I love your teatime specials, they always sound so tasty! Krusties thread means you won’t get a telling off from the modsMight start doing teatime specials again don't know which thread though ?
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Katie Price #200 200 threads and she’s still not done, same old same old since thread number #1 woohoo!
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I believe I can no longer see the Instagram posts on their account, by that cleaning and decluttering company, after the story yesterday in the media yesterday. Maybe it was even a step too far for them 
** Takes a bow
“ thank you 
woohoo we love ‘it‘ - not, but it has kept up entertained for 200 threads ( I think I joined about 97some went super quick, some went super slow aka #198, let’s hope we get some thread in a night times soon! Love Tom
Skanks is letting us down - no action on the Egg Front either!!!
I too get the impression that this splitting with SB is all just a scam to create 'interest' in her and the head because we are all so fascinated by their grubby existence together. The only good thing about the arseholes remaining together is that neither will 'infect' any other poor bugger with their sheer grotesque-ness - males of the world can breathe easily for awhile longer without the fear of being recruited and proclaimed "The One mk 3,598"
and this too???? FFS I'd pay it to stay away www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/19560410/katie-price-celebs-go-dating-carl-woods/
Could the Troof be that this is another of her LIES, that nobody offfered her an old Green Shield Stamp for her presence because
1. NOBODY wants to 'date' it
2. Its the kiss-of-death on any telly show if it contains skanky
3. It "turned down 250k" because it considers itself worth FAR MORE - but if they up the fee it'll grab at it greedily as always
Clearly another desperate piss-take by someone trying to drum-up interest in this scabby specimen
I had to laugh at this hideous photo.
Theres more leather on her face than in that ghastly "desinerr bag"
AND doing that "seksi" toofy powty fing as well Pwaaahahahahaha
I too get the impression that this splitting with SB is all just a scam to create 'interest' in her and the head because we are all so fascinated by their grubby existence together. The only good thing about the arseholes remaining together is that neither will 'infect' any other poor bugger with their sheer grotesque-ness - males of the world can breathe easily for awhile longer without the fear of being recruited and proclaimed "The One mk 3,598"
and this too???? FFS I'd pay it to stay away www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/19560410/katie-price-celebs-go-dating-carl-woods/
Could the Troof be that this is another of her LIES, that nobody offfered her an old Green Shield Stamp for her presence because
1. NOBODY wants to 'date' it
2. Its the kiss-of-death on any telly show if it contains skanky
3. It "turned down 250k" because it considers itself worth FAR MORE - but if they up the fee it'll grab at it greedily as always
Clearly another desperate piss-take by someone trying to drum-up interest in this scabby specimen
Theres more leather on her face than in that ghastly "desinerr bag"
AND doing that "seksi" toofy powty fing as well Pwaaahahahahaha
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Don't worry, they have brought in a more specialised team to take over...
"Ok, you two make a start on the kitchen, and I'll use the robot to assess the downstairs bog. Stay safe men!"
That's Kate's gynecologist and his nurses.
Brilliant Pom!New threadand Well done @tomkat1 on title
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As we got to the 200th thread I award this thread ...The Golden Thread awardx
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I love it!!
Hi Rita, you know yourself that all the time she has put on a front , forget Bankruptcy , life carries on as normal, she’s gonna buy Ferraris got companies, he’s got his own money gonna buy an £800,000 house whatever happens between this pair of prize pratts while the shithole was being done up , they have to live somewhere, obviously she’s living with her parents , and he’s dossing somewhere , No other options because they haven’t got a pot to piss in , I mean you’d think multi millionaire sinkboy would put them up in a hotel or rent a house or somethingSkanks is letting us down - no action on the Egg Front either!!!
I too get the impression that this splitting with SB is all just a scam to create 'interest' in her and the head because we are all so fascinated by their grubby existence together. The only good thing about the arseholes remaining together is that neither will 'infect' any other poor bugger with their sheer grotesque-ness - males of the world can breathe easily for awhile longer without the fear of being recruited and proclaimed "The One mk 3,598"
and this too???? FFS I'd pay it to stay away www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/19560410/katie-price-celebs-go-dating-carl-woods/
Could the Troof be that this is another of her LIES, that nobody offfered her an old Green Shield Stamp for her presence because
1. NOBODY wants to 'date' it
2. Its the kiss-of-death on any telly show if it contains skanky
3. It "turned down 250k" because it considers itself worth FAR MORE - but if they up the fee it'll grab at it greedily as always
Clearly another desperate piss-take by someone trying to drum-up interest in this scabby specimen
View attachment 1513254 I had to laugh at this hideous photo.
Theres more leather on her face than in that ghastly "desinerr bag"
AND doing that "seksi" toofy powty fing as well Pwaaahahahahaha
Proud mum?? Can someone please explain which idiot writes this drivel and why?
A "proud mum" puts her children before men, holidays, drugs and surgery! A proud mum would message her daughter privately... no, a proud mum wouldn't need to use social media to communicate with her as she wouldn't have lost custody of her!
Family courts in the UK are far from perfect but it takes a lot of bad choices for them to remove a child(ren) from the mother..
I understand the media cannot report on the custody issues but why add these lies?
I think I need a cuppa tea!
A "proud mum" puts her children before men, holidays, drugs and surgery! A proud mum would message her daughter privately... no, a proud mum wouldn't need to use social media to communicate with her as she wouldn't have lost custody of her!
