New thread in time for the (literally) dirty thirty!
Thanks to @xxWillowTreexx for the title.
Recap anyone?
Thanks to @xxWillowTreexx for the title.
Recap anyone?
Katie Hayes #145 Tina Gurner - loud and lairy, gold coin dress almost showed her proud Mary
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Trollz I’m back I can’t miss the birthday celebrations I’ve been here too long 
YES we’ve missed you!!Trollz I’m back I can’t miss the birthday celebrations I’ve been here too long
To be fair my inspiration came from @Abongo2 so I can't take all the credit
Glad you're back @Blair-Waldorf, we need an @Eleanor Abernathy recap, a script from @QueenBarb2 and some random hilarious comments from @Abongo2 to mark the occasion.
30 and defo dirty
30 and defo dirty
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When’s she off on her jollies?
We should have a game of Birthday Bingo!
- Balon’s galore
- Breakfast in bed
- Counterfeit Goods
- Begged items from small local businesses she will never ever use for future spending.
- A montage of her “best bits”.
- Validation from strangers via constant reposts.
- Staged photos / videos implying DJ Indesit loves her.
- A DJ Set in the dogs bog.
- A rant / ramble of toxic bile.
- An obligatory picture in PJ’s in front of giant light up numbers.
- Massive bottle of Whispering Angle.
- Obligatory photo of stacks of designer carrier bags (which we will never see the contents of).
What a sad little staged life. While she celebrates I’m going to follow up on my complaint to Home Bargains. Read the wiki.
- Balon’s galore
- Breakfast in bed
- Counterfeit Goods
- Begged items from small local businesses she will never ever use for future spending.
- A montage of her “best bits”.
- Validation from strangers via constant reposts.
- Staged photos / videos implying DJ Indesit loves her.
- A DJ Set in the dogs bog.
- A rant / ramble of toxic bile.
- An obligatory picture in PJ’s in front of giant light up numbers.
- Massive bottle of Whispering Angle.
- Obligatory photo of stacks of designer carrier bags (which we will never see the contents of).
What a sad little staged life. While she celebrates I’m going to follow up on my complaint to Home Bargains. Read the wiki.
Adding to bingo
- a comparison photo of her all edited ‘at her unhappiest’ next to a highly edited picture of her now ‘living her best life’. Includes the phrases… Here’s to the next 30! Olive saved me! Living my best life! Found my soulmate! Lost people along the way but found my true ones!
- a comparison photo of her all edited ‘at her unhappiest’ next to a highly edited picture of her now ‘living her best life’. Includes the phrases… Here’s to the next 30! Olive saved me! Living my best life! Found my soulmate! Lost people along the way but found my true ones!
Maybe a Sax player.
- A video of Big O wishing her a happy birthday, followed by a gushing story of Truff saying that’s the best present ever
- A box of personalised birthday cookies
- Mentioning being in a calorie deficit even on her birthday
- Champagne for breakfast
- Mez coming round with a sellotaped up box of Celebrations with all the good ones missing
- A box of personalised birthday cookies
- Mentioning being in a calorie deficit even on her birthday
- Champagne for breakfast
- Mez coming round with a sellotaped up box of Celebrations with all the good ones missing
Mez is too much la , the mere mention of her and I crack up.
Can’t wait to see her in her jeggings, kitten heels and floaty top for this extravaganza
Can’t wait to see her in her jeggings, kitten heels and floaty top for this extravaganza
Happy all about me Flat Tits
You selfish illiterate primate
You selfish illiterate primate
Really hope there is a sax man.
Why is a 30 year old Mother acting like a child on Christmas Eve?
Did no one give her the memo? Since when was turning 30 such a big drama? Feel ashamed for her.
Did no one give her the memo? Since when was turning 30 such a big drama? Feel ashamed for her.
And of course she will say she doesn’t really want a fuss as she has her reason & that’s all she needs
Happy birthday Truffalo
Happy birthday Truffalo
Happy birthday Kate!! Thank you for bringing me to this fabulous place of like minded souls and making friends for life I’ll forever be in your debt
Better than being up to the eyeballs with OMG Finance and vanquis chick xoxo
Better than being up to the eyeballs with OMG Finance and vanquis chick xoxo
Happy birthday KHM and thanks for directing me to tattle! Don’t spend too long editing your legs and hands tiny, remember you’ve got to get your bespoke reason ready for her 7pm bedtime
Deffo think there’s going to be a proposal and I can’t wait for it. She’s going to be insufferable but you trolls are going to be on fire 
she’ll be fuming
she’ll be fuming 
Literally sameDeffo think there’s going to be a proposal and I can’t wait for it. She’s going to be insufferable but you trolls are going to be on fire
C’mon Delo, give us the day we deserve!!!- Status