out of his arse with sticks'. Bravo, bravo, bravo!!!
Hippy Burpday @Pom Bear. I hope you have a wonderful day!! With love to you xxSorry, made a bit of a mess with the google thing
They look like brothers
Just having a catch up. Happy birthday @Monsieur Crumble 
sorry it's a bit late!
Best get some tread title suggestions in quick guys
sorry it's a bit late! Best get some tread title suggestions in quick guys
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