katie price #159 are they off? are they on? nobody cares, it's all a con

[karma4klattie]

Yes, it's another miracle for our plucky Pricey.
Anyone else would have done themselves considerable damage but luckily she was able to call on her extensive Paramedic training.
By doing so she knew just how to land to minimise the injuries.
Such a strong and inspirational lady, we should all praise the Lord for her continuing good health and recovery from all the pain and trauma.
And it's all true, appropriately reported by skilled journalists from the media who accurately report what she tells them, word for word.
I was going to say that with her propensity for lies she should become a politician, but then luckily I remember she's done that, along with cancer, PSTD, Strictly and Dancing on Ice along with a million different things day in, day out.
Such a full and hectic life, it's no wonder she doesn't know her offspring's birthdays and ages or has time to attend court cases or bankruptcy hearings.
Such things are for the 'little people's in life, after all, when this current drama is over, another holiday beckons.
Somewhere there are sinks to be filled and hotel rooms to film granny porn.
I'm crying as I write this!

You left out that she forgot the children's names during a TV interview.

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Also if that's a ramp down to an underground car park she might have jumped at the start of the ramp, i.e 1ft - 2ft. According to the parkour site I was reading a bad landing at 3ft is enough to break your ankles (which she didn't do).

.....but but but but but she bwoke her feetz....

 

[Madge2022]

That's the ultimate emotional control technique and I would not be surprised at all if she uses that when people try to leave her, I said it way back at the time of the crash I think, it's the only thing left she hasn't tried in public. So now we've had Alex Reid talking about the Depp case and comparing it to Skanky, now Boyson, Kieran apparently left after therapy showed her actions were abusive and we have cole from time to time hinting she's abusive. Does anyone see a pattern?

I'm always amazed none of her ex's have either sold story to papers or written a book about her. I know there's talk about her making them sign ND but surely that would be void if she then is the one selling stories/books about the relationship?

 

[BumbleB]

You left out that she forgot the children's names during a TV interview.

I once forgot my daughter's date of birth at the GP surgery. I had to actually turn to her and ask her

I'm always amazed none of her ex's have either sold story to papers or written a book about her. I know there's talk about her making them sign ND but surely that would be void if she then is the one selling stories/books about the relationship?

I don't think they can read or write

 

[Agent Jack]

Do you think he's talking about the Pwicey?

I believe he's staying so that he she backs up the slapgate story. Once the court case us all over I reckon he'll be gone. In the meantime he's making the most of any opportunity that comes his way before he is forced back to DD!

 

[Angelic37]

It's posts like these that remind me why I love you Pheebs (not that I need reminding but you know what I mean!)

I agree. Its what kept me from fully flouncing a truly amazing person

 

[Wilkco]

Is the court case next week for the RO or BH?

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I'm always amazed none of her ex's have either sold story to papers or written a book about her. I know there's talk about her making them sign ND but surely that would be void if she then is the one selling stories/books about the relationship?

There could be multiple reasons but I think the main one is attitudes to abused men. Many men aren't believed especially if they say a woman was physically abusive. The tabloids ridiculed Caroline Flack's boyfriend and hinted he was taller than her so she can't have abused him., he was asleep for gods sake and had blood pouring out of his head, it's not like they were both arguing. Still she got a lot of sympathy. There is also the blackmail factor ( she did it to Alex) they all know she wouldn't hesitate at sharing humiliating pictures or footage of them. Again, the police didn't seem to be bothered when she did it to a man.

 

[wimble womble]

Who wants to make a bet that if she does turn up to court next week, she’ll be in a wheelchair?

And next weekend is the club appearance with Harvey so that’s gonna look good
Wheelchair for court
VIP sofa from bright house and bottles of vodka wicked lmfao for club Halifax lmfao

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Lying cow, that wall/ramp IS at the hotel, NOT a theme park.

This is from google images of the hotel grounds, note the lamp post

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Not the same position but same type
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Searched on Land of Legends theme parc pics and can't see any of that type of lamp posts in the area.

It looks like she's touting for customers there

 

[265]

I'm always amazed none of her ex's have either sold story to papers or written a book about her. I know there's talk about her making them sign ND but surely that would be void if she then is the one selling stories/books about the relationship?

I think her ex's are concerned about the consequences of selling stories so they are not saying anything.
In Pete's and Kieran's case, they are now in stable relationships which could be damaged if they told their
stories.

