Katie Price #141 Spongeblob Squareskank is back, new body, she ate all the pies, drank all the voddy

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WillowTree21

tracey3871 said:
Neither is she
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Isn't that Dionne who lived near the MM? Not a looker, by any means. Seems after the Andrew Chatters incident, where he was working on MM & was ripping KP off, Dionne was given the cold shoulder. Stories were leaked to The Sun & KP thought it was her.
KP even stayed in his Turkey 'villa', but he was a criminal. He is still wanted for stealing building equipment & other offences. She was totally off her face in the pictures taken in the car on way to the airport. Also KP was seeing Goddgers ex Drury, at the time

see below:

Chatters, known as Andy, is staying in a luxury villa in Turkey with Katie, her children Bunny, Jett and Harvey, and new boyfriend Drury. But The Sun Online can reveal Chatters was sentenced to three years in prison for £70,000 worth of tax fraud in 2015.

Katie Price is on holiday in Turkey with ex-con builder
2 years ago

www.dailymail.co.uk
 
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scannertd

Morning all, i'm a bit late to the party discussing Skankys body mods but im always catching up, never ahead of the thread.

Warning...technical jargon incoming...

The umbilicus (belly button) lies in the midline at the vertebral level between Lumbar 3 and lumbar 4.

In my profession you identify this by using bony landmarks, let me explain how you find yours.

Take a lateral line from your armpit and follow it down until you reach the bottom of your ribcage, have a dig around if you need to find the last rib, that is the level of your 3rd lumbar vertebrae, high isnt it, higher than you thought.

Then move down an inch or 2 (still in line with your armpit) and feel the top of your pelvic bone (you may call it your hip bone but its actually your iliac crest) this is level with you 4th lumbar vertebrae.

So your umbilicus should be at the junction of the lower L3 and upper level of L4.

Why this surgeon placed it so high is a mystery, Its not rocket science

Anyway, she looks like a freak, he is a pig, they deserve each other. As long as they both stay away from those lovely kids, fuck em.

Thank you for reading
 
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Harrigan

Morning all

Anybody bidding for these large implants in a safe somewhere? Supposedly worth a million but I’ve only got around 50p spare change near the phone so that’ll have to do. Serious question. Have they been washed and tumble dried or are they still covered in human bits? Yuck! What do you do with them if you buy?

1. use as a frisby
2. Put on knees as padding for when mopping floor
3. Give to dog to suck on as substitute bone
4. Attach a chain either side get it gold plated and it’s a new eco style jewellery. Embroidered initials are extra charge.

Apparently said implants have been in all corners of the world so they will need a period of quarantine and a translator.

Enjoy your day pop pickers.
 
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Dawn Dayn

I post on the wrong thread, as well as tag the wrong person, easily done.
 
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LoolieVeeton

wise after the event said:
place looks empty,the gruesome twosome, have either scared off all the other guests or thats a wall mural
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Probably crawled out their cesspit at one min before breakfast ends. Bet that banana milkshake has run in it. She strikes me as ‘the one who drinks at breakfast’
 
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PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy

LoolieVeeton said:
Probably crawled out their cesspit at one min before breakfast ends. Bet that banana milkshake has run in it. She strikes me as ‘the one who drinks at breakfast’
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I love how she called it a "cold latte" I assume she means an "Iced latte"? That rules her out of a job at Costa when the money runs out.
 
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Madge2022

tracey3871 said:
She wanted Dane Bowers back ... Dwight was to make him jealous because she was convinced Dane was after VB when they were recording a single... That's where the obsession with the Beckhams comes from
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Didn't she meet Dane on a night out on one of her programmes, he seemed a bit awkward with the cameras there. I'm pretty sure he was also caught sneaking out the MM but can't say for definite.
 
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Squirrelina

Joanna Surrey said:
Chris and I are all for the Fox terriers.
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Fox terriers and Wheatens for us x
I love the terrier group. There will probably be a state funeral for her. A casket with two domes on the top like an upside down egg box.

Thank you for this. I love the information. X

Brilliant! I think they may be a biohazard. Could probably finish Putin off! Toxic! Actually I might buy them and use them as kneeling pads when I get out of the bath.
 
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Pink Squirrel

Who the fuck was looking after the children while she was out & about, pissed, drugged up & whoring about?? Kieran must have been beside himself
 
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karma4klattie

Rosequeen said:
It took me ages to feel confident enough to post. After a couple of times it becomes easy and everyone is friendly on here, they don't jump down your throat every five minutes. Now you have posted, please carry on
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The is one member who jumps down people's throats, they had a go at me and when I mentioned it a lot of others piled in saying they had to them as well. Said member disappeared but a new poster with a similar style arrived and again, after a difficult time, that poster too disappeared. It happens. We old lags spot it sooner or later and call them out. They vanish But...........
So, if someone's horrid to you, take it in your stride and carry on.
 
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klairklopp

Joanna Surrey said:
I'm glued to the terriers, was hoping for the Wire Haired Fox Terrier.
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Love all terriers . Mines a crossbreed mainly patterdale.

Good advice, I just ignore it and think everyone’s entitled to their opinion……. Even if they’re wrong .
 
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klairklopp

At least you didn’t sleep under her bedding…
 
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