Katie Hayes #64 I am UJane Bolt

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They think their teeth are yellow cos they are used to seeing those ridiculous bright white teeth by their Turkish dentist. Teeth are not supposed to be pure white.
Say this louder for the people at the back. Teeth are NOT supposed to be killer white. You can get them white yes, but with chemicals that will be not very nice to the enamel on your teeth. Just brush your teeth, have a dentist clean and possibly whiten them every now and again. Natural teeth are gorgeous, even wonky ones..... Full of character! Tik tak teeth are not for me.
 
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Molly mae has had hers removed and her natural teeth are beautiful. She was moaning on her YouTube about how “yellow” they were, but they were perfect. She is another one that annoys me. All those young girls with similar teeth colourings thinking their teeth must be awful if molly says hers are 🙄
Imagine Kates underneath though. Scrambled eggs and roast dinners fall out of the gaps 😂
And a Christmas pudding from 2018 🤣

Her teeth look like my bathroom tiles
Full of grout aswell 🤣🤣
 
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It’d be like emptying a hoover lifting them ‘teef’ amount of dust she must ingest between her dusty drinks, crockery left out in between seasons on the dining table and all dirty dicks panelling debris
 
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Girlies you know if you report someone for breaking covid rules can they find out who reported them? Cos am I duck listening to my universal credit neighbour having a party when I’m bleeping knackered from none stop working
I reported my UC neighbour the other week, also put an environmental health report in for the noise with the council 🤣.. She doesn’t seem like she knows it’s me but I don’t give a duck 🤣
 
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Girlies you know if you report someone for breaking covid rules can they find out who reported them? Cos am I duck listening to my universal credit neighbour having a party when I’m bleeping knackered from none stop working
Yeah you can report anonymously 🙂
 
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I reported my UC neighbour the other week, also put an environmental health report in for the noise with the council 🤣.. She doesn’t seem like she knows it’s me but I don’t give a duck 🤣
Barb I wanna live near you 😂😂😂

My neighbour's are all elderly fuckers, zero drama's
 
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Sorry but that reply she gave was absolutely vile. She’s a bleeping dog. She’s lower than a snakes belly that big fat hippo.
Message me off your real account ... and I’ll block you the same as if you do it off a fake one. Okay hun
 
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Ha ha love how Oliff won’t perform on demand she’s a child Truff not a sea lion.
As if she was bribing her with the dummy.

Who else puts on fresh bedding before tanning she’s so thick it’s painful
 
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Barb I wanna live near you 😂😂😂

My neighbour's are all elderly fuckers, zero drama's
They’re usually the worst ones. Bored out of their tree so just stand bleeping gossiping (get them on this thread 😂) The woman over the road from me just stands at her front door smoking watching what’s going on in the street all day. She’s in her 70s. She was obsessed when I first moved in with why I painted my fence pastel baby blue when all the other houses fences were either brown, red or missing 😂 she likes to see what time people’s blinds open too.
 
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They’re usually the worst ones. Bored out of their tree so just stand bleeping gossiping (get them on this thread 😂) The woman over the road from me just stands at her front door smoking watching what’s going on in the street all day. She’s in her 70s. She was obsessed when I first moved in with why I painted my fence pastel baby blue when all the other houses fences were either brown, red or missing 😂 she likes to see what time people’s blinds open too.
Truff and Delo will be ok Google street view looking for your gaff now 😂. Pastel blue fence sounds fab!
 
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Truff and Delo will be ok Google street view looking for your gaff now 😂. Pastel blue fence sounds fab!
😂 could probs see it from Africa tbh. I’ve painted it since anyway.

A grout pen 🤣🤣 or borrows Delos silicone gun to tidy things up 🤪
Hahahaahaha. Or abit of Caulk. “I want dem matt (as in delo) white”.

Edit: I can’t stop picturing Kate lay on a pasting table while Matt gets his caulking gun out on her gaps 😂 😂 wets his finger to smooth it out and shoves it in her gob like a weird mans wet Willy 😂

Edit edit: just read that back and sounds like a porno for tradesmen.
 
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Dya reckon her and Delo still have sex or is he repulsed as much as we all are??
No wonder the lad sleeps around, don't get me wrong, I do not condone cheating whatsoever, but imo he saw her as a meal ticket and it's backfired. He probs just wants to save face instead of leaving her! Id love one of us to slide into his DMs
 
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Dunno if this has already been posted but think this is the elusive ‘Jane’, I haven’t blocked out the surname there just isn’t one on her profile n it’s all private. she’s got to be cheating the system with those times I refuse to believe that’s legit

Had visions of me accidentally requesting to follow her 😭
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Patiently waiting for this YouTube video with Wayne Lineker! Where the duck is it😂😂🥴
 
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They’re usually the worst ones. Bored out of their tree so just stand bleeping gossiping (get them on this thread 😂) The woman over the road from me just stands at her front door smoking watching what’s going on in the street all day. She’s in her 70s. She was obsessed when I first moved in with why I painted my fence pastel baby blue when all the other houses fences were either brown, red or missing 😂 she likes to see what time people’s blinds open too.
Mine are lovely, I'm probably the nosiest fucker out of them all.🔎🔎
I had black windows put in last year and I could tell they were all a bit taken aback 😂 they all have their lovely leaded windows with rose patterns on them 😂😂😂😂
 
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Mine are lovely, I'm probably the nosiest fucker out of them all.🔎🔎
I had black windows put in last year and I could tell they were all a bit taken aback 😂 they all have their lovely leaded windows with rose patterns on them 😂😂😂😂
😂 😂 all cursing you under their fixodent.

Hahaha Look at the little bunny’s on our heads 😂 😂 random tit like that never gets old. Like paddy’s day all over.
 
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