 

[Pisspotshow]

It looks like she's touting for customers there

When isn't she?

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

But would a hotel have no fence in that sort of drop

Parking for hotel guests/visitors is at the front of the hotel so I'd guess from the buildings in the pics in The Sun and the ramp below that she was in an area out of bounds for guests and the ramp was access to an underground service delivery area/staff parking. The "wall" (in the pic below) was in an area that guests wouldn't/shouldn't be in, but you can see in the pic is probably about 2-3 feet high. That is NOT a shortcut to anywhere and I reckon the reason she's been vague about the location/not taking legal action against the hotel is that she was in an area she shouldn't have been, and maybe there were prohibited entry signs for hotel guests which she ignored.

 

[Angelic37]

It’s not really her business though is it? She’s piggy backing onto someone else’s hard work.

It's her business. She's not breaking the law and thousands do it. The company are probably aware anyways. I just can't comprehend getting involved like this and trying to have a detrimental effect on someone's business and life like this. It's trolling. It really is. She's just a person with a dick for a sister ffs. If folk are getting actually involved like this I think they need to take a step back and get some perspective.

 

[Agent Jack]

Parking for hotel guests/visitors is at the front of the hotel so I'd guess from the buildings in the pics in The Sun and the ramp below that she was in an area out of bounds for guests and the ramp was access to an underground service delivery area/staff parking. The "wall" (in the pic below) was in an area that guests wouldn't/shouldn't be in, but you can see in the pic is probably about 2-3 feet high. That is NOT a shortcut to anywhere and I reckon the reason she's been vague about the location/not taking legal action against the hotel is that she was in an area she shouldn't have been, and maybe there were prohibited entry signs for hotel guests which she ignored.

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She's also conveniently forgotten that said holiday was whilst the rest of us were Covid prisoners!

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I think her ex's are concerned about the consequences of selling stories so they are not saying anything.
In Pete's and Kieran's case, they are now in stable relationships which could be damaged if they told their
stories.

It could also be hurtful to the kids to hear details of their mother's behaviour. PA and KH seem to put their kids first.

 

[helptheaged]

Parking for hotel guests/visitors is at the front of the hotel so I'd guess from the buildings in the pics in The Sun and the ramp below that she was in an area out of bounds for guests and the ramp was access to an underground service delivery area/staff parking. The "wall" (in the pic below) was in an area that guests wouldn't/shouldn't be in, but you can see in the pic is probably about 2-3 feet high. That is NOT a shortcut to anywhere and I reckon the reason she's been vague about the location/not taking legal action against the hotel is that she was in an area she shouldn't have been, and maybe there were prohibited entry signs for hotel guests which she ignored.

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But even if it was not for guest surely the hotel would have had to have it fenced

 

[hustyvola]

i know IView attachment 1214731 said that i wouldn't post in a while but this is important and involves the lies of C%nty minge


the wall would be 12ft enough to allow cars and vans to pass through

Also, she’s standing at the highest end - those sorts of entrances usually curve round becoming less so until ground level. Obviously that’s not the ‘exact spot she landed’ because there are duck off big trees at the top (not a small hedge as there is further to the right) so are we supposed to believe she managed to clear those first?

 

[265]

It could also be hurtful to the kids to hear details of their mother's behaviour. PA and KH seem to put their kids first.

Yes, that too, Katie doesn't have to worry because she knows PA and KH will remain silent.
What about KB? okay he posted that Depp quote which was subtle, what's to stop him
from speaking out? He has nothing to lose.

 

[Pisspotshow]

Parking for hotel guests/visitors is at the front of the hotel so I'd guess from the buildings in the pics in The Sun and the ramp below that she was in an area out of bounds for guests and the ramp was access to an underground service delivery area/staff parking. The "wall" (in the pic below) was in an area that guests wouldn't/shouldn't be in, but you can see in the pic is probably about 2-3 feet high. That is NOT a shortcut to anywhere and I reckon the reason she's been vague about the location/not taking legal action against the hotel is that she was in an area she shouldn't have been, and maybe there were prohibited entry signs for hotel guests which she ignored.

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Who in their right mind randomly jumps over a wall in an unknown location?
In a fit of panic running from an attacker maybe, but as a bit of a lark? Really?
In reality 'it' more than likely was out of 'its' skull as usual and didn't have a clue where it was or what it was doing.