Imagine making a massive deal about your 30th and the present from your fella being a pair of beach shoes every man and his dog has got.
Look nice in your 3 bed semi those hun.
Look nice in your 3 bed semi those hun.
True, and it’s why we’re all here!Arr hey then we wont have the tit show to discuss on here, the card she sent to herself with her lowercase k in Katie because we all know she has no idea when it comes to grammar.
Imagine her slabs of meat in them slapping around the wirralImagine making a massive deal about your 30th and the present from your fella being a pair of beach shoes every man and his dog has got.
Look nice in your 3 bed semi those hun.
What? You’re saying Mr Delo Bizzo didn’t sort out a private jet / specially chartered a flight for the 30th celebrations? #pogba Read the wiki.Aye Trolls do you reckon her bespoke birthday 30th chapter holiday as been cancelled? Been seeing loads of flights getting cancelled (I go away next month so keeping tabs on the aviation industry )
How is it in this huge wide world two illiterate morons find each other and manage to spawn. Or is it that Katie is the only illiterate one and Delo’s a general dunce for procreating with herInteresting that the card from Delo is conveniently typed...is it because we’d know your handwriting truff and he actually has no idea the card even exist
To Me,
Love from me XxxxxX
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How sad heyWow just enjoy your birthday you sad twit!
She’s so fucken cringe isn’t she you can defo tell she’s never had MoneyAnd the strategically placed Boodles bag on the kitchen worktop too
And the silly bison fell for it
I was saying this to my mate today we said she’s done this all for yhr khm page but all her mates are wishing the olives mummy one so I think she blocks people from seeing this on khmInteresting that the card from Delo is conveniently typed...is it because we’d know your handwriting truff and he actually has no idea the card even exist
To Me,
Love from me XxxxxX
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My fella since we meant many many moons ago rights to chatty love bleep well my name and then his and that’s how it’s been since the day we meant he doesn’t have to justify our relationship for any occasion the day he stops smacking my arse is the day we are done end off.Even if he did write that, have you ever read anything so dull, basic and uninspiring?
There’s no heart in that at all. Just a moonpig insta caption.
Brains on her though, getting it typed for a change so no one can do any work
I’m just taking this opportunity to show my appreciation for your profile picIs it her birthday today? I wouldnt have known…
Random comments? they’re my most articulated thoughts of the dayGlad you're back @Blair-Waldorf, we need an @Eleanor Abernathy recap, a script from @QueenBarb2 and some random hilarious comments from @Abongo2 to mark the occasion.
30 and defo dirty