Katie Price #135 Off for a stay at the Bangkok Hilton wearing knickers that smell like Stilton

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Honestly it just gets worse.
Who the bloody hell is that?! It looks like they blindfolded someone and let them have a go making a Katie price waxwork in a kind of Lionel Richie/Katie price homage.

I can’t work out if these are take the piss comments or genuine brainwashed Krusty fans

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I can’t stop laughing at ‘we’ve already lost Diana’. Whoever wrote that comment is hilarious.
 
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Can’t believe Krusty and crawl still haven’t risen from the great ashes of Thailand like the piss pot knobs they are. Christ it’s going to happen this week isn’t it with a load of backgrid pics filtered to duck all posed and practically humping the poor pool walls
She's been commenting over the past 24 hours using her kateradi account.
 
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Looks like she raided Edna's wardrobe for that cardi....
‘Cos when I’m in my one piece at the beach, I always bring my hand knitted cardi, yes - it’s scratchy, doesn’t fit across my chest and the arms are too long, but it’s just sooo practical and anyways, who says woollens are only for winter?! I think what’s missing here is a pair of wellies and a beanie to really round out this look.
 
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Anyone watch the Louis Theroux documentary on USA porn industry tonight ? He interviewed a woman about 30, she just does Only Fans now, has 40,000 subscribers, makes $150-250k a month 😱 She lives in a 4 million dollar castle. Skanky will never compete with these women, these are young attractive women, not old patchwork face/body Skanky, who puts up the odd dated looking glamour shot. The tracksuit twins are so clueless about OF, looks like the only research they did was chat to the equally repugnant Katona. The more you look at what she’s doing, the more you realise how she is failing at everything she touches. I can’t see how she can keep going like this, it’s all nonsense including her relationship.

Let her have this crappy holiday, it’s pointless like her entire existence, we always get reports they argue constantly on holiday, who’d want their life. It’s annoying the law doesn’t give us justice, but when you think how crap her life really is, we kinda getting justice in the way she’s destroyed her life.
Always easy to talk about the top 20% of content creators on OF - flavors of the month as it were.. the AVERAGE income is about US$150-180.
She probably had a lot of traction for week/month 1, but since then she’s just living of the fumes unless she starts showing her insides out and other such stuff.
 
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Should be advertising these
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Roll a couple up and stuff 'em in her gob :)

Omg the Thai police are scarey last time I was there 2 years ago they were in the street centre of Bangkok .. Chinese New Year was happening and they were trying to clear the roads for a procession that was coming through...
They had guns in holsters and batons on the other side.. I was so scared I lifted my camera up to take a photo.. the policeman looked at me and I put my camera down at my side... FFS he could have shot me !!!!!. Crapping myself... 😇🤑🤣
Not that much different in Europe Mandatory because the gendarmes are fully armed with pistols and the town police have tazers as standard use. The French version of the real-life police shows make the UK versions look like PC Plod arresting Big Ears - they go in fully intent on using their weapons if you decide to not co-operate hence why terrorists here rarely live to face Court :)

I remember years ago when I did a stopover at Bankok en route to Australia seeing that huge sign over the doorway in the Arrivals Hall before customs pointing out in unmistakeable terms that Thailand operates zero-tolerance when it comes to drugs, in easy terms it meant basically you could easily earn yourself the death penalty doing it. I hope they catch skanky tbh :)

Is it possible to postpone community service on mental health grounds?
Ah that must be the "I carnt emmty dem bins beycorse I's barmy" excuse.
Its seems to work though.......................................

Yeah I just looked up the Gov website, says exactly that….why again the leniency, no one swerves it like Skanky is doing. Kirsty Gallacher had a similar CS for her drink/drive, she just got on with it and completed it quickly. Why do the authorities constantly pander to the biaaaatch, it’s just so odd how she flaunts the system and nothing happens, 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ No wonder we get so apocalyptic at times on here, it’s bloody annoying and then some.

The last bit says you can get called back…..

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Its all rather pathetic really so no wonder skanky just wipes her life-threateningly injured trotters all over it :(

It ought to have been fitted with a tag - that would have seriously hindered it's antics :(

Could we use KP as a nuclear shield from that nutter Putin. She deflects everything else so worth a go and at least her continued existence would have some value for the human race🤠😉
Better still she could nip over there to Moscow and be awl seksi at Vlad - he'd throw himself off Saint Basil's after that traumatic experience

Would need a doctor to request it, but i think this may have been raised at pre sentencing reports as she also has to do therapy sessions weekly , doesnt she as part of sentence. Think they would have had to approve her as being fit to do it. She will eventually be recalled to court even if doc says she's not fit as they will change the CS to some other punishment .
Please make it the death sentence!!

