Katie Price #245 Skanky and Sinky, Back sitting in a tree, Just in time for bankruptcy!

[okeep]

I’m not saying anything new krusties, you can go back on my posts years ago, ever since she got with Carwash,
I have always said the poor bugger is a bit sadly lacking, I mean girls if your fella acted like him , you’d lose all respect surely, the bloke’s a laughing stock , What sort of fella goes online and tells everyone his missus has been cheating ? You’d be taking a hammer to the other geezers head,
Imagine his mates ( if hes got any ) must be pissing themselves ,is it grab a granny night again?? he is a still young man , what must his parents think? No self respect no self esteem, Fancy taking that bleeping thing home to meet your parents, never really ever seen any real affection between the pair of them, did the YouTube together, always thought it was funny he wasn’t in the MM prog, I have always thought whereas Pete, Alex , Kieron etc had at least something about them, though old sb was , well a bit simple , like au said years ago , a goldfish swimming with a shark

 

[scannertd]

Oh American tan, right back to 1973 , my first pair of tights, but had to wear white knee high socks over them for school

Same, also wore pants under the tights and over the tights too, 1970's huh.

 

[Blessmyheart]

I looooved the ‘RoboCunt’ Mock-up which was done after one of her court appearances. That will never not be funny to me.

I still have rather pleasant flashbacks to Pom’s take on her crashgate appearance.Which was a packet of spaghetti and a boiler in cobalt blue lagging. I practically wept.

 

[emmaw28]

"Do I need to start a new thread
Where are you @PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy "


Ah, sorry Emma! I took the crotch goblin to the sealife centre, to spend the day with a different kind of shark. Next one, I promise! And, thank you, again. We should have a gofund me for you, not KH.

Hahah cheers
This thread suddenly sped up and before I knew it, it was time

 

[Blessmyheart]

New OF pictures

That’s not her face.Its not anybody’s face.And Grant still has a goitre.

 

[Gawdblimey]

New OF pictures

OMFG,What is she staring at them again for?
And noooo don't do the zip up,it might get caught and they might POP

 

[maggie-moo]

Kieran's gofundme is creeping up. Come on red tops, please, 1 of you have the balls to run with it You run stories about petitions to stop her getting animals. You run stories about her "fans". So please run a story about Kieran's"fans" & their fundraising efforts. I'm sure there are ways to do it without implying or implicating help him get some more money to take the Skank down

Wouldn't it be great of all her ex's would donate £100 each.

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

OMFG,What is she staring at them again for?
And noooo don't do the zip up,it might get caught and they might POP

She's checking her fake nipples are still stuck on.
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She's checking her fake nipples are still stuck on.

Ps I found her old ones floating in a tank at sealife today.

 

[Ming55]

Oh bless, she's spot vakooming the fluff off the floor because she's very house proud.....
(nb: I assuming that's a vakoom-hose because I'm a very innocent person.... who owns a vakoom with attachments....

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Her OF fans must be really sick, wanting to see a heavily filtered lump of plastic squeezing into another layer of plastic just to vacuum. Well sexsi

 

[DC16]

And where was Jett while mummy dearest was squeezing into her baby bel costume?

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

And where was Jett while mummy dearest was squeezing into her baby bel costume?

It's such a shame for him. There's probably a valid reason he's at home (possibly anxiety?) but I bet he's plonked in front of a TV whilst she "works". I doubt there's a lot of home educating going on.

 

[lovesthegossipmx]

New OF pictures

wonky as you like
i guess you get what you pay for or maybe not in this case
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New OF pictures

but atleast she has taken some advice and has a clear background,still no nipps though

 

[kirajodie]

Same, also wore pants under the tights and over the tights too, 1970's huh.

Haha snap, that was to keep them up

 

[scannertd]

Haha snap, that was to keep them up

Otherwise gusset was at your knees by lunchtime

 

[Stan Butler]

If skanks going down the fetish route on her OF thought she'd have gone with the red rubber Johnny look to match her clear rubber Johnny suit.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Wouldn't it be great of all her ex's would donate £100 each.

Go on Pete, bung him a couple of grand it's anonymous

 

[lovesthegossipmx]

have no idea about filtering but why does she not filter them awful boobs and make them even looking?

 

[Winepig]

Wouldn't it be great of all her ex's would donate £100 each.

Christ , if you included all the “ exes” Kieron would be able to retire

 

[lovesthegossipmx]

What is Kirsty like wont she be helping KH with all that's going on
ive heard Claire is good at her job and probably helped Pete in the past but dont know much about Kirsty?

 

[scannertd]

Go on Pete, bung him a couple of grand it's anonymous

Surely helping KH bring her down legally would affect her relationship with Princess indirectly, cant be a bad thing!