Hahaha am howlin at thisI managed to use the word phallus in a sentence today after seeing it yesterday and I was dead proud of myself. My fella got the dog some turkey necks, they were fucking vile and I picked it up and it was all floppy, I turned round to him and said 'It feels like a flaccid phallus' I was in bits laughing at myself, I think I'm dead funny sometimes and he was looking at me like he didn't know if he needed to get me sectioned
She’s never posted anything insensitive like vaccination hate, Hollywood pweirdo ring conspiracies or drinking when pregnant or having a baby shower during lockdown MMMKAY?Maybe a little email containing some screenshots may help the useless editors of this mag who clearly, despite having fuck all else to do during lockdown, haven’t even viewed her account!
Still looking for my bastard Tweezers lass. @QueenBarb gis them back lass.It’s definitely been confirmed by the inner circle she had the sprog yesterday via C Section
And where are some of the regular postersneed their banter and general hilarity to keep my evening entertained!
THEY’RE FALSE LIES BOBBYShe’s never posted anything insensitive like vaccination hate, Hollywood weirdo ring conspiracies or drinking when pregnant or having a baby shower during lockdown MMMKAY?
Aka whilst she sleeps‘Staying off the site as much as possible’okay Katie.
I’m fumingMaybe a little email containing some screenshots may help the useless editors of this mag who clearly, despite having fuck all else to do during lockdown, haven’t even viewed her account!
What about all the flaunting of lockdown rules with her rainbow baby?
All this talk of tweezers.... is that you Chezza?
Chezza is ONLY 40. She won’t need them yet to pluck her grey hairs out that sit right on the front of her parting.All this talk of tweezers.... is that you Chezza?
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