Katie Hayes #64 I am UJane Bolt

[Hamburglar]

all cursing you under their fixodent.

Hahaha Look at the little bunny’s on our heads random tit like that never gets old. Like paddy’s day all over.

aww love themmmm

 

[BettyBeau]

I just want the big revel and the sofa journey to end.

Wonder what delo will panel next my bet is on the garden panelled floor, fence, and seating area

 

[Howdyhi]

And now she’s gone on a blocking spree me and my mate have cried laughing. My mates gutted she cant buzz off her anymore

Late to the party here but she was only saying on her manic 100 insta story rant that she doesn’t block people who have a different opinion.... practice what you preach truff.

 

[hiya_hun]

A grout pen or borrows Delos silicone gun to tidy things up

dont you mean philly long fingers silicone gun

 

[JoeExotic]

I don’t have anything to say...just wanted to see Delo sooking his finger with a bunny on his napper

 

[Abongo]

I wonder if these bunny’s are to entice hoppy back “hoppy Easter”.

 

[Perfectsmile01]

could probs see it from Africa tbh. I’ve painted it since anyway.


Hahahaahaha. Or abit of Caulk. “I want dem matt (as in delo) white”.

Edit: I can’t stop picturing Kate lay on a pasting table while Matt gets his caulking gun out on her gaps wets his finger to smooth it out and shoves it in her gob like a weird mans wet Willy

Edit edit: just read that back and sounds like a porno for tradesmen.

I lost it at 'pasting table' Bong I bet Truff is suggesting all of this as we speak to Delo and he's got DiY SOS on speed dial in a panic

 

[Hampton1993]

Dunno if this has already been posted but think this is the elusive ‘Jane’, I haven’t blocked out the surname there just isn’t one on her profile n it’s all private. she’s got to be cheating the system with those times I refuse to believe that’s legit

Had visions of me accidentally requesting to follow her
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Yeah, that’s her she’s on Delo’s followers on there.

It is just the same as any other app though, you can pause every time you stop so it doesn’t bring your time / average pace down. She thinks we were born yesterday

 

[Imarealist]

Ohhhh I really hope this happens! Twinssss

 

[keytotruth]

Does she realise a hoodie actually needs you know a hood hence the name? This is a sweater/jumper she really is thick. did she photoshop it off when she did the 10stone she looks like she's lost.must be all that 5min a km running shes doing

 

[chattycatty]

They’re usually the worst ones. Bored out of their tree so just stand bleeping gossiping (get them on this thread ) The woman over the road from me just stands at her front door smoking watching what’s going on in the street all day. She’s in her 70s. She was obsessed when I first moved in with why I painted my fence pastel baby blue when all the other houses fences were either brown, red or missing she likes to see what time people’s blinds open too.

This is hilarious this is me except I don’t smoke

 

[QueenBarb2]

Barb I wanna live near you

My neighbour's are all elderly fuckers, zero drama's

This was my old neighbours I’ve moved areas since but she was rough as duck

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Is the kids shirt on backwards? I’ve always seen the shoulder flaps go the other way. Delo is out early for their family Easter, is he back to panel the world or been ordered to go blow up balloons for the Easter arch stuck to the wall

 

[Wkdbird]

I don’t believe for one minute baby haze is sleeping in her own cot, her ma documents everything and we would have constant pic of a baby monitor with “look how dreamy she is she’s like sleeping beauty with her blonde hair blue eyes”
That kid is in the bed with them 100%

 

[Dancerdownunder]

Not a chance she can run 7km in that time, I can run 5km in 21 minutes (thats my personal best) and it took me a solid year of full training and becoming leaner to get results. If she drives some of the way then that would record as a run and make the time quicker! The reason I know this is I remember once forgetting to turn my Garmin or Fitbit off after completing one of my runs and my friend picked me up from we’re I ran too and drove me home and my statistics were faster obviously because it thought the car journey was me running still!

Also check out the cushion! It’s abit warped someone has been photoshopping themselves skinny again she needs help.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Is the kids shirt on backwards? I’ve always seen the shoulder flaps go the other way. Delo is out early for their family Easter, is he back to panel the world or been ordered to go blow up balloons for the Easter arch stuck to the wall

He’s had his instructions to get the surprise Easter display set up!
Im still shook that Hitler Hayes manifested her perfect little blonde hair blue eyed rainbow baby yet still insists on putting a brown aesthetic filter on her

 

[Star12]

You don’t need to ‘deal’ with her bed head Kate, as she 8 months old and no one cares that her hair is messy!

 

[JoeExotic]

Is the kids shirt on backwards? I’ve always seen the shoulder flaps go the other way. Delo is out early for their family Easter, is he back to panel the world or been ordered to go blow up balloons for the Easter arch stuck to the wall

It’s definitely on backwards, it’s pure strangling her.

I don’t believe for one minute baby haze is sleeping in her own cot, her ma documents everything and we would have constant pic of a baby monitor with “look how dreamy she is she’s like sleeping beauty with her blonde hair blue eyes”
That kid is in the bed with them 100%

The cheapskate bastard won’t have a monitor until she’s been gifted one.

 

[CatHun]

Four day bank holiday where you are expected to spend the time with your family because everything is shut must be Delos worst nightmare.

Bet he’s told her he’s got a panelling job and is just sitting off somewhere in a car park texting other birds

 

[JoeExotic]

Four day bank holiday where you are expected to spend the time with your family because everything is shut must be Delos worst nightmare.

Bet he’s told her he’s got a panelling job and is just sitting off somewhere in a car park texting other birds

Sitting in the tesco car park with a cheeky meal deal texting ninja enjoying the peace & quiet.