Imagine going to a wedding dressed like that
Thanks for this . Just had a look and I will definitely follow her
Hooked on this thread
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Imagine going to a wedding dressed like thatHeres the lady boy
Thanks for this . Just had a look and I will definitely follow herTrolls I have found a good online MUA who does really good (proper) tutorials. Her name is Smitha Deepak, I found her on the videos page of Facebook when I was aimlessly scrolling the recommend page. She does really easy to follow tutorials, some really good eye looks that look fab and could be worn in real life (like not just for insta), proper explains it all and films in close up.
She's about the same age as Truff but 563% better at make-up. (I'm probably late and everyone already watches her!)
I can't believe how much KHM rates herself when all she does is brush a bit of bronzer on her eyes with a dirty brush. It's mental really, even I'm better at make up than she is.
Hooked on this threadThere’s a thread for it
Wagatha Christie Trial - Rebekah Vardy vs Coleen Rooney #2
And we are off again! Popcorn at the ready. Coleen is giving evidence currently.tattle.life
On my 30th I lay in bed eating and watching shit TVEeeee she is such a minty beg!!! Genuinely don’t know if I have the head space for this 30th, everything will be begged and she will be carrying on like she is one of the Kardashians
Attention seeking constantly she must be a complete drain to be around
The dream!!! Its my 40th next week and I want to do that- why do people keep trying to make me go out for meals and stuffOn my 30th I lay in bed eating and watching shit TVand even if I could have had a bespoke gifted begged party, I would still rather lay in bed with my pringles watching shit TV
Don't forget the streaky bacon tan legs....Its the half polish toesthe slab back hang over and Bruce Forsyth Chin that disappears on the head turn pics
Stop editing
Who’s gonna trample the kids, coked off his bonce while all the mamas get lairy and cringily dance in view of their phone screens, ignoring each other, desperately admiring themselves then posting it on insta to make us al jealousIf she doesn’t have the sax man at her 30th - who do I raise a complaint with? Because that’s just robbing us of entertainment value. Does anyone know when the 30th is? May need to book the day off to keep up
Fucking dyingOmg
Reminds me of a time I went to a wedding and I was standing somewhere not ever so close to my friend
So me and my husband moved nearer to my friend
And she wearing something like this but in black
My husband said ‘here you go, get next to Batman’
I exploded
Friend was never the same friend ina friendly way again
Sorry for derailing
I am praying delo decides to do a proposal infront of everyone . 1. For the tattle content and 2. Cause she will fume that’s basically her bday pressie.If she doesn’t have the sax man at her 30th - who do I raise a complaint with? Because that’s just robbing us of entertainment value. Does anyone know when the 30th is? May need to book the day off to keep up
She’ll have done a Vicky Pattison her, she’ll have picked her own ring, tell him when to propose, how to propose etc.I am praying delo decides to do a proposal infront of everyone . 1. For the tattle content and 2. Cause she will fume that’s basically her bday pressie.
Troll, sax men are old hat...she's flying the flute player over from DubaiIf she doesn’t have the sax man at her 30th - who do I raise a complaint with? Because that’s just robbing us of entertainment value. Does anyone know when the 30th is? May need to book the day off to keep up
Troll! Olive can play the flute from memory now, just from one sitting in the restaurant she learnt it all - she’s going to appear on horseback, in a matching outfit and kitten heel sling backs just like momma, and bang out some Bridgerton style modern hits on the flute. She won’t shut up about itTroll, sax men are old hat...she's flying the flute player over from Dubai
‘For the Karen’s she’s not too hot in her coat’… actually I’d be more worried about the above, a coat in a car seat is practically the same as not even strapping them in, so dangerousThere is no way she hasn’t driven anywhere with that coat on olive. Kid would be fucked if she crashed, forward facing and the straps would do nothing with that big coat under them. But anyone who tries to tell her is a “Karen” or a troll soAnyway does anyone know what glasses she’s got on?
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