Katie Price #199 KP quiet, slowed down our tattling, Cole quits OF & deck fapping

[kourtneykool]

Huge congrats to @BiffasBeemer for the epic thread title!! Last one before the 200 milestone!!

A few from the @Pom Bear gallery:-

As you were Krusties... Feel free to add a TLDR

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Katie Price #198 All quiet on the western front, she’ll always remain the worlds biggest c u next Tuesday

Oh no, didn't he have that rant at Ulrika, when she had a pop at KP Where are all your friends KP??....JYY Jeyda is overseas with JYYMiddleeast, she now models some of the clothes herself. FPC doesn't seem to have much work on so is spending all day nesting ready for her baby. Chris H is off...

tattle.life

 

[hugothebear]

Can I ask what is a TLDR? I have always wondered haha

 

[BettyBrooks]

Bunny Cuddles latest comment

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Can I ask what is a TLDR? I have always wondered haha

Too long, didn't read

 

[kourtneykool]

Can I ask what is a TLDR? I have always wondered haha

Actually stands for Too Long Didn't Read - but is used quite often to summarise long content

Found this absolute GEM of Kipper injecting her own botox back in 2016 from her Pony Club programme. Scared of needles my absolute arse.

And, as per, standard herpes lips...

 

[hugothebear]

Too long, didn't read

Ahh right! Thanks for that

Actually stands for Too Long Didn't Read - but is used quite often to summarise long content

Found this absolute GEM of Kipper injecting her own botox back in 2016 from her Pony Club programme. Scared of needles my absolute arse.

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And, as per, standard herpes lips...

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What an absolute clip. She must have had scabby lips for a number of years. Vile

 

[Stan Butler]

Actually stands for Too Long Didn't Read - but is used quite often to summarise long content

Found this absolute GEM of Kipper injecting her own botox back in 2016 from her Pony Club programme. Scared of needles my absolute arse.

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And, as per, standard herpes lips...

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Botox,!!! Looks like an addict hiding the needle marks

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Actually stands for Too Long Didn't Read - but is used quite often to summarise long content

Found this absolute GEM of Kipper injecting her own botox back in 2016 from her Pony Club programme. Scared of needles my absolute arse.

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And, as per, standard herpes lips...

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I'm going to save that pic of her injecting her armpit (ewwwwww....). Next time she tries to avoid having mandatory vaccs or blood tests done at the police station after driving pissed/drugged up and any excuse from her swerving it because of her 'fear' of needles...

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Just catching up, not sure which posts are recent or nostaligic 'aged like old yoghurt' types but is she doing the typical narcissist projection thing calling others narcissists and saying how great her life will be for the billionth time? They love those deep-sounding, pretentious shallow quotes. They are not a substitute for working on yourself, she never feckin learns. Here's a reminder Katie.... what someone at the priory allegedly said about YOU.

Her number one, biggest problem is that she sees people as perfect, Cole was perfect, the best man ever, , so was Pete, so was Kieran, so was Alex, so was Boyson. No-one is perfect. That is not realistic, life is not a film or a fairy tale, its delusional to go on believing it until that person acts like a human being and then your nasty vindictive side comes out. A relationship goal is not to find someone controlling because it matches how controlling you are, being controlling is not a goal for anyone! Will she learn though? Of course not, bring out the new eggs.

 

[Ekathrina]

She still looks so much better even in those scruffy photos though. Her face isn’t weirdly bloated, her nose looks relatively normal and her neck is a reasonable size. Her eyebrows aren’t so bad either.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Actually stands for Too Long Didn't Read - but is used quite often to summarise long content

Found this absolute GEM of Kipper injecting her own botox back in 2016 from her Pony Club programme. Scared of needles my absolute arse.

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And, as per, standard herpes lips...

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Good find!
It's just attention grabbing for her to say she's scared of needles, so she can act all scared and fake cry and make people believe she's a big brave girl and get a pat on the back. She did the same when she was in the hospital getting stitches out from her feet, made a big fuss over the pain, so they had to get various staff to come out and try to do it. Carol was there trying to calm her fakery down. It's all look at me, me, me drama. Totally over-the-top histrionics!

 

[BangkokBenny]

Actually stands for Too Long Didn't Read - but is used quite often to summarise long content

Found this absolute GEM of Kipper injecting her own botox back in 2016 from her Pony Club programme. Scared of needles my absolute arse.

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And, as per, standard herpes lips...

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Actually stands for Too Long Didn't Read - but is used quite often to summarise long content

Found this absolute GEM of Kipper injecting her own botox back in 2016 from her Pony Club programme. Scared of needles my absolute arse.

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And, as per, standard herpes lips...

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Notice the scabs and blisters virtually in the same place as slapgate picture below
im not sure if they are cold sores as they are made up of lots of little blisters i think its from constantly licking and biting her lips and reaction to the fillers

 

[NotTheDoctor26]

Every time I see anything Coal has posted, I always think of the old saying - it is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, then to open it and remove all doubt!

 

[Stan Butler]

Will

Notice the scabs and blisters virtually in the same place as slapgate picture below
im not sure if they are cold sores as they are made up of lots of little blisters i think its from constantly licking and biting her lips and reaction to the fillers

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Herpes she's been passing it on and infecting every bloke she's been with, who in turn have passed it on to every partner they've been with since price.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Bunny Cuddles latest comment

Grovelling about after the old slattern does not make Bunnyboiler any less of a raving lunatic either.

 

[Winepig]

Just catching up, not sure which posts are recent or nostaligic 'aged like old yoghurt' types but is she doing the typical narcissist projection thing calling others narcissists and saying how great her life will be for the billionth time? They love those deep-sounding, pretentious shallow quotes. They are not a substitute for working on yourself, she never feckin learns. Here's a reminder Katie.... what someone at the priory allegedly said about YOU.

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Her number one, biggest problem is that she sees people as perfect, Cole was perfect, the best man ever, , so was Pete, so was Kieran, so was Alex, so was Boyson. No-one is perfect. That is not realistic, life is not a film or a fairy tale, its delusional to go on believing it until that person acts like a human being and then your nasty vindictive side comes out. A relationship goal is not to find someone controlling because it matches how controlling you are, being controlling is not a goal for anyone! Will she learn though? Of course not, bring out the new eggs.

All those lovely new eggs that she can smash to bits whilst yelling “ woooooohoooooo”

 

[Blessmyheart]

All those lovely new eggs that she can smash to bits whilst yelling “ woooooohoooooo”

They’re getting younger, less well off and less qualified as the years progress though.
The next the one will be an apprentice called Gavin,who has a Duke of Edinburgh award for swimmin innit.
His ambition will be to get free stuff for nuffin and cop off wiv a top bird like wot Katie told me to say she wuz.
Gavin has a driving licence.

 

[WillowTree21]

Ahh right! Thanks for that


What an absolute clip. She must have had scabby lips for a number of years. Vile

She has the herpes virus. So does AFP, PP & SFP ! That’s why it disgusts me when she kisses her kids on the lips when she has open sores.

 

[NoodleNips]

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Notice the scabs and blisters virtually in the same place as slapgate picture below
im not sure if they are cold sores as they are made up of lots of little blisters i think its from constantly licking and biting her lips and reaction to the fillers
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All that scarring around her nose where she’s has the lip lifted - what a bleeping mess.

 

[Mellow Yellow]

Too long, didn't read

Tattle is certainly educational in more ways than one!