Katie Price #245 Skanky and Sinky, Back sitting in a tree, Just in time for bankruptcy!

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Neither am I Rosie
Let start our OWN group and add our friends to it
We'll add the ones who weren't mentioned!

Ah all jokes aside, we are all united here and the bond will remain forever from our hatred for Kipper the cunt!
 
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That will definitely be interesting. Let's put our guesses in now.
My top 3 guesses are
1) Slimey Rymi
2) Edna
3) Harvey!
1, Amy the terminal in a wheelchair being pushed by Mr PP.
2, the new egg Mr Carpet cleaner.
3, sink boy carrying bock's of evidence to clear her name.
 
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That will definitely be interesting. Let's put our guesses in now.
My top 3 guesses are
1) Slimey Rymi
2) Edna
3) Harvey!
AFP, in a wheelchair, wearing moon boots & dragging an oxygen cylinder whilst breathing through a mask.
Harvey wearing the latest ' uptheirs' outfit two sizes too big accompanied by SB inside a Barney oufit.
Bunny trailing behind with crayons and an abbacus.
 
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Just watch her next week trolly up to the court SB on all fours trotting beside her with his dog collar and lead - and fish minge strutting along shaking her long luscious hair with a lovely pair of hairy earrings……SB’s bollocks - she loves humiliation -remember when she had KH dressed as a horse
 
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Let start our OWN group and add our friends to it
We'll add the ones who weren't mentioned!

Ah all jokes aside, we are all united here and the bond will remain forever from our hatred for Kipper the cunt!
Our group are The Mean Girls, we are the Plastics, I am Regina George (doesn’t show me in a good light, I know ) you are all Lindsay Lohan’s Cady Heron character, but we will let you into the Plastics (including boys) to combine in our quest to defeat the ultimate Skankiest Skank Queen Bee Mean Girl that is Pwice

I am well aware this makes absolutely no sense to anyone who’s never watched Mean Girls

 
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I’m going to suggest pp fencing as her escort at the BH.
She might want to continue the farce of being a lone Singleton muvver of five with no one to share the bills with.
And just in case the mortgage people are watching, she has no boyfriend with a new house.
 
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Right I’ll go with that ,
I met a smilliekylie and I really thought she liked me
I truly thought I had met the one
It was a fail , to no avail
I just a another victim of of the mean girls club
She’s just a witch , casting spells hypnotising,
She made me drink a potion just to fall in love
She got me drunk
Tipsy in her love
I’m just another victim of the mean girls club
 
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Don't forget she is crippled for life and can never walk properly again. Possibly a wheelchair might be taking it too far but a moonboot or two might be in evidence.... with some crutches and a packet of Ibuprofen instead of a pregnancy kit in her hand may be...?!!

 
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Neither am I Rosie
We second class Krusties must band together and ask Carl to give us his best advice and guidance about how to take prosecution action as he’s the ex twerp expert.

Either that or we cosy up to the main gang and hope to be accepted. Carl can teach us how to crawl as he's now had months of practice.

Carl's the man for no reason all seasons.
 
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So I see they are defos together then after his latest video. She probably didn't even cheat and they just dragged that poor bustard into it for cash. They are both the lowest summits people. Just lie after lie for cash. No wonder no one touches them.
 
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The carpets still got stains and marks on it christ knows what it looked like before he "cleaned" it the dirty cow just lives in squalor.
Oi, Stan, ryte sew me karpit his ownlee naymd arfta me innit Pete you cunt. Hits cawlled Shag Piles beecaws wen eye shag hon hit Keeeerun you wanka me piles drop down. Wooo hoo!
 
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I've never seen it. The joke's wasted on me Kylie
I'm sorry!!
 
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What on earth have I just read? This woman ‘had surgery to create the world’s fattest vagina’. Thank god there are no photos
I must have led a sheltered life, what Is a fat vagina, and why would anyone want one
She actually makes KP look quite natural.
 
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OH realised I wasn't listening to him when I laughed at this
 
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That will definitely be interesting. Let's put our guesses in now.
My top 3 guesses are
1) Slimey Rymi
2) Edna
3) Harvey!
i recon she will either be alone or with her solicitor/accountant. SB will have been grabbed by his father and 6 heavies and either locked in a room or in the back of a van, being drove as far away as possible, to stop him attending ( if his dad has any sense,because SB hasnt)
 
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L

nothing like brand loyalty. I’d be pissed off he was advertising another ready meal last week . Any port in a storm it’s all ££
That's why I don't get it with the 'zeleb' influencers, they will advertise anything for money! Why would that make me want to buy what they are plugging? As you say one week this, the next week a rival brand. Same with KP, always advertising products that she supposedly have her own line of, such as eyelashes etc. If her own were so good why would she advertise anyone elses?
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Sadly this is why I think the 'believe all women because they never lie about rape' mob are so wrong. Some women DO lie about rape, and it's sad and very wrong that they do, because then it does make it harder to believe genuine victims.
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The thing that surprised me about HMRC after one of her BH hearings, the one where she agreed to the voluntary repayment thing, was that they said they didn't know how much they were going to get or when they were going to get it but that they were happy with the arrangement! I was like WTF?? How can they be happy with that?
 
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Wonder if daddy woods has cut sb off for sneaking around with kipper and now he needs to earn some bucks advertising crap
 
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