Family courts in the UK are far from perfect but it takes a lot of bad choices for them to remove a child(ren) from the mother..
I understand the media cannot report on the custody issues but why add these lies?
I think I need a cuppa tea!
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I think they have split because it fits the Skank's M.O. She gets with 'the one' and he's the best, not a user like the rest and this is the fairy tale she's always wanted, blah, blah, blah. She talks loads of shite ( for him) about how she can't cheat because blah blah blah. She manages to stay interested for a few months and then 'the one' does something normal or objects to something she does, which sets her off and she starts getting itchy feet again, messaging exes, playing around.....I think it only lasted this long because she now looks like a slutty version of Frankensteins' monster and has had trouble catching a new egg. They must have some sort of truce deal though, SB must be monumentally thick to believe she will keep her gob shut for more than a few weeks. None of her relationships last that long, 1 year with Dwight, 1 year with Alex, 4 years with Pete, 4 years until divorcing Kieran....
I think this is as good an explanation as any.It keeps them in the media, give s them an excuse for ranty denials and staged togetherness.
But the “love” isn’t there any more(if it ever was). The dynamic of their relationship has changed, and neither of them can hide it. I suspect something happened in Thailand.
I must admit that she the possibly of another the one has me intrigued.Mainly because I cannot believe that any man would go there unless there there was an agenda.
But there is something strange that I can’t get my head around.Around the time of SFPs wedding there was a photo of AFP and SFP with a man who was some kind of financial whizz kid.A friend of the family, it just seemed weird , and a little pointed ,that they put this photo out at the time. I remember thinking at the time that it was just bloody typical that Skank would know someone professional who could give her freebie expert advice. I can’t remember the guy’s name, but he didn’t look like KPs type.
I could believe that he might have worked for her in the past( when she at the height of her powers).
Very Binfest
She's not proud of the children - she's proud of herself that they have turned out OK, even then not acknowledging that she's had bugger-all to do with raising them for YEARS nowProud mum?? Can someone please explain which idiot writes this drivel and why?
A "proud mum" puts her children before men, holidays, drugs and surgery! A proud mum would message her daughter privately... no, a proud mum wouldn't need to use social media to communicate with her as she wouldn't have lost custody of her!
Family courts in the UK are far from perfect but it takes a lot of bad choices for them to remove a child(ren) from the mother..
I understand the media cannot report on the custody issues but why add these lies?
I think I need a cuppa tea!
Spot on! Even the teef are the same!
One difference is that Walrus are nice
Why would she message princess from PP fencing account.
If she was sending a message to someone why would she not just use another way from her own phone.
Or has someone else changed her password that she can't login to her social media account.
Or has her phone been taken off her like the a 12year old thats misbehaved.
There is no way she can have stayed off SM by doing it herself!
Anyone know if she's started her CS yet??????
Bet it has a terrible fear of needles
If she was sending a message to someone why would she not just use another way from her own phone.
Or has someone else changed her password that she can't login to her social media account.
Or has her phone been taken off her like the a 12year old thats misbehaved.
There is no way she can have stayed off SM by doing it herself!
Anyone know if she's started her CS yet??????
Walrus needs loads more lip filler too.She's not proud of the children - she's proud of herself that they have turned out OK, even then not acknowledging that she's had bugger-all to do with raising them for YEARS now
Spot on! Even the teef are the same!
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One difference is that Walrus are nice
Bet it has a terrible fear of needles
Yes, I've finally caught up!! I LOVE IT, DO YOU LOVE IT?! WOO HOO 
It's only taken me eleventy billionty threety two weeks.
Note to self: do not get too busy participating in real life again
@PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy hope you're ok? Also where's the captain gone? And facehugger?
So Skanky's mucky mansion is too mucky for filming?
New egg, take note, you will need a hazmat suit 
It's only taken me eleventy billionty threety two weeks.
Note to self: do not get too busy participating in real life again
@PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy hope you're ok? Also where's the captain gone? And facehugger?
So Skanky's mucky mansion is too mucky for filming?
New egg, take note, you will need a hazmat suit The latest hot girl SB is following, covered in tats
There is something very strange about the message to Princess. If she genuinely was trying to talk to her daughter, why not text her, WhatsApp her, phone her?
And why say, it’s Mummy (what teenage girl still says mummy?)
Either Princess has blocked her mum, or changed her number.
Or the message wasn’t for Princess at all.
And why say, it’s Mummy (what teenage girl still says mummy?)
Either Princess has blocked her mum, or changed her number.
Or the message wasn’t for Princess at all.
Why would she message princess from PP fencing account.
If she was sending a message to someone why would she not just use another way from her own phone.
Or has someone else changed her password that she can't login to her social media account.
Or has her phone been taken off her like the a 12year old thats misbehaved.
There is no way she can have stayed off SM by doing it herself!
Anyone know if she's started her CS yet??????
Walrus needs loads more lip filler too.
Bet it has a terrible fear of needles
I also wonder if things like this supposed message via PPfencing’s account are a way of getting people like us all interested. As you say, there’s plenty of other ways KP to attempt to contact Princess that don’t involve making it public on social media, but this way our clever detective Tattlers spot it and we all start talking about her again. I think she plans exactly this.
I know we all buy into it, to a certain extent, largely because we dislike her and want to see her downfall. The red tops do pick up on these tiny thin threads of a story and publish it, and that’s what she wants. No stories in the tabloids would basically mean her life is over.
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