My mother lost her footing and fell down the top set of 6 stairs in a winder staircase feet first, slamming her feet into the wall. The impact of her feet on the wall broke her tibia and fibula pushing the broken bones up through the skin.
I've spent time this morning looking at parkour jumping videos and the only way she could have escaped major injury with even just a 10ft fall is either by landing on a very soft surface or by being highly experienced in how to land and roll.
What she claims is utterly impossible.
Yes, it's another miracle for our plucky Pricey.
Anyone else would have done themselves considerable damage but luckily she was able to call on her extensive Paramedic training.
By doing so she knew just how to land to minimise the injuries.
Such a strong and inspirational lady, we should all praise the Lord for her continuing good health and recovery from all the pain and trauma.
And it's all true, appropriately reported by skilled journalists from the media who accurately report what she tells them, word for word.
I was going to say that with her propensity for lies she should become a politician, but then luckily I remember she's done that, along with cancer, PSTD, Strictly and Dancing on Ice along with a million different things day in, day out.
Such a full and hectic life, it's no wonder she doesn't know her offspring's birthdays and ages or has time to attend court cases or bankruptcy hearings.
Such things are for the 'little people's in life, after all, when this current drama is over, another holiday beckons.
Somewhere there are sinks to be filled and hotel rooms to film granny porn.
I'm crying as I write this!