Did this get delivered by a hunk in black on a zip wire?All because the ‘sausage’ loves MilkTray.. love Saturday nights mehave a good one you lovely lot
Hi @badsecretsquirrel, welcome to the foldHere's how I think it went...
- Take all your stuff that you actually want to keep (or sell) out of the house (later you'll tell the production company that you cleared the house for decorating in advance, as they say on the voiceover).
- Stage leak/vandals for insurance scam, conveniently hugely affecting the most expensive room to re-do for maximum payout.
- After claiming the money for that, instead of actually spending it on a new kitchen, have channel 4 pay you for a show and have a bunch of companies give the work and materials for free for that and multiple other rooms (or paid for by the channel depending on which theory you want to go with). (Couldn't get a floor gifted? Never mind, just take the floorboards from a bedroom...).
- Have companies donate all the new things (neon lights are popularly gifted to influencers for example, and there's no way they coincidentally happened to feature in nearly every room).
- You don't care about making crappy craft things, all you care about is that you can make it from old junk you had already instead of having to buy stuff yourself, to maximise profit.
- You don't care about the fact that your new kitchen table seats 4 when you're a family of 6-7, because you don't plan on living in the house at all.
- You sell media stories about the show to the papers and then complain about them on social media, driving more traffic/interest/comments on them and ensuring they'll buy more stories from you in the future.
- Having the TV show means more traffic to your socials, conveniently timed for your OF launch.
- When your house is sold/repossessed, it's worth more because of the work that's been done (most importantly the kitchen, as banks won't give mortgages without a kitchen) - therefore you end up owing less to your creditors. So not only have you not done the work, you've got people to do it all for free and made ££££££ off the back of it.
Also, I'm new here, hi! *waves*
Amazing turn of events in 24 hours then?Hahahaha, she got slated yesterday cause she hardly had any takers and now a “source” has revealed she’s doing amazing! OkCarlsorry, “source” whatever you say needle dick
New threadObviously away somewhere, suitcase in the background.
Also known as Isaiah, cos one eyes higher than the otherMortgage eyes, ones fixed, ones variable
I was shopping with my husband in a supermarket last year. He was pushing the trolley. Suddenly he ran over the hem of my sleeveless, bandau shirred elastic top maxi dress…. Which pulled my dress down to my waist and exposed my 38H cups. Luckily only elderly man saw the sight.
Just woke up with Wilma ‘my terrier dog’ stopping the circulation in my feet. Saw this Pom…. Am sniggering and the guest house bed headboard is rattling away like a drum soloNew threadx
I had to use one of those pics for his latest OF pic...his now added a white hankie on his head lol..at least his keeping covered..body as well as head lolxx.
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Looks like his drugged to the eyeballs.Obviously away somewhere, suitcase in the background.
That last pic is his cum face.Is that his sexy pose?
Well done @Rosiecosy for a truly apt thread title, or shall I say TIT-all
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The staff were looking for a trough out back in the storage rooms to serve dinner for The SlobsThat’s a good point, although now I’m imagining the wait staff realising who they are and just dumping the food unceremoniously on their table
That would upset the Vegans; Anyway thats cruelty to sausages innitShe’ll probably get him to drop his pants, bend over, stick a Porky White’ in his bum hole and photograph it, to please all ‘audiences ‘.
Funny how other articles have said exactly the opposite to this rubbish, that she's struggling to find morons willing to part with £11 to see pictures of some past-it old boiler reckoning itself
Ah something thats a bigger prick than Mr Price!New prop for only fans KP?
Being a grandparent is great! All the pleasure but none of the pain and when they're appalling you just hand 'em backSo everything now is about this OF for you and Crawl and kk and DL... why don't you all grow the F up... put your rancid bits away and settle down.
I was a grandma at 40 and it was the best thing I ever/ never did...
Just get your pathetic selves together ... love the kids you've got... you're old enough and ugly enough ( not me )to be granny's.. close your legs and STFU ...
My beautiful Granddaughter is 18 this summer! We re not only from the same area but the same age Foxy!!I was a Granny at 42 too, my granddaughter will be 21 in May, also my sons are more like my best friends not my kids. Even at 63 I still have my own teeth, nails and real long hair!
Sooooooooooooooooooooo attractive in that third picture! BARFObviously away somewhere, suitcase in the background.
Porta-Potty Time for skanky. However her gob is already full of shitThey just sound like sad little boys to be honest, talking about what they'd do to her bewbs and one bloke who always says he
wants to wee in her gob. ( can't believe I just typed that)
The trouble with that was that one look at skanky and he was unable to find his willyJust thought too, false promises on OF already. So much for the willy POV
I reckon he's swigging Calpol for under fivesParacetamol/ ibuprofen. ???
Hes so wheppy... anything would be too much for him
She's been buying bot farms of followers again then?Amazing turn of events in 24 hours then?
Hate to say it but he looks so much better here, healthier and more relaxed and natural. Look what a year with her has done to him, he's aged 10 years! Also does he have some rare shrinking penis disorder?I wonder if this old snap of Woodie will be in his new OF account ..
Can you believe I once apologised to an old perv flashing at me in the spa? He was swishing his shower curtain around accidentally showing off (it has to be said his equipment was far superior to Mushroom Boys!) I went up to the shower and said "I'm ever so sorry you seem to be having trouble closing the curtain and you're accidentally exposing yourself, shall I help you and hold it closed?" His face! He did the walk of shame with his manky old towel back to the changing room and slunk off.Can I give you two reactions ... laughing cos I agree with you it's funny cos we are that apologetic cos we were taught to be polite and honest with people.. but alsobecause its good to be nice and hope everyone is the same as we are x
Aww thanks @NogginYaaaaaaas @Rosiecosy sending you a bunch of them rose flowers
there is no way the police would still be investigating a case for nearly 5 months of a boyfriend and girlfriend having a argument were one claims the other give them a slap(where the injuries are just a small mark on the face different if really injured and hospitalised)so it looks like there is a lot more they are looking at or chargers have been dropped (and the papers have not picked up on it yet)a small case of a argument getting out of hand does not need a long police investigationWhy is Slapgate taking so long??
I think there's more to it. There was the coercive control factor and the children witnessing it. He's been bailed 3 times!there is no way the police would still be investigating a case for nearly 5 months of a boyfriend and girlfriend having a argument were one claims the other give them a slap(where the injuries are just a small mark on the face different if really injured and hospitalised)so it looks like there is a lot more they are looking at or chargers have been dropped (and the papers have not picked up on it yet)a small case of a argument getting out of hand does not need a long police investigation
Plus I think the kids have only just/about to give their statements.I think there's more to it. There was the coercive control factor and the children witnessing it. He's been bailed 3 times!
I'm fascinated to know what he thinks they look like. To him they may look like the height of glamour and success whereas to me they look like the cheapest kind of 1950s NHS dentures.What a fucking catch eh? Those teeth need a danger warning, they are an absolute health hazard as my wine has almost vacated my stomach..
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