Katie Price #245 Skanky and Sinky, Back sitting in a tree, Just in time for bankruptcy!

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I agree Brah.... This could be the best thing since Xmas but then you'll wake up memories of six pairs of dark tan tights and a poncho from your 'favourite aunt', don't you.... and then you'll have to write a thank you letter. (Dark childhood thoughts streaming through mind....)
My great auntie Ivy got me a pack of american tan tights every year, also, always a few crazy home knits that you had to wear altogether on Christmas day.
 
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Sorry but why is it kipper doesn't want people to know she's with sink boy #getting the lingo lol
 
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I imagine an accountant, maybe a solicitor (hope she has paid them) along with moon boots, both feet, crutches and a wheelchair, pushed by the one and only SB 😂
Will she go for a ‘top’ person to represent her, or with a no win no fee deal? She’s certainly had some good representation in the past to get off DD/ drugs driving while already banned,
& other driving crimes, plus the disgusting last RO fiasco. Plus the ridiculous situation with conducting a bankruptcy hearing from Maldives, which I still can’t believe happened. Talk about taking the PI$$ big time with that one💩.
 
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"Do I need to start a new thread 🤨😂
Where are you @PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy 😅"


Ah, sorry Emma! I took the crotch goblin to the sealife centre, to spend the day with a different kind of shark. :LOL: Next one, I promise! And, thank you, again. We should have a gofund me for you, not KH. :D ❤
 
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My great auntie Ivy got me a pack of american tan tights every year, also, always a few crazy home knits that you had to wear altogether on Christmas day.
Oh American tan, right back to 1973 , my first pair of tights, but had to wear white knee high socks over them for school
 
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Can't believe what I did today. Being fairly new to where I'm living, I had to post a card but not sure where the post box was. So asked someone where the post bock was. FFS too much reading on here rubbing off 🤣🤣
 
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Dear God, that red plastic. She really could get mistaken for a beach ball.
 
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Oh bless, she's spot vakooming the fluff off the floor because she's very house proud.....
(nb: I assuming that's a vakoom-hose because I'm a very innocent person.... who owns a vakoom with attachments....

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It's going to go 1 of 2 ways. She'll either turn up looking glamorous, hair perfect, nails done, looking "confident & successful". Or she'll turn up in a stained tracky, greasy extensions, minimal makeup, looking "tired, stressed & vulnerable".

@DC16 do we know if she'll have a "team" with her? Or is she going solo because she's fucked everyone off 🥴 However I'm not sure she's bright enough to go it alone 🤔

@Binfest where are you? Are you okay? Any cryptic clues for us?
Or she might have an eleventh hour emergency that takes her out of action on the 7-13th . I would hope in those circumstances unless it could be proved to not have been planned , it would be dealt with whether she is there or not and a no show would be contempt of court and a warrant issued for her arrest
 
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