Taken earlier from my fly on the wall
Cole- “klattie are u gunna elp me wiv the cheap tat ads or wot? My old mans garages are filled to the roof with em.
Klattie- “I ain’t got time for that anymore, don’t ya know I’m replacing that polly...no....molly...oh yes, holly on that morning ting. Me and that Phil bonded over our mutual love of chocolate starfish”
Cole- “ chocolate starfish, whatever next chocolate penguins?”
Klattie- liz rang me and said she’s gonna make me a dame and she never in all her 68 years met such a inspirational and compassionate human being....in fact she’s gonna replace the queen victoria statue in the mall with one of me, so when she looks out her window at buck palace, she can start her day with a reminder to the great humanity in the world, thanks to klattie Price”
Cole- “well, it looks like it’s just me and you Sid”
Sid - “if you think for one minute I’m staying with you. I’ve been offered my own reality show and starts filming tomorrow. Looks like it just you selling the cheap tat and ketones.... byeeeee”