Katie Hayes #203 The hunchback of doona pram

[Bowbow82]

And this baby was supposed to be 6lb something?

That’s an 8-9lber but she has to keep up with the petite baby aesthetic. Olive was a little chunky monkey too and that’s ok!!! We all know kate was a larger child and she’s now trying to project her own insecurities onto these babies. I work in HR btw but I’ve gained my knowledge from Tattle to make this assumption

 

[Pickled Onions]

GET A BLANKET ON THAT BABY! Baby Pickle is 3 weeks old tomorrow and he’s never without a blanket when we go out and wears a hat to and from the car to wherever we’re going at least.

 

[Bowbow82]

GET A BLANKET ON THAT BABY! Baby Pickle is 3 weeks old tomorrow and he’s never without a blanket when we go out and wears a hat to and from the car to wherever we’re going at least.

That’s because you’re a good mum. All’s she cares about is stuffing her fat, gluttonous self with free food.

 

[Fashungoth]

I can't imagine the mindset you must need to want to take a newborn and a 3yo to a nice restaurant a mere week after you've had a section. When BabyGoth was about a week old I had this sudden urge to get out of the house. We drove 5 minutes to M&S, bought some smaller babygros (because I had an actual 6lb baby and he was too skinny for Newborn so we had to get Tiny Baby), had coffee and cake in the cafe, and halfway through all I wanted was to get back home. Could not have sat for a 3 course meal! Absolute headbanger.

 

[Tomi2015]

It’s amazing how low people will stoop for some free oysters.

She smells like month old oysters left out of the fridge

 

[moreteavicarXoXo]

We are firing through this thread so here is a very early thread suggestion:

Berry’s got a big dummy stuck on her face, her mums a disgrace, dragging the poor mite all
over the place.

Feel free to sing it to the tune of we will rock you cos i am

 

[Bowbow82]

She’s not even a proper ‘influencer’ these days with the amount of followers she has. Instagram is going the same way as Facebook because younger people are on tiktok so her income will start to dwindle.

Can’t see her getting a large following on tiktok because she’s just not relevant anymore - her content and make up skills are dogshit and she’s too lazy/uneducated to put a decent reel/story together. There are better make up and mum content creators out there. She was lucky she got a large following when insta took off but in a couple of years, other platforms will be more popular and she won’t be a part of it.

 

[aec87]

Sorry if this has already been covered but in reference to truffs latest stories… can you genuinely get trapped wind in your shoulder?

 

[Bowbow82]

Sorry if this has already been covered but in reference to truffs latest stories… can you genuinely get trapped wind in your shoulder?

Yes, and it hurts. A few other trolls mentioned it earlier in the thread x

 

[aec87]

Yes, and it hurts. A few other trolls mentioned it earlier in the thread x

Thanks. I thought she was just being her usual dramatic self. Had 14 pages to catch up so just been reading through trying to look. I’ve never had anything surgical done or a section and hadn’t heard of it.

 

[Glittercandy12]

So many people I know are liking her pics and I just wana bleeping shake them and send them all the link to this page!!!! How can anyone think she is a nice person????

They’re liking pics of baby and that’s it and she knows it that’s why she turns the like count on
That’ll soon go when she gets older like it has with oluv, that’s why she documents everything now, down to pics of oluv in hospital the “fertility journey” to pull the sympathy likes in

 

[Ratgrrl]

Sorry for the delay with the new thread trolls, I've been berry busy today. I would like to congratulate @Buttercup25 for her berry funny thread suggestion. We love you berry much troll, well done

Well...we've had some berry exciting news this week. Not exactly unexpected because we've got a berry clever troll @Jodevo providing all the berry hot tea and telling us all the goss before it's been announced. We thank you for your service @Jodevo

The new Smelamere sister has arrived safely via planned C section ( not labour Truff ) The only labouring she did was stomping down the hospital corridors heading to the operating room dressed like bananas in pyjamas

Berry June Dottie Delamere (yes I'm being serious) arrived Monday 18th March weighing anything between 6lb and 9lb. There seems to be some discrepancies with her birth weight with Kate announcing her as a tiny six pounder when in actual fact, she's a berry bonny baby!

