Katie Price #239 nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, Batnan!

[Crowbag]

2015, according to the Daily Fail with the Holey Boob incident.
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Is it just me that thinks she looks like a rough hard faced 70 year old in a bad wig?

 

[Pisspotshow]

A picture of our favourite top modewls lumpy face in all its glory ... 2021 ... always been a stunner, its not filters folks, all about the pose

With a face like that the wonky tits are the least of her worries.
Ugly inside & out & obvious for all to see!
Mangled face, butchered tits, non existent waist, line backer shoulders & pigs trotters on granny legs with bulging knees.
Pose your way out of that without filters, fucker!

 

[tracey3871]

@Angelic37 do you know if Kieran is aware? Xx

Beats any video of pie slinging going round the village of the damned doesn't it

 

[BigBlue2018]

Katie Price's ex Carl 'concerned' over boob job and 'thinks it's a dig at him'

Katie Price - who recently split from fiancé Carl Woods - underwent yet another breast enhancement surgery recently

www.mirror.co.uk

Yup, another rip roaring "news" article. Bless him, trying to hang on to his fame

I wish the press would stop referring to him as an 'Ex Love Island Star'. The muppet walked into the patio door going in, lasted all of 5 minutes, all the girls thought he was a creep. He never got into the house.

 

[BigBlue2018]

you can tell there definitely was a woo hoo and a fist pump this is it and the same one (2019) its always been wonky since then. (Also looks like she has about 20 packets of extensions on her head aswell )
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The thing I don't understand in my addled brain is that all of this -
bad surgery;
scarring;
ruining her face;
bankruptcy;
loss of custody of her children;
3 failed marriages;
numerous criminal offences/appearances in court/criminal record (yet still not jailed); restraining orders;
guilty of revenge porn;
reporting people to the police with 'allegations';
drink/drug driving;
bullying and harassment etc... sure there more...

...are all someone else's fault and she's a victim?!

KATIE PRICE. THIS IS ALL YOUR DOING AND YOURS ALONE. NO ONE ELSE IS TO BLAME BUT YOU! YOU'VE DONE IT TO YOURSELF, YOUR KIDS AND YOUR FAMILY GOD HELP THEM. YET ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY.

 

[Pisspotshow]

The source has contacted me once again to attempt to correct our assertions and that the incident with Ms Price and her bff boyfriend is of course totally innocent.
As we are all aware, Ms Price successfully carried out her Paramedic training many years ago and given the current strains on the ambalance and NHS services had no desire to increase their stress.
As was rightly mentioned in a previous post, Ms Price actually was the victim of a fraudulent transaction whereby she inadvertently purchased a large quantity of sanitary ware at what she thought was a discounted price.
Given the current state of affairs with cost of living crisis, and having recently having to cut short her holiday to return to the UK, at great expense, to rescue her two youngest children, she understandably thought she was doing the right thing.
It subsequently turns out, as predicted by one of her Tattle fans, that said sanitary products were indeed faulty but once again due to Ms Price's busy celebrity lifestyle she didn't realise until she was visiting her bff.
No wanting to embarrass herself in front of her friend she decided to ask her friends boyfriend to help her, following strict instructions from Ms Price using her considerable Paramedic training and skills.
Therefore as we can all now appreciate, Ms Price is in actual fact innocent and is somewhat of an heroine for her quick thinking in this medical emergency whilst at the same time easing the pressure on our overworked NHS.

 

[DC16]

Will KP be supporting 67894th bff Michelle H, Dancing on ice tomorrow?
That so could of been KP if she hadn’t of broken her feet and slagged off ITV

Is #tampongate trending on Twitter yet does anyone know? (Asking for a friend )

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Ok, so this is from a 100% solid gold source.

Katie got Rubys boyfriend to finger her in the bedroom upstairs while pissed with the kids... and Ruby left her phone on the side..recording... so she has it all on video. The Skank is heard on the video saying “I have a tampon in my wet pussy can you use your fingers to get it out” and then you can hear her moaning as he does it Pissed and coked out of her head. Ruby called her out and she denied it so then Ruby sent Katie the recording. Katie had to admit it all to Carl as Ruby told Carl too (which shows that she's been with Carl all along as you wise Krusties worked out).

She told Carl it wasn’t sexual as she was asking the guy to find her tampon (where to even start with this. Just wow. Only she could try and talk her way out of this one!)

They were both drunk and you can hear Katie trying it on a lot in the video. Ruby said she had caught Katie with her legs on him a few times so she set her phone up as she was suspicious something would happen.

