Once upon a time, there was a beautiful little ladybug named Chlamydia. Chlamydia lived in the palace of an evil prince, Cole Woods III. Normally she lived a quiet, inconspicuous life, until one day, the evil prince saw her sitting on the windowsill of the palaces reception room. He took a picture of her, and uploaded it to his Instashite page and what occurred afterwards caused a huge furor throughout the land of Tattleville. For in the picture, a strange phenomenon appeared. Next to the poor innocent ladybird, a line of cocaine was seen!. *gasp* Some people in Tattleville were convinced evil villain Cole was force-feeding Chlamydia drugs, and was leading her into a world of debauchery, like he had done with his ugly bride-to-be, Skankenstein. But other people in Tattleville could see the "drugs" were actually a flash glare from the camera. *gasp*. Shortly after, Chlamydia was admitted to the priory, where she remains today. The evil prince now force-feeds the cocaine to his equally evil fiance. And everyone lives happily ever after.
The end.