Katie Hayes #203 The hunchback of doona pram

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Had to jump on and say…….I can’t wait for the revel on how she’s going to pronounce that bleeping name. If she does it anything like she does with Oluff…….🤣
 
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Thank you Troll 🫶🏻❤

The Olaplex 4P, is lovely, it’s quite strong and does grab to very blonde hair, so if you get it mix it 50:50 with your regular shampoo, to test it out. I use it as a toner when my hair is looking a bit brassy. Read the wiki.
 
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Mens knickers for Big Balls thats about right.
About time she dressed for her size, Aldi size L is an improvement on ZSM.
 
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Can any of you Trolls recommend a good, tried & tested purple shampoo please x
Provoke purple shampoo, they do a ‘touch of’ version as well that you can use every day as well as the strong one. Maybe KHM could be influenced with her brassy extensions.
 
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I have always thought that she was just incredibly thick and he was just a bit of wet lettuce but this has shown that the pair of them are entitled self absorbed nasty pieces of work who clearly think they are above everybody else.
And if she describes one more thing as the best or a godsend 😡😡😡
 
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I have always thought that she was just incredibly thick and he was just a bit of wet lettuce but this has shown that the pair of them are entitled self absorbed nasty pieces of work who clearly think they are above everybody else.
And if she describes one more thing as the best or a godsend 😡😡😡
I think she’s incredibly thick but with a hugely inflated ego. I also think she may have some personality disorder.
She might be surprised, if she actually goes to a GP and not her herbal tea reiki specialists, that her depression and ‘anixety’ might actually stem from something like ADHD. Considering she constantly goes round in circles with it and never seems to get any better. It would also make good content for her. I also think she’s a bit of a narc too.
 
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So her hair and bloating vitamins are unreal she probably only started taking them this morning 🤣 how she is an influencer of anything is beyond me I’m fully influenced by truff to not be a bleep x
 
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What on earth is she going on about
Is this some kind of coded language? I genuinely have no idea about this and I can usually decipher her ramblings but she’s got me good on this 😂
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Not just any trapped wind, it’s in her shoulder.
It’s bespoke 💁‍♀️
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She doesn’t know it’s godsend does she
I just came here to say this, but she has posted ‘God sent’ repeatedly so I’m guessing not 😂 we need a list with all her random quotes 😂
 
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Stories this morning ALL need reporting for no #afflink mention.
And did she really say that "even with a section I'm still bleeding down there"? I mean HOW THICK IS SHE?
What does it even mean? I haven’t been lucky enough to have a baby yet (so this moron is doing my head in with her waffle!) is she lying about bleeding or do you? I honestly wouldn’t know. Imagine if I believed her. She is dangerous
 
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She is getting my nerves. Berry this and that. Poor Olive wasn’t shown because she wasn’t cute enough- end of! Berry is a cutie and she knows it. What a sad little life Jane
 
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What does it even mean? I haven’t been lucky enough to have a baby yet (so this moron is doing my head in with her waffle!) is she lying about bleeding or do you? I honestly wouldn’t know. Imagine if I believed her. She is dangerous
As far as I know, you bleed for 2-6 weeks after the baby comes out, whether that's out the drivers door or through the sunroof (I've never had a section but fairly certain the principle is the same). It's all the womb lining that's cushioned the baby coming away - basically 9 months worth of periods. If she's surprised that she's still bleeding after a week, WHEN SHE'S ALREADY DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE, suggests a level of thick archaeologists would have to dig for.
 
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Can any of you Trolls recommend a good, tried & tested purple shampoo please x
When I was blonde I used Fanola - you get a big massive case bottle from Amazon. It lasted me forever and I had to throw it away eventually as I could never use it all and am now brunette! Stains everything it comes into contact with including skin though and quite drying so look through Kate’s highlights for some hair mask inspo 💫
 
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As far as I know, you bleed for 2-6 weeks after the baby comes out, whether that's out the drivers door or through the sunroof (I've never had a section but fairly certain the principle is the same). It's all the womb lining that's cushioned the baby coming away - basically 9 months worth of periods. If she's surprised that she's still bleeding after a week, WHEN SHE'S ALREADY DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE, suggests a level of thick archaeologists would have to dig for.
How and I mean HOW can she be this thick and in charge of children. Its ASTOUNDING
 
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Trapped wind in your shoulder? Does she mean a trapped nerve? Or does her digestive system take up her entire torso?!
Trapped wind shoulder pain is a thing. I had it after a gynae procedure and it’s aggggony! It’s not actually wind in the shoulder but it’s referred pain.
Kate should be rid soon though with the amount of farting she does. 💨 🌬
 
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The staff manager should've called security for Matt and kicked him out of that ward..
"I need light" she sounds like she's in an underground bunker.
Talking of needing light has her sittingroom/ garage even got a window?
 

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