Fresh from the womb, baby Berry White was immediately donned in a scratchy woolly jumper proclaiming her to be little sis and an exhausted Olive was rolled out in an identical scratchy jumper announcing her to be big sis ready for an insta photo shoot. Wholesome 🫐

Our lovely @Fizz22 penned a special announcement a la Truff which absolutely says it all

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Kate alluded to leaving hospital 24 hours after her labour (planned C section) and seemed a bit sour. Maybe this is why?

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Anyway it was straight home and straight to work from her office on the kitchen worktop for our little BURberry modelling with all the gifted shite because why have a baby if not to monetise it? Earn your keep hunnay!

Anyways, as is usual in the land of truffle tits, rather than settle at home with the new baby and eye bag Trollive, Kate had people in and out from the second she parked her arse on the one seater sofa in the living room (conservatory) In between guests and ads and the odd occasions she would put down her phone, Kate would milk her udders and share her tit juice to 180k followers on her make up account because why not? It's not like she has a personal account for friends and family is it?

Following a very busy few days of exploiting Snozberry and her insomniac sister plus pretending to breastfeed, our Kate and Matt, parents extraordinaire decided to get on the ale with friends 5 days post labour (planned C section)

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So this 9 months of hell she's gone through and labour (planned c section) has hit a nerve with some trolls and its no wonder.

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Might just be me but I've personally never heard of any woman struggling with infertility and finally getting their precious baby, refer to a bog standard pregnancy as "9 months of hell".... then again I've also never met a woman struggling with infertility, 5 days after going into labour (planned C section) with her rainbow baby get on the ale

So yes it's been a berry busy week for us trolls. Not only with the birth of the newest cash cow but also with the news that @Tomi2015 's neighbour being caught out shagging the window cleaner and her mother in law announcing to the whole close that she is a jezebel added to that we've had a few cracking thread suggestions which need to be immortalised here and a beautiful piece of literature penned by our very talented @Ratgrrl
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I didn't know we had a new thread,galios! Thanks for the mention on the recap,troll,I feel as famous as Liverpool's number one MUA Cannot believe Big Truck is on the wine already.Noticed today that Big Truck Junior has massive feet like her ma.Wtf shoes were they both wearing in that restaurant????Hell of a bleeping mess.That poor newborn berry didn't even have a hat and blanket on her and was being stomped about outside as if its bleeping summer.Shes only a week old ffs.Also curled up in a carseat buggy like a quaver.History repeating itself #READTHEWIKI

 

[Bowbow82]

Thanks. I thought she was just being her usual dramatic self. Had 14 pages to catch up so just been reading through trying to look. I’ve never had anything surgical done or a section and hadn’t heard of it.

Yeah I wouldn’t be shocked if she’d saw another influencer had mentioned this and she said it for attention and so she can promote an aff link, the scruffy cow.

 

[Tomi2015]

I think they're blag Gucci from about 4 or 5 seasons ago.

They’ve vintage blag Gucci. Troll!!!

 

[aec87]

Yeah I wouldn’t be shocked if she’d saw another influencer had mentioned this and she said it for attention and so she can promote an aff link, the scruffy cow.

More than likely .. they were a “GOD SENT”

 

[Lotsta88]

What are these?!

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I can smell that picture

 

[BettyBeau]

Can’t believe how much food she gives to Olaf it’s giving honey bo bo Becky jones vibes

 

[Bowbow82]

Can’t believe how much food she gives to Olaf it’s giving honey bo bo Becky jones vibes

I can’t find the holiday photo of her that she posted when she was younger (with some attention seeking comment), but she was fat as a child. It was her parents fault, she was huge and it wasn’t a medical issue otherwise we’d have known about it….

Edit: Found it, thanks @BirkenheadTranny

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

I feel dead tight on that poor baby. Its been cold on the wirral today and she's out without even a blanket on then you see her propped up in the bathroom like a 3 month old and she looks dead uncomfortable. Plus she never just gets to be at home nice and settled and being cuddled. Proper upset me today that
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I can’t find the holiday photo of her that she posted when she was younger (with some attention seeking comment), but she was fat as a child. It was her parents fault, she was huge and it wasn’t a medical issue otherwise we’d have known about it….

I’ll try to find it

It's on the wiki

 

[slidders]

tit Flickers
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Yoda called Truff, he wants that hat back.
She’s a disgrace, and to think this is her second child you’d think she would have learned to be even a little bit more responsible

The second baby will send her spiralling. You need help Truffalo tits.