How I nearly commited suicide when I lost the love of my life!
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How my MH suffered with my loss and brought on cancer.
How I nearly commited suicide when I lost the love of my life!There’s a lot of mileage for making money if they are pretending to split I can totally see a cover story in OK & the other rubbish gossip mags then a few weeks later another big spread back together & looking forward to marriage/babies etc
KP knows how to manipulate the press to her advantage….
Now I’m wondering what the headline will be…
I hear you - I have a milk bottle daughter, you will all be wrinkle free and youthful as my sunbeaten old face ages rapidlyOn behalf of all the milk bottle coloured people, I can't like that on principle. We can't help it
Shouldn't that read 'carlwoodssmarmy' the ignorant cunt.Oh dear
Can you put her mush onto the Wicked Witch pls where she truly belongs?I've been messing around with Reface
They might get a little help sometimesI’m wondering if the tabloids are reading TATTLE as it seems too much of a coincidence things about KP/CP discussed here shortly afterwards end up in print…. Can’t blame them as it’s the place to go for THE TRUTH.
I think this could be the solicitor.....if his profile pic online is a bit dated!there was a short video of them leaving ( on The Sun) with a solicitor who looks a bit like Robert Maxwell, seems like Crawl said something to him and they were all smiling.
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Or half as good lookingBirds of a feather!
Who is he on his own?
A second hand car salesman without a plot or a failed Love Island reality 'star'.
Who had really heard of him until he hitched his wagon to the Price gravy train?
as far as I can tell he both hasn't and isn't capable of doing a decent, hard day's graft. Just like her!
I've said it before, he's not half as clever as he thinks he is.
Ha, I hope so, my sun protection is freckles and factor 30I hear you - I have a milk bottle daughter, you will all be wrinkle free and youthful as my sunbeaten old face ages rapidly
Sponged off Daddy his entire life.Or half as good looking
Didn’t know Wetherspoon’s did solicitors? Oh WITHERspoon. My mistake.I think this could be the solicitor.....if his profile pic online is a bit dated!
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Aren't "Fans" supposed to like the person in question?I think the worst thing about the tabloids picking up stories from here is that they refer to us as "fans."
Probably as bent as skanky is........................................ Don't talk to me about solicitorsOoo errr. If this is the solicitors he's using they seem to specialise in trying to pick apart investigations!
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I think KB is a bit simple.I always thought he was a bit of a wet wipe but he did seem to be genuinely fond of the kids and he was good with Harvey - even if he was the colour of a milk bottlex
I think they do it on purpose so they can absolve themselves of blame for printing negative stuff about someone. Same as when they say she 'stunned' or similar when even a blind man can see it's not true. The readers pile in with nasty comments and then they can just claim it was 'the fans'.Aren't "Fans" supposed to like the person in question?
How fucking DARE they call us "fans"??????
Probably as bent as skanky is........................................ Don't talk to me about solicitors
Maybe his legal representation have said it doesn't look good if you split with the alleged victim?Remember when someone on IG asked him after Slap-gate why he didn't leave her and he said, "I can't."
I think that's what she goes for, seeks out. A bit buff but would be dangerous if they had a brain.I think KB is a bit simple.
But but but! We are fans. The biggest! The best! Super fans, in fact.. Super fans of talking shit about that clusterfuck!Aren't "Fans" supposed to like the person in question?
How fucking DARE they call us "fans"??????
This!!! Exactly this. I think the first and then all of a sudden they’ll be back together again.How I nearly commited suicide when I lost the love of my life!
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How my MH suffered with my loss and brought on cancer.
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