Her hair looks terribleDefinitely still there eating oysters. So they both lied about going for one day.
Katie Price #206 Upstaged by the death of beloved Queen, face it KP is a despised hasbeen.
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I hope she gets the raging shits from the oysters.
A nice poisoned one please.
Oh f***ing hell. I've spent 8 years in recovery from alcoholism going to meetings and counselling, etc.... when all that time all I needed to do was to MAKE A DOCUMENTARY. What a waste of all that time and energy.bleeping marvellous according to the mirror 2 days ago skank was a basket case trying to top herself and would be in weekly therapy for life,4 hrs ago the gruesome twosome were on the rocks and had split and now 1hour ago skanks healed and looking forward to a future with sink boy and her 5 kids. All this from the famous source AKA Sophie the enabler.
And thatโs just after a blow dry!!!
#207 lies after lies, she thinks we're mugs.
Meanwhile her eyebrows look like slugs
Meanwhile her eyebrows look like slugs
She already uses one metre long strips for the eyebrows thoughShe should be using that black tape in a more useful wayx ..
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Here is some more ....
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...For your mouth, so you can stop talking nonsense
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Why stop there, that's better ....
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and now downright offensive WITH IT!
Meanwhile back in the real World while little Miss 50/50 custody is getting her fanny tattooed or doing 1950โs Men only poses or whatever, been reading about how princess is in her GSCE year, and likes designing, and Pete and Emily have got open days for colleges lined up , and how junior is doing well and getting a diploma, Wonder how Jet and Bunny are doing at school? Iโll have to drop her a line and ask the old Trout
don't forget a day-trip to Spain thats cured her of all her "demons"
Were it that easy the NHS could save a fortune by sending everybody with the slightest inkling of Mental 'elf Ishoos out there and they'd all be "cured" immediately.
Viva Espana, Woo Hoo!!!!
She's got more hair on her eyebrows, than she's got on her head (wigs & extensions).! Still if she has more surgery around the scalp to pull back her face, those brows may blend in with the tufty bits of hair.Think it had its eyebrows tattooed on but they've faded and keep moving every time it has its face stretched or fillers and botox now the hairs are growing back unevenly it looks even more ridiculous like four slugs having sex.
Just laser her head off - simples!
Gawd what godawful crap that is!Who mentioned JYYโฆ.
45 mins ago on her IG, said she was about to have a massage
The granny cardi with a bit of chicken feather deco and matching saggy leggings is ghastly but is she REALLY going to wear that ridiculous skirt thing that even Princess would baulk at? Who wears Ra-Ra skirts any more??
If nothing else her Fashuns are worth a larf innit!!
Get her Go-To tattoo "artiste" (term used wisely haha) to draw rabbits on her bonce because from a distance they look like haresShe's got more hair on her eyebrows, than she's got on her head (wigs & extensions).! Still if she has more surgery around the scalp to pull back her face, those brows may blend in with the tufty bits of hair.
The old 'uns are the best eh???
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Hahhahhaha love that one Rosie
thanks Vickster!I am genuinely baffled as to why she hasn't fixed them yet. Does she actually think they look attractive??
I mean they're not even symmetrical!
That's what you get when you go on the beg for freebies all the time ... Good, experienceed people know their worth & don't work for free. Kipper must have stiffed all the good onesThe part with hairs looks worseit's a totally different shade to the tattooed area, whoever did it did not do a good job
so they won't work with her anymore ... Hair, makeup, surgery ... I have had the same hairdresser & beautician for YEARS ... My friends & I would only try someone new on personal recommendation having seen their work ... Not because it's free or cheap and not after a reply from a random following a beg post on SM ... You get what you pay forSame! Ive had the same lady doing my nails for the last 5 years and I had my eyebrows microbladed by a brilliant lady who came highly recommended by a woman who had it done. The microblading lady coincidentally used to do KPโs makeup in the early days (she went to the same school as her too) - I posted months ago to say she used to turn up late with no apologies. She said sheโd never put up with that behaviour now! She actually doesnโt care what she looks like, just a grifter getting freebies left right and centreThat's what you get when you go on the beg for freebies all the time ... Good, experienceed people know their worth & don't work for free. Kipper must have stiffed all the good ones
The STATE of her hair ... Even that massive blur filter can't hide all the short broken bits at the topDefinitely still there eating oysters. So they both lied about going for one day.
I have hairloss ... Kipper tried to pretend that before, said it was stress over Keiran making her hair fall out so she had to wear wigs ... It's NOT her hair is broken from too heavy extensions and poor diet means the regrowth is not strong... I used to have extensions fitted, the reputable salons check the elasticity of your hair and won't fit them ... I was sent away to take supplements for 30 days before they would fit mine first time (YEARS ago, when I had hair ) which speaks volumes for how bad people like Turdo are. My hairloss is not due to traction or breakage by the way, I have a condition & there is a big difference to how the loss presents. Kipper needs to ditch the extensions, cut what's left of her hair very short for a couple of years & take supplements to have any hope it will recover... If she wants long hair then she can wear wigs ... But, she needs to learn how to fit them because she and everyone around her currently is really bad at it & they look obvious
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Good grief, the sound of her voice shouting just because some oysters are in a box!! She has no idea how loud and stupid she sounds. Absolutely embarrassing!!
Is that supposed to be arry monk on its face?One of her OF photos
It took all my will to not ask why she's such a cnutGet your questions in folks
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