I can’t work out if these are take the piss comments or genuine brainwashed Krusty fans

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Care in the Community has a lot to answer for :(
Katbaz - if skanky left The World alone instead of the constant bollockfest we'd happuily leave it alone in return :) Simples! :)

Rolling out the kids……😡
All really old photos though because she dioesn't have any new ones to sell :) haha
 
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I'm sure I saw a comment about this saying the judge had ordered no photos/publicity etc about her community service. You're right though, how she is allowed to keep jetting off I don't know
The courts should revoke the passport until CS is finished & she's made an effort to come to an arrangement to pay back her debts. Ridiculous situation, especially as CRAWL's got a court case due on 10/3 & she's got numerous possible legal troubles pending. Couldn't come to an arrangement with her bankruptcy hearing AGAIN, but has copious amounts of cash for weekend get away's, holidays, surgeries, hair, nails etc etc etc. Middle finger to everyone.
 
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Awww, having to post old pics of the kids, probably from when she last seen them!!! Instead of being there like myself and millions right now getting their kids ready for school.
What a crap, lousy, so called 'mother' she is!
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Back to school today Krusties! Feeling heavily pregnant and not wanting to get out of bed but I am because I’m a mother and I have a business to run. Krusty is a mother but where is she on a return to school?? Oh that’s right as usual she’s not there for the kids.

Deadbeat mother

Honestly it just gets worse.
She’s been using that exact face pose for years. She’s a serious one trick pony.
 
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Morning everyone and a happy Monday! Had a few skanky free days (I needed them!) dipped in here a few times to have a catch up though. Didnt want to fall too far behind 🤣
So the skank is in Thailand for "work" and is posting photos from years ago to remind everyone what a good muvver she is 🙄
I have a feeling this trip will be the one that finally catches her out 🤞🏻 I pray I'm right!
 
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Back to school today Krusties! Feeling heavily pregnant and not wanting to get out of bed but I am because I’m a mother and I have a business to run. Krusty is a mother but where is she on a return to school?? Oh that’s right as usual she’s not there for the kids.

Deadbeat mother



She’s been using that exact face pose for years. She’s a serious one trick pony.
Not so much a one trick pony, more a dead donkey.

Morning everyone and a happy Monday! Had a few skanky free days (I needed them!) dipped in here a few times to have a catch up though. Didnt want to fall too far behind 🤣
So the skank is in Thailand for "work" and is posting photos from years ago to remind everyone what a good muvver she is 🙄
I have a feeling this trip will be the one that finally catches her out 🤞🏻 I pray I'm right!
She'll still be posting these same old pictures when they're grown up and have kids of their own.
Sad, pathetic old miserable hag stuck in the past and unable to face reality and move on.
 
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Who the bloody hell is that?! It looks like they blindfolded someone and let them have a go making a Katie price waxwork in a kind of Lionel Richie/Katie price homage.



I can’t stop laughing at ‘we’ve already lost Diana’. Whoever wrote that comment is hilarious.
OMG! Mmmmm, the reference to Princess Diana is so accurate…. 😳. Also how can anyone defending her not realise she’s the biggest bully there is? She can dish it out but can’t take it…..
 
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So she’s fucked off on holiday for three weeks and is sooo happy she’s posting old photos of the kids whilst there. Any decent mother would be looking forward to seeing their kids after their holidays with their fathers before pissing off out of the country. Get used to it Dolly, as photos are all you deserve!!!
 
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I think she actually affects our mental health more than we know. Humour and satire keep us from going insane with the lack of justice. Thank you Pom and my fellow Tattlers for your humour, kindness and for trying to get justice. Trolls, we certainly are not! We are just horrified at one ‘human’ wreaking havoc whilst getting adulation from the media and social media. Sleep tight my darlings x
Many of us have chaotic lives and get knocked down again and again…. The fact that Teflon Skanky causes all her own problems with her own behaviour but then comes out of everything smelling of roses, gets more cosmetic surgery and jets off on yet another luxury holiday all while her adoring ‘fans’ hail her as the most wonderful person and mother in the whole wide world, so deserving of everything and we’re all jealous trolls makes me vomit……

Awww, having to post old pics of the kids, probably from when she last seen them!!! Instead of being there like myself and millions right now getting their kids ready for school.
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The trouble is as her kids grow everyone will know she has no recent photos with them. Junior especially has grown so much since she was last seen with him (except the Christmas Day one where he obviously went to see his Nan not her). Also Bunny’s hair is now growing, on their recent holiday it was the longest it’s been but on Skanky’s photos that she’s trying to pass off as recent it’s still short. So now she has to resort to baby pics.
 
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