I bet this tent feels proper spacious in comparison to theirIt baffles me how they both can look out at their back garden from their kitchen day in day out and happily go about their day knowing the garden is full of rubble which is bagged up in plazzy bags for life, turds left right and center and probably them old angel wings from the baby shower shoved behind a bin
Just shows how fuckin lazy she is. No wonder OHD never sees the garden.
Can’t even function if I have some empty cardboard boxes in the garage nevermind that shit hole of a “garden” looking back at ya
even the fucking fences are rank.
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It’s for her bubbleWhy hasn't she declared the #ad on her latest post about the rubbish wigwam? And why it is set for 8 people? Is that allowed suddenly? Wow, she really doesn't care about rules, does she?
He's probably still in there now. When they come to take it away he's going to be laying down in there crying that it's better than his house whilst they take it down around him. Poor little lad.Hair berst? Looks more like a mattress burst
I bet this tent feels proper spacious in comparison to theirgarageliving room.
Wonder how long it will take for Delo to panel the tent?
I wish the neighbours were on here,can you imagine the tales they would tell.Can you imagine being her fuckin neighbour!!!Bet they piss themselves at them both (espesh their shit parking).
I know she’s told us they are all 50+ (old) but if I was them I’d be in my back bedroom window with my other half cackling under my breath watching Signature putting that shit teepee up dodging Max’s shit in the rain.
Then I’d then be up me ladders as fast as I could pretending to tend to my 7ft Apple tree while peering over her crumbling fences at the state of KHM shovelling melt in the middle cakes up her snoz with 15 other people breathing on OHD.
Then I’d fold my ladders up, make myself a wine and wait in the lounge for a police van to turn up on the front and for KHM to later knock on and explain
can’t polish a turd.
Animal adoption by Delo!Species: Bison
Type: Beggy
Country of Origin: Le Wirral, U.K.
Habitat: 4x4 garage
Diet: Anything free
Took the words out my mouth. My fella would piss himself if that was his bday surprizzzeeeee. Surely all grown men want a pint with their mates, to watch the match in peace, or to go and play golf... what a waste of doughWhat’s with the fucking pony club camp birthday party for a ‘grown up’ albeit undersized man? Who the crusty fuck wants hay bales, beige tents and thousands of balloons draped across their scabby garden? It doesn’t even look good in pictures.
Imagine sitting hunched double in that beige army tent, sitting on your floor pillow, eating truffle soup in the pissing rain while KHM edits pictures and Delo panels the balloon display...
Why MOM tho! She infuriates me with that & anyone else English who uses it!I missed all the good one last night, I’ve been crying catching up. Went to a screw fix and wandered in hbs next door. No KHM tat in there!
Imagine writing #momlife on a post but not having your freezing kid in the picture. She was probably squealing from being cold
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