Katie Hayes #173 says hiding her ring as not to brag.. truth is tho..her rock is blag

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Not a single use of punctuation in this rambling story. She should have written code in the wars, they’d remain uncracked to this day.

 
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Can't wait til Big O gets her own thread
 
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Chandler Jr is nearly 3 and Leslie 8 weeks. I've never, ever had a day like that It's actually sly on big O. She will be hated by the teachers at school, other mums won't have her round for play dates, family / friends will pull a face when they turn up at theirs as if fuck sake geggs here. The kid won't understand because she's a kid and that behaviour hasn't been corrected by her mum because she's a lazy hagfish. She's obsessed with poo isnt she!

Hagfish may never win a beauty contest in her life. Do you know what "Hag" is? Hag in English means an older woman who seems very ugly and a rotten heart. Hagfish are marine animals could hardly see at all and do not have teeth, and they like to eat dead animals.Hagfish will enter the body of the carcass, and eat it from the inside. Hagfish are very slimy, and the mucus is used as a defense mechanism when attacked, hagfish can produce 8 liters of mucus to fight.
 
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Any kid lashing poo around the place has been left in a shitty nappy for a long time. If either of my bespokes managed to accidentally poo on the floor at that age, they'd stress out about it and ask me to clean it, por favor. Same if they did it in their nappies actually. To be fair, Oluv is probably used to seeing brown sharks dotted around the house and the smell would blend nicely with eu de chateau de la truff.
 
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Cant understand it. When I change the younger one, the older one runs off shouting dirty poo mummy eeee. Won't come anywhere near her until I say she's clean and it's gone (the nappy). She must literally live in filthy nappies and I assume sees man's shit all over the house so things it being dotted about everywhere is normal. She is poor though, maybe she can't afford to change big O multiple times a day...

 
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Playing with shit is a sign of behavioural problems.
Also - isn’t behavioural issues another indication of det alcohol syndrome?
 
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Sounds like Oluv needs medical attention with her continuous uncontrollable shits.
 
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Playing with shit is a sign of behavioural problems.
Also - isn’t behavioural issues another indication of det alcohol syndrome?
I think the behavioural issues likely just stem from a distinct lack of boundaries rather than anything else.
 
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I meant Max's shit. Not man's. Could be man's there too though

 
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