Katie Price #117 Nobody subscribed to see your fanny. Give it up, you sad old granny!

[Falkor]

Congrats to @Rosiecosy for the thread title!

Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/katie-p...my-baps-extra-charge-to-view-the-flaps.26782/

 

[Minxmonx]

Well done @Rosiecosy for a truly apt thread title, or shall I say TIT-all

 

[Masha34]

@Minxmonx you're right! I’ve popped my Tattle cherry, think I’m here to stay now!

Carl did not seem happy on KPs insta story, he’s definitely rattled

 

[PTMe]

Found her Only fans photographer. This new thread title couldn't be more apt, she really does look like a granny compared to the other girls on his page!

 

[Jane Tee]

Just been on DM sidebar. Several stories relating to KP. More than Madonna, JLO, Rhianna etc.
A bit of me is impressed how she keeps this going as it must all generate Income for her and DM . I wonder how much.

 

[Greggs Sausage Roll]

All because the ‘sausage’ loves MilkTray.. love Saturday nights me have a good one you lovely lot

 

[MrsCranky]

Congratulations @Rosiecosy for the winning thread title. It's brilliant!

 

[Masha34]

Just been on DM sidebar. Several stories relating to KP. More than Madonna, JLO, Rhianna etc.
A bit of me is impressed how she keeps this going as it must all generate Income for her and DM . I wonder how much.

I always refer to that as the sidebar of shame

 

[Foxtotty]

I'm trying to figure out what she's saying on her 'out to dinner' post. Is it 'are you looking forward to the beginners we have ordered' ? If so back on planet earth we usually call them starters.

 

[Greggs Sausage Roll]

Found her Only fans photographer. This new thread title couldn't be more apt, she really does look like a granny compared to the other girls on his page!

I remember when she bought those hideous pink dogs it’s just recycled trash including the freebie hat

 

[Masha34]

I'm trying to figure out what she's saying on her 'out to dinner' post. Is it 'are you looking forward to the beginners we have ordered' ? If so back on planet earth we usually call them starters.

Just rewatched, she says dinners. Odd that she posted it as Carl does not seem happy, he seems agitated

 

[badsecretsquirrel]

Here's how I think it went...

1. Take all your stuff that you actually want to keep (or sell) out of the house (later you'll tell the production company that you cleared the house for decorating in advance, as they say on the voiceover).
   
   
2. Stage leak/vandals for insurance scam, conveniently hugely affecting the most expensive room to re-do for maximum payout.
   
   
3. After claiming the money for that, instead of actually spending it on a new kitchen, have channel 4 pay you for a show and have a bunch of companies give the work and materials for free for that and multiple other rooms (or paid for by the channel depending on which theory you want to go with). (Couldn't get a floor gifted? Never mind, just take the floorboards from a bedroom...).
   
   
4. Have companies donate all the new things (neon lights are popularly gifted to influencers for example, and there's no way they coincidentally happened to feature in nearly every room).
   
   
5. You don't care about making crappy craft things, all you care about is that you can make it from old junk you had already instead of having to buy stuff yourself, to maximise profit.
   
   
6. You don't care about the fact that your new kitchen table seats 4 when you're a family of 6-7, because you don't plan on living in the house at all.
   
   
7. You sell media stories about the show to the papers and then complain about them on social media, driving more traffic/interest/comments on them and ensuring they'll buy more stories from you in the future.
   
   
8. Having the TV show means more traffic to your socials, conveniently timed for your OF launch.
   
   
9. When your house is sold/repossessed, it's worth more because of the work that's been done (most importantly the kitchen, as banks won't give mortgages without a kitchen) - therefore you end up owing less to your creditors. So not only have you not done the work, you've got people to do it all for free and made ££££££ off the back of it.

Also, I'm new here, hi! *waves*

 

[emmaw28]

Well done @Rosiecosy! Wooooo hooooo - I love ittttttt

 

[the slosher KP]

@Angelic37
I never said Michelle shouldn’t post photos or videos?
I said I worry it could backfire as we know how skanky gets away with everything! I can see her saying Michelle was posting her kids which was effecting her mental elf which is why she sent the texts. She will find a way to play the victim.

 

[Foxtotty]

Just rewatched, she says dinners. Odd that she posted it as Carl does not seem happy, he seems agitated

Thanks, I think I'm going deaf lol. Even that sounds thick doesn't it?

 

[Masha34]

Thanks, I think I'm going deaf lol. Even that sounds thick doesn't it?

That might be my fault, I was meant to type dinner, not dinners!

 

[mrbusiness]

Is carl
Doing porn on of then? Who is his target audience as I can’t see him doing the gay thing and no woman wants to look at him

 

[Bumbumsmummy]

Been off this thread today as I've got 4 kids and actually look after them, unlike some mothers! Nice to see she's still an absolute bleep.
I've just pulled one of my children out of the school system as he's SEN as well as physical disabilities, school couldn't provide the level of care he needs so now I'm home educating, I don't know how she sleeps at night knowing she's neglected all her kids and their needs. It's makes me sick.
To add, I do know how she sleeps at night, pissed and coked up.

 

[Foxtotty]

That might be my fault, I was meant to type dinner, not dinners!

No, not at all. Most people usually order a meal or food from a restaurant they don't get a whole dinner just dumped on the table. Oh well, roll on 10pm when they get back home!

 

[Masha34]

No, not at all. Most people usually order a meal or food from a restaurant they don't get a whole dinner just dumped on the table. Oh well, roll on 10pm when they get back home!

That’s a good point, although now I’m imagining the wait staff realising who they are and just dumping the food unceremoniously on their table