Oi I'm Eddi - I have no children and I'm older than I lookEUREKA!
Yeah we should get Pom to make him into a "community dick" cos that's what his life will be after Katie. Big inflatable Penis @Pom Bear or has that already been done, hard to keep up
Mine would be crossed if my trouser snake was stuck in the zipWhat about that one from The Jungle Book with weird eyes?
But are his eyes green and crossed?