He will explode with excitement,
soon dropped her sis SFP who went last year after he allegedly smacked her one and stole her £50m ring
Katie Price #211 has another stalker, but who believes this joker?
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soon dropped her sis SFP who went last year after he allegedly smacked her one and stole her £50m ringI hope Harvey is dressed properly
Was last years rationale for that so Harvey didn’t get too anxious. Just looked at so,e of the arrivals, I think Holly has had too much cheek filler. These folk all have proper dresses on though, not a fancy dress costume. Oh how Crawl would love to be with someone else on the red carpet.
Sooo.It starts at 8.00.
What time should I hit the gin bottle?
I need to be sober enough to take in the awfulness of what she is wearing, yet be hammered enough not to mind if she wins.
Or I could pay the Pricey drinking game,where whenever she says anyfink loud and/ or annoying I take a swig.Im also taking a sip whenever I see Sink Boy, especially if he’s pretending to be a farver to the lad..
What time should I hit the gin bottle?
I need to be sober enough to take in the awfulness of what she is wearing, yet be hammered enough not to mind if she wins.
Or I could pay the Pricey drinking game,where whenever she says anyfink loud and/ or annoying I take a swig.Im also taking a sip whenever I see Sink Boy, especially if he’s pretending to be a farver to the lad..
KATIE PRICE #212 she lubercated her chords, while at the awards,hoping she could sing,but Harvey ,her son,didnt know if he had won, because she was collecting the kerching
Oozy turdio must have arrived with an industrial size vat of hair spray to try and hold down her little tufty bits. You can see loads of straight spaghetti hair at the roots like a toupee even with the filter she put on. It has to be a right mess in real life.
I haven't touched a drop in years already done a bottle of voddy, bottle of Bacardi and 3 wraps of coke just started on the bottle of fabric softener.
What is that hairshe is doing her own plastering, I mean make up, obviously Fern turned her down
And will she have a small bag 
she looks like AFP in this photo
It's giving me Shatner vibes. At least he had the sense to stop at the top and not attach a load of 6ft long nylon 'tresses'.What is that hair
KATIE PRICE #212 OZZY TURD CARight then people start getting your clean #212 thread titles in now... because if the skank wins we'll need a new thread by 10pm tonight with the amount of people's comments containing swear words and complete meltdowns
Who's taking bets she with be taking centre stage woody fighting for second place then they remember it's suppose to be Harvey's night who doesn't have a bleeping clue and would rather be at home/college with pie and colouring books
She ain't winning jack tonight, no way is she beating Tom. She must know that deep down.
She’s borrowed the hair off a cabbage patch doll!
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duck me is it panto time
She’s desperately trying to look like princess isn’t she with the hair
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And how does someone with poorly trotters even stand on one leg?!
Sorry but if your feet’s are so poorly how can you balance on one of them for a photo to show your stupid do nothing boots off
Think that's proof the boots are for sympathy,, can walk over uneven ground pushing a wheelbarrow loaded with pumpkins and now can put her full weight on one foot while kicking the other foot into the air,, bleeping scamming lying bleep.
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