So that's the tea. 🫖🫣

@Angelic37 FUCKING BRILLIANT TEA!!!!! 🫖

 

[karma4klattie]

KP will be reposting that when she has come round from her Friday night binge, needs a Amy deflection picture

I bet that’s why she has no female friends, constantly flirts with their OHs.

Just wait until Princess starts bringing boyfriends to meet mum, Skank will be putting her hands down their trousers, inviting them to finger her, shoving her boobs in their faces and telling them she sexier than P.

 

[tracey3871]

The Sun starting to say what many of us believe, that Sink-Boy is still lurking around in the background. They’ve probably been informed he’s still with her, so a little dig here …

Katie Price’s ex Carl Woods sparks rumours they’re secretly back together

KATIE Price’s former fiancé Carl Woods has sparked speculation they are secretly back together. The car salesman shared a snap of himself lying in bed – and eagle-eyed followers are convinced it is…

www.thesun.ie

Private Carol reporting for frontline duty again then is he ....

 

[DC16]

Hey everyone! Lost track of the thread a bit and so busy I've not time to read through and catch-up I have some steaming hot tea. So hot I've just dropped the cup. I've got the full inside story on what happened between The Skank and her (now ex) friend Ruby. I've got a stoopid docs appointment in ten minutes but I'll post it after that. Get comfy cos it's brilliant. I can't reveal my source but I can 100% guarantee it's the black and white troof.

It’s brilliant!! I will back you that you are telling the troof

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

To be fair ... there was that other boob job she had just before CBB ... the one where the implant actually dug itself a tunnel and tried to escape

I remember a housemate saying they could SMELL the necrosis of the boob decaying...

 

[BiffasBeemer]

I miss the happily startled look

 

[Stan Butler]

Well skanky likes to dress up,, we've had the pvc bunny boiler outfit, rubber Jonny all in one wonder if she'll wear this for her next staged photo opportunity.

 

[WillowTree21]

Let's not forget this is a woman who went swimming in a hotel pool shortly after surgery with stitches still in! As you say it's a wonder she hasn't contracted some nasty infection before now.

Yes, in Turkey. more than once, I was more shocked that she went into a pool,( that other people would be using), with open, oozing scars/sores. Utterly disgusting. Not only should open wounds be kept dry, should certainly not be sunbathing or swimming. The hotel must have known & should have kindly requested she cover up & get out of the pool. If I had been a guest, I would have complained to management & given her piece of my mind.
She never follows correct medical advice - well, ANY advice. It will be her demise I believe.

 

[karma4klattie]

Ok, so this is from a 100% solid gold source.

Katie got Rubys boyfriend to finger her in the bedroom upstairs while pissed with the kids... and Ruby left her phone on the side..recording... so she has it all on video. The Skank is heard on the video saying “I have a tampon in my wet pussy can you use your fingers to get it out” and then you can hear her moaning as he does it Pissed and coked out of her head. Ruby called her out and she denied it so then Ruby sent Katie the recording. Katie had to admit it all to Carl as Ruby told Carl too (which shows that she's been with Carl all along as you wise Krusties worked out).

She told Carl it wasn’t sexual as she was asking the guy to find her tampon (where to even start with this. Just wow. Only she could try and talk her way out of this one!)

They were both drunk and you can hear Katie trying it on a lot in the video. Ruby said she had caught Katie with her legs on him a few times so she set her phone up as she was suspicious something would happen.

So that's the tea. 🫖🫣

Poor doormat Carl. He's so willing to let her make a fool of him. He's got issues.

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Can we keep this thread title forever...?!!

 

[SmillieKylie]

Well it’s raining hard outside my house this morning, proper stormy. but who cares, I’m still laughing at the latest Skank revelations, and despite the terrible weather have a feeling this is going to be a fab weekend, sadly not so much for her Skankiness.

Unsurprisingly after a quick scan of the News there is no Red Top action about #Tampongate but I did find this interesting piece of reportage…..

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Getting rinsed on her IG on the advert for the rats tails scam event!

 

[scannertd]

Hot off the press!!!!!
I'm at a book launch in Lawlors in Naas ( for those in the know) its a book on artificial grass- I'm only here for the wine , and Mr S went to school with the author.
Anyways, Celebrity interviewer/ irish TV personality Lucy Kennedy was giving the introduction and she announced her show is back on TV this Friday and her first guest is KFP!
Her shows consists of her staying the weekend with a celebrity , living with them , filming and chatting etc you get the idea.
I haven't watched her previous shows so not sure if she will be sycophantic or be lifting up the carpets and looking in the wardrobes.
Living with Lucy, Virgin media 1 and Rte in Ireland.
Enjoy