Those saying how sheโs dirty and just probably sprays a bit of Toilet Duck on herself and considers that her annual bath.... Iโm sure I saw a programme that she was in once were she was getting ready to go out and she sprayed half a bottle of perfume all over herself, and a good few squirts of that up her dress to her dirty flap area...yuk
I'm so glad you said this I remember it too, think it was on BBC1. She was living in a bungalow with an older blonde woman and the place looked like it had been ransacked. She was spraying her perfume all over and then as you said, shoved the bottle up her skirt drenched herself like you do with the dettox on the dinner table and said something crude to the cameraman!
Was it the same episode where she was on the mic in a club and announced to all the women that the best way to get back at an ex-boyfriend (Dane Bowers) was to sleep with a black man? She then made some vulgar comments about cocks, sizes etc., her usual vulgar pissed up drivel (she may have been pregnant with Harvey at the time). It was a vile, racist, offensive thing to say and I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I've never forgotten it and to this day, especially when a lot of people in the public eye are having their historic offensive comments flagged up, and bloody rightly so, I have hope it will one day rear its head and cancel her. Wonder if a freedom of information request to the BBC would uncover it?
Was it also in the same series where she was 'working undercover'
pretending to be a groom in a stables but she lasted about a day? It was too much like hard work and all she wanted to do was ride the horses not clean up after them. Anyway, she revealed who she was and ended up messing around and signing naked posters of herself and giving them out to a group of young boys whilst asking them if they have wet dreams when they look at her and other vile, inappropriate comments that shouldn't be directed at a bunch of children and would have been investigated if it was a man.
Whilst writing this I'm now wondering if I've accidentally stumbled on bully boy's dark past that
@Binfest said they'd discovered
Maybe, a 13ish yr old lad, probably a bit overweight and spotty, not very popular, unfortunate prominent underbite and terrible teeth was also in that programme
Maybe, all the other lads got given a poster, a wink, a photo etc. but there wasn't any posters left when he asked and she then said something inappropriate and showed him up in front of his mates and on national telly
Maybe, every night in his bedroom in front of his wipeable A3 poster of Jodie Marsh he vowed to get his revenge on that other cow who didn't give him a poster because he's not allowed in the Katie's Wet Dreams Posse at school and he has to sit at a different table at dinner break now.
Maybe, he set up the meeting at the kebab shop restaurant on purpose, then set out woooohooooing her with plastic, glittery fake stuff, pretending he's rich and going to marry her etc, etc, etc.... but all the while behind his fake, fake smile he's calculating how to get his revenge on her for making a muppet of him in front of his mates and the whole new world that was watching on the tele that night.
I've cracked it haven't I, he's the scorned, spoilt teenager with a 20 year grudge, am I right
@Binfest?
Just a bit of fun, I'm sick of the sight of those two grifters, they're shoved in your face everywhere you look with no choice, so fairs fair I say
I'm 39 btw. The piece of paper I got when I was born actually says I'm going to be 50 this year but I take no notice of that
Krusties Assemble
hope you are well
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