Has anyone had a proposal as bad as hers? Tell me your stories…
My gammon had intended to propose on Easter Sunday and had carefully bought a nice posh egg, opened it up, popped a ring inside and then re-wrapped it. It was a lovely plan however we had gone out the night before had quite a few
a lot of drinks and when we got back at midnight I needed chocolate and basically threatened to split up with him on the spot if he didn’t hand over the Easter egg I knew he would have bought for me.
Anyways he was trying to put me off saying aww just have some toast or something, and I was a drunken,spolit cow, causing ‘muuurder’ a La Olive, and was like
“Fucking hell don’t be a bore just give me my bloody Easter egg I want scoff it now,” so he caved and I was so drunk I lashed it open and nearly missed the ring. He got down on one knee in the kitchen and was like “You’re a fucking pain in the ass do you know that? I had this all planned out for tomorrow. But I’ve bought the ring now so wanna get married?”
17 years this year