Katie Price #149 Wanky not home, Skanky alone … time to get Boyson back on the phone

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Thats the reason she keeps begging for new beds - there are so many notches chopped out they collapse
 
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A fast food delivery shop got done where I live for serving up weed in burger buns.

There’s also a fast food magic mushroom bakery that does deliveroo drop offs
I would try those. Supposedly good for anxiety and depression. I just got a bollocking from my doctor for owning up to drinking three bottles of Prosecco a week. These might be better to calm my mind down
 
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You wouldn't want to end up with KP style black Sharpie slugs on your forehead - she needs a pair of eyebrow merkins to hide those monstrosities.
 
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Last night while watching a TV show with the OH he happened to comment on the cleavage of one of the characters. I then showed him pictures of KP in Thailand in the bikinis and asked him what he thought about her. He was absolutely horrified, even more so when I told him who she was! As he himself put it he likes a bit of tit but they need to be soft and move, not be like two huge footballs.
 
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Being very fair (that porcelain skin tone etc) my eyebrows are virtually invisible even though they are THERE; The funniest thing is that my granddaughter is just the same but she decided to go and have these microbladed jobbies done to give her Eyebrows at last, then after wards she walked in the door and her Dad burst out laughing saying it looked like the Peckham Pouncer had leapt out on her and scared her half to death (Homage to Rodney Trotter there) Even now we are used to them they still look weird on her - silly girl
 
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deluded much? She likes to let known she's had '5 kids' how about looking after them just once.
Her delusional from thinking she was an actual model and not a tit model, to her lack of awareness over the fact that she is botched is very concerning. She has no concept of reality. She thinks she was some high end fashion model apparently.
 
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Yep, home delivery is an option, "stuff" being delivered with pizzas very common - my hubbie works for the police and he said it's very common.
 
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Oh stop all this cryptic look at me crap.Its as bad as Cole and his little book of inspirational quotes.Either say it, don’t say it,DM the person you want to say it to or stfu.
I’m fed up up to my tits with all this binfesting.
Here, here, pathetic attempts at attention seeking. Nobody actually really gives a fuck pal
 
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she will dig out some old cards or love you notes from the kids, if she can't find any, she will buy her own, show (old) pics of her kids and show the presents sent from her braindead fans (for being mother of the year) and make out they are from her kids. also cue photo op, with her long overdue dead mum and carrot cake visit with or from harvey for good measure. if she cant do any of that, she will have a hospital visit of some sort, her horse will be sick or dead or she has to sell some crap, because shes sooooooooo busy !
 
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Wonder if we'll see this cinderella dress tonight and whatever ridiculous, skin tight outfit crawl decides to wear.. with loafers and no socks hate that look
 
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It strange isn’t it? It doesn’t look like he has a big willy - but huge balls!
Nevertheless he still couldn't knock-up skanky could he? LOL
She will blame that on him too for being a Jaffa like Cole, yet truth is its more likely because she's simply a barren old husk, past her sell-by-date, too old and her innards have been shuffled about so much theres no chance of her ever getting pregnant, IVF or not. Long may it remain so because she's fucked up five lives already
 
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