Katie Price #228 Ashes to ashes, Flying monkeys. We know KFP is a junkie

[Blessmyheart]

Same. I can’t go on there. And there are certain people I’ve clicked the ignore button for on this thread.

I’ve just had a look.Its grim.

 

[mrspig99]

The Jilly Cooper Books

I used to love a good old Jilly Cooper aga saga to read on holiday!

 

[Blessmyheart]

I don't think I was present at its inception unfortunately. I just like the fact it sounds like 'KP' and it's a fish......her IQ and lips match
It's lovely that everyone has there own meaning

I always think of “ done up like a kipper”.I have no idea what that means though.

 

[Stan Butler]

Someone just sent me the the skanks nude OF video,,,best it's looked in ages no filters aswell.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

He's only human.
I mean, would you or any other person with mental capacity want to do "the magic" with this;

I give you the KP Gallery of Grottyness Top 5 "Faces Which Should Have Been Smothered At Birth"...

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See, in that first one she looks like a Kipper.....and the 2nd one......and the 3rd.

 

[Vasi]

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To think at some point she had it all!

 

[Minty_socks]

I always think of “ done up like a kipper”.I have no idea what that means though.

"To be done or stiched up like a kipper, clearly means to be duped or tricked by false information that was there for all to see" Don't say I don't spoil ya!

 

[Hampshire Hog]

This is what I see in my minds eye, Cole curled up in a ball in the corner of the room, crying and sobbing "she made me do it" and Kipper being brought out with a deflated Phil and Grant.
While B & J are happily reunited with K & Mummy Michelle their brother and stepbrother. Skanky gets 15 years.

To much maybe. Fuckit, I'm enjoying this senario best, I'm staying with it.

Ohh I know the SAS bloke on the rope , that brings back memories

 

[maggie-moo]

Ohh I know the SAS bloke on the rope , that brings back memories

Shhhhhh....Walls have Ears

 

[karma4klattie]

Someone just sent me the the skanks nude OF video,,,best it's looked in ages no filters as well.

Can't she EVER put her legs together!

 

[Blessmyheart]

"To be done or stiched up like a kipper, clearly means to be duped or tricked by false information that was there for all to see" Don't say I don't spoil ya!

Thank you Minty! It’s appropriate when you apply it to KP.

 

[LoolieVeeton]

Do you think he's intelligent enough to pull off a double bluff ? Or is he just plain stupid ?
I really don't know anymore. Either he's playing a blinder or he's supremely thick

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He’s a monosyllabic moron. A self proclaimed millionaire used car salesman when asked his favourite car said - ‘old’. He’s a gaping void of absolute nothingness with teef.

 

[Pisspotshow]

That's not all he would pick up from her

I think Kipper is in the UK omewhere with the kids ... Just not at home with them ... SS and Keiran probably don't know where they are... Kipper is playing games with them

Yes, it's the bikey in her coming to the fore.
They're HER children and possession is 9/10 the of the law.

 

[SewerGrapes]

She's not creative? Surely you jest! She's the QUEEN of crafting! Don't forget all those lovely crappy craft things she made for Jett's bedroom!

And, and and, she makes all her own curtains doncha know!

 

[coolcat2022]

Yes, it's the bikey in her coming to the fore.
They're HER children and possession is 9/10 the of the law.

Thinking about it from a ‘criminologist point of view’
Where could they go without being detected? I reckon they’ve gone by road somewhere. They live in the south of England so maybe drive to France or similar distance. There’s no pap photos of them at an airport or mention of them being on a plane. Unless they’ve gone incognito by wearing wigs or something.
Oh I’ve spent too much time thinking about this lol

 

[Minty_socks]

"I will not give up my favourite decoration, ha ha ha ha"

 

[SewerGrapes]

I don't think I was present at its inception unfortunately. I just like the fact it sounds like 'KP' and it's a fish......her IQ and lips match
It's lovely that everyone has their own meaning

Q: Can you name four fish that begin with 'K' and end with 'K?'

A: Kwik-save Haddock.
Killer shark.
Kippers dick. (aka suck my)

And, Kilmarnock.
(cos it's a 'plaice' innit!

To think at some point she had it all!

Yes indeed - maybe that's why she was visiting hospital again.
To get 'it all' cleared up again!

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

He’s a monosyllabic moron. A self proclaimed millionaire used car salesman when asked his favourite car said - ‘old’. He’s a gaping void of absolute nothingness with teef.

That's why I find it hard to believe he wrote Kipper's last Instagram posts. I could be wrong of course but it just makes me wonder who else would have helped her if that's the case. Him or Edna?

 

[SewerGrapes]

Thinking about it from a ‘criminologist point of view’
Where could they go without being detected? I reckon they’ve gone by road somewhere. They live in the south of England so maybe drive to France or similar distance. There’s no pap photos of them at an airport or mention of them being on a plane. Unless they’ve gone incognito by wearing wigs or something.
Oh I’ve spent too much time thinking about this lol

...Just follow the stench...

 

[LoolieVeeton]

And, and and, she makes all her own curtains doncha know!

And she shows off her beef curtains to her ownly fans. Lucky little sausages.