Me too but its usually food .Got to have a good memory to be a good liar, Im fucked I cant remember what Ive gone in the kitchen for half the time.
Me too but its usually food .Got to have a good memory to be a good liar, Im fucked I cant remember what Ive gone in the kitchen for half the time.
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Must be the reason for all of truffs extra padding, eh.I was hoping for another balloon ride to be honest
Pep Head reminds me of Joeyโs girlfriend from Friends who used to punch everyone when she saw them.
No we need them to get engaged then her head will fall offYesss lurky glad your back. We just need Hollie to get pregnant and her head will fall off
I cant believe she edits that face to a completely new one for photos and people on her page don't realise.Anyone been following the Winter Olympics? Looks like Truff has a new career after all!View attachment 1063574
Yes I watched it all. Someone called her a homophobe and Kate said Iโm not racist or homophobic thank you. No one called her racist though so her followers must have been like eh Then she screenshotted and said Iโve just screenshotted that account. Probably to give to the police??I accidentally clicked on her live and it was just a load of messages from her 16 year old followers saying they had reported an account or a message, like furious about it though. I thought something bad had been said. Anyone have any idea what was said or was it just her taking the hump with being called out?
Stop itI've done a remake for valentine's couldn't not tbh Don't joke trolls as it really is true love
I absofuckinlutely love thisBecause we are all in a poetic mood tonight.
Once upon a time........
Once upon a time, in the Land of Liverpool
Lived a little princess who refused to go to school
The Old Queen begged and pleaded, beseeched her and cajoled
But Princess Kate just sat there on her throne of gold
Old Queen Mez was frantic 'But Kate you need to learn
How to write and read a book, a living you must earn'
So Kate gave into Old Queen Mez and got herself a job
She started work at Savers and found a till to rob
Then one day she told Queen Mez 'Im going to Beauty School
I'll learn to put on eyelashes(badly) and make you look a fool'
In bed one night she said to Matt 'Im going to ditch my job
Im going to be an influencer and earn us a few bob'
Then she had a baby, the cutest little girl
She really was too precious and too pure for this world
But Olive was a pretty thing and Kate soon realised
That babies were quite useful and could be monetised.
Soon Olive had a wardrobe bigger than her Mama's
Filled with shoes and dresses, coats and strange pyjamas.
Not for her Primarni, George or H&M
But Dolce and Gabbana, Dior and Chanel
Everything that Olive wore was begged or #Gifted#Ad
Olive was the best thing Katie ever had!
Katie, girl, we Tattlers do not wish you pain
But can you please remember to sometimes use your brain?
We are not illiterate, foolish or unwise
And we can see right through your badly concealed lies.
She must have loaded marky boy with viagra or a strap onPep is looking extra pepperami-esque in her overnight stay posts when she winks at the camera I got way too much second hand embarrassment
Face like a gravy boatFace like a canoe
duck me, Iโve nearly wet myself laughing at this.I've done a remake for valentine's couldn't not tbh Don't joke trolls as it really is true love