Recap- as the BH draws ever closer the skanky one is trying to pull even more tricks out of the bag. Weāve had
lipstick kisses @ Ā£55
One item of soiled underwear for Ā£200 or you can get the whole shebang ( and she did) for Ā£350. Now donāt go expecting professionally mounted item or this price ,no she took a leaf out of SBās repertoire and did a bespoke background which authentically looks like her actual knees, all wrinkly , to staple the garments on, and you will be glad to know itās not an ikea picture frame sheās got a wholesale lot from pounstretcher. To top this range off sheās had a rifle through her junk rooms and pulled out the unsold copies of both her novels and autobiographies. Again perfect gift for under Ā£60.
in addition to this her imagination has dreamed up a few tv shows to talk about, time will tell if they transpire into actual shows with Harvey ( groans, not another one ) , mucky mansion ( however this would be subject to possession), I suggested they do an episode of hoarders which would be more apt. Also they have put the call out for Panto season already and she thinks they will pay Ā£60,000 for her the play skanky the twanky in Aladdin ( but weāve never know her just to have one lad in, there will be more young men to the slaughter in her search for the next āoneā
SB has been notably absent, but we think heās just hibernating - bunny let us know he was sleeping upstairs. Talking of bunny , tattlers were horrified that she voiced ambitions to do OF and seemed to belittle her bro, telling all in sundry that he was being kept back a year. Any longer with Kipper and Bunny will be fully possessed and need an exorcist to extract skanks influence from her.
There was a foto shoot with Edna Kipper and the two wee ones , Harvey was also home too, this could be the OK mag deal for the miraculous AFP story - we await release day to find out .
She seems ti be lining her ducks in a row to influence the BH, PTSD, ADHD, APB ( oops sorry that what the police put out for her)
Poorly feet, poorly mum, hunners of sprogs that she brings up single handedly , even when sheās out on 3 day benders. Weekly nails and x3 weekly hair continues , well she is a top moddal and still got it. Still spending, still advertising her ā businessesā
TLDR- sheās still a WGC - never forget remember Sharon
www.thesun.co.uk
) with a hilarious Ā£1 million price tag, needless to say, zero roles were offeredā¦..no one was interested then, no one is interested now ( Ā£60k, be lucky to be offered 60p ) really is yawn inducing nonsense as usualā¦.and look, according to the story, it was said ahead of a bankruptcy hearing 
these days, Skankās lying about future work options heading her way ahead of the bankruptcy hearing, went on GMB news, talked 
She had a magazine shoot for OK magazine, speculation is rife that the AFP transplant story is coming soon. Sadly it appears Princess is hanging around a bit more at the MM.
Not the best work 
It would be young lads jumping over her she'd love it. Discussing!
