It's a wet t-shirt competition on an 18-30's holiday in shagaluf. She came first and won a book.
It's a wet t-shirt competition on an 18-30's holiday in shagaluf. She came first and won a book.
looks like she’s been dunked head first into a bath and then pulled out and had her pic taken, what a fucking mess
Just like skankycunt.Also...camels absolutely stink!
Probably her makeup artist...she hadn't been paid so she tried to drown her.looks like she’s been dunked head first into a bath and then pulled out and had her pic taken, what a fucking mess
I suspect that top had the nips already attached.
Kipper knows all about massive stains.Me Julie is Ali G's girlfriend. She is well fit, innit! Staines massive. Reprezent!!!
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Even then, one of them was was trying to exit stage right.before rhe nipples went awol
And she's selling it on depop...I suspect that top had the nips already attached.
SB hibernatingRecap- as the BH draws ever closer the skanky one is trying to pull even more tricks out of the bag. We’ve had
lipstick kisses @ £55
One item of soiled underwear for £200 or you can get the whole shebang ( and she did) for £350. Now don’t go expecting professionally mounted item or this price ,no she took a leaf out of SB”s repertoire and did a bespoke background which authentically looks like her actual knees, all wrinkly , to staple the garments on, and you will be glad to know it’s not an ikea picture frame she’s got a wholesale lot from pounstretcher. To top this range off she’s had a rifle through her junk rooms and pulled out the unsold copies of both her novels and autobiographies. Again perfect gift for under £60.
in addition to this her imagination has dreamed up a few tv shows to talk about, time will tell if they transpire into actual shows with Harvey ( groans, not another one ) , mucky mansion ( however this would be subject to possession), I suggested they do an episode of hoarders which would be more apt. Also they have put the call out for Panto season already and she thinks they will pay £60,000 for her the play skanky the twanky in Aladdin ( but we’ve never know her just to have one lad in, there will be more young men to the slaughter in her search for the next “one”
SB has been notably absent, but we think he’s just hibernating - bunny let us know he was sleeping upstairs. Talking of bunny , tattlers were horrified that she voiced ambitions to do OF and seemed to belittle her bro, telling all in sundry that he was being kept back a year. Any longer with Kipper and Bunny will be fully possessed and need an exorcist to extract skanks influence from her.
There was a foto shoot with Edna Kipper and the two wee ones , Harvey was also home too, this could be the OK mag deal for the miraculous AFP story - we await release day to find out .
She seems ti be lining her ducks in a row to influence the BH, PTSD, ADHD, APB ( oops sorry that what the police put out for her)
Poorly feet, poorly mum, hunners of sprogs that she brings up single handedly , even when she’s out on 3 day benders. Weekly nails and x3 weekly hair continues , well she is a top moddal and still got it. Still spending, still advertising her “ businesses”
TLDR- she’s still a WGC - never forget remember Sharon
She could be Sarah the Cook in Dick Whittington, then she could shout out 'Suck my Dick' with impunity as we know it's one line she can remember having copied it from Amber Heard.How on Earth would the ADHD riddled, illiterate smelly creature learn lines? Unless very rudimentary ones.
My god. Its horrendousWhy oh why does sfp think that this style of dresses look great...truly horrendous shapeless and dowdy..keeps reminding of little house on the prairie
she wants to wear it to a wedding but it's too long
Looks like she's had a hot flush or is ill poor love. Her hair is all sweaty too.
Aww, maybe we're being a little unfairMy god. Its horrendous
haha She's worried that it's too long. Oh, love, the length is the least of your worries! It's like a bodybag.Aww, maybe we're being a little unfairPerhaps there is someone on this thread who loves this dress and has bought the same one
They need intervention too
Part of the problem is the fabric too. It could probably work ( on someone) if the fabric was sheer and floaty in some sort of light colour or delicate, subtle floral print or embroidery on it. Instead, it looks like cheap, thick cotton poplin. It's too dense and blocky looking. Just what you need when you're vertically challenged.Why oh why does sfp think that this style of dresses look great...truly horrendous shapeless and dowdy..keeps reminding of little house on the prairie
she wants to wear it to a wedding but it's too long
Sweating her tits off
I nearly went to the Homebase next door but it was too coldYou stalking me? I has just been to Staines massive innit… Halfords of all places… couldn’t get to the funeral as the washer motor has gone on my windscreen wipers - and no, they’re not frozen. What a day, is it time for a drink?!
Think they might be stick on nipplesbefore rhe nipples went awol
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