I’m gonna have the weekend off but fill you in on it all on Monday anyway with 27 stories before 7am
It had to lean on the couch cause it can’t Fit under the sloped roof. It makes me cry laughing when I think about that ‘snug’.Looking at the ( super safe ) mirror leaning against the over the sized sofa, I’ve just realised when she uses it for her outfit photos that are in front of the sofa, it must be stood over the doorway to the garage!
The rest of the time it clearly lives here for her to take photos in, which means there is even less space in the living room than we thought, and who doesn’t want a full length free standing mirror balancing against a sofa with a toddler running about??
At least, I suppose, it can’t squash OHD as it would hit the opposite wall before it hit her.
Salt for her kid wow going to have mayor blocked arteries and diabetes by the time she’s 3
Pesto for breakfast, she must hum
Thought she didn’t put salt in Olive’s food? Yet there’s salty pesto, salty cheese and added salt. Ooook.
Setting the kid up for a lifetime of high blood pressureThought she didn’t put salt in Olive’s food? Yet there’s salty pesto, salty cheese and added salt. Ooook.
Or an adult!There is absolutely no reason to add salt to anything a baby/toddler eats ffs
You're so rightI’ve not got a lot to say on this mornings stories, I couldn’t be arsed to read most of them. But, I did hear her say ‘come on Oluv, we goin on er warrrrk?’
Just go for a bleeping walk, like most families do at the weekend, it’s normal to go for a walk, you don’t have to film it and share it with the world.
And yes Kate, you’ve got a kid, she’s nothing special, she doesn’t do anything that other kids her age don’t. Poor girl, she’s going to grow up thinking she’s miles above everyone else. She’s special to you, yes, she’s your kid. But nobody else cares!
This was 100% written herself.Anyone asking her for mum tips needs to have a serious word with themselves
She also missed out part of her day ‘reading Tattle’.This was 100% written herself.