I’m sorry but who is this horse ??
Katie Hayes #129 Does she even like makeup?
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Oh my god you’re right! She did
fucks sake it gets better! Got to be smart to be a liar, she’s not even got one brain cell!
So sorry to hear your news Ruby xxxThanks,I don’t normally do a pity party. Hubby was diagnosed with Cancer four days before Christmas, devastating news but they say it’s treatable. Do you know what though I’ve had to pull up my big girls pants & get on with it. Not like Kate who lives in this stupid alternative universe of influencers. She goes on about the Trolls but she hasn’t got a bleeping clue about real problems.
Anyway can I just say this thread has been a God send,it absolutely has had me belly laughing in some dark moments. We’re all funny fuckers!
Keep it up Kate
She needs a kingsize sheet to cover her back while she’s there
Omg I'm crying at this
imagine big back swinging little legs around the blag lounge/lean to
Roses are red
She's built like a cello
Stomping round Ocean Beach
'Errrrr...Hello!'
She's built like a cello
Stomping round Ocean Beach
'Errrrr...Hello!'
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Got to have a good memory to be a good liar, Im fucked I cant remember what Ive gone in the kitchen for half the time.Oh my god you’re right! She did
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poor fucker Delo
Is stuck with you
Violets are blue
Poor fucker Delo
Is stuck with you
Jesus Christ
bloody hell trolls i go away for a couple of days and come back to 30 pages still way behind but...
still way behind but...I AM YOU CRANE
She could balance about 6 lines of coke in that long chin of hers. She bleeping grates on me,
Guarantee she shags with clothes on whilst Delo tries to shove his 1 inc chode up her enlarged flaps with his butt plug in. Pure vanilla sex
Roses are red
Danielle will bounce back
Unlike our Truff
Who’s built like a sack
Danielle will bounce back
Unlike our Truff
Who’s built like a sack
Because we are all in a poetic mood tonight.
Once upon a time........
Once upon a time, in the Land of Liverpool
Lived a little princess who refused to go to school
The Old Queen begged and pleaded, beseeched her and cajoled
But Princess Kate just sat there on her throne of gold
Old Queen Mez was frantic 'But Kate you need to learn
How to write and read a book, a living you must earn'
So Kate gave into Old Queen Mez and got herself a job
She started work at Savers and found a till to rob
Then one day she told Queen Mez 'Im going to Beauty School
I'll learn to put on eyelashes(badly) and make you look a fool'
In bed one night she said to Matt 'Im going to ditch my job
Im going to be an influencer and earn us a few bob'
Then she had a baby, the cutest little girl
She really was too precious and too pure for this world
But Olive was a pretty thing and Kate soon realised
That babies were quite useful and could be monetised.
Soon Olive had a wardrobe bigger than her Mama's
Filled with shoes and dresses, coats and strange pyjamas.
Not for her Primarni, George or H&M
But Dolce and Gabbana, Dior and Chanel
Everything that Olive wore was begged or #Gifted#Ad
Olive was the best thing Katie ever had!
Katie, girl, we Tattlers do not wish you pain
But can you please remember to sometimes use your brain?
We are not illiterate, foolish or unwise
And we can see right through your badly concealed lies.
Once upon a time........
Once upon a time, in the Land of Liverpool
Lived a little princess who refused to go to school
The Old Queen begged and pleaded, beseeched her and cajoled
But Princess Kate just sat there on her throne of gold
Old Queen Mez was frantic 'But Kate you need to learn
How to write and read a book, a living you must earn'
So Kate gave into Old Queen Mez and got herself a job
She started work at Savers and found a till to rob
Then one day she told Queen Mez 'Im going to Beauty School
I'll learn to put on eyelashes(badly) and make you look a fool'
In bed one night she said to Matt 'Im going to ditch my job
Im going to be an influencer and earn us a few bob'
Then she had a baby, the cutest little girl
She really was too precious and too pure for this world
But Olive was a pretty thing and Kate soon realised
That babies were quite useful and could be monetised.
Soon Olive had a wardrobe bigger than her Mama's
Filled with shoes and dresses, coats and strange pyjamas.
Not for her Primarni, George or H&M
But Dolce and Gabbana, Dior and Chanel
Everything that Olive wore was begged or #Gifted#Ad
Olive was the best thing Katie ever had!
Katie, girl, we Tattlers do not wish you pain
But can you please remember to sometimes use your brain?
We are not illiterate, foolish or unwise
And we can see right through your badly concealed lies.
F
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Has she had a stroke??
duck off
I wonder if she “generally” doesn’t get the whole ad thing and maybe she thinks anything she labels has to have ad on it? I mean she really is stupid so I wouldn’t be surprised tbh
Wiki updated girls 
Just caught up now - what a lying smelly homophobic duck encouraging young girls to pay later when out shopping on the high street. she’s absolutely vile, no wonder she’s only got 1 genuine mate who’s just as big as she is and photoshop just as terribly as her.
Also want to add she looked a bleeping show in her valentines outfit, looked like she was sucked inside a hurricane which ended up going inside a charity shop. My 3 year old can colour coordinate her clothes better than her.
Also - where was all those cheap “gifted” hideous dresses she did a “pick my valentines outfit” story on a week or so ago?????
Oh yeah, all on Depop the scruffy bleep.
Just caught up now - what a lying smelly homophobic duck encouraging young girls to pay later when out shopping on the high street. she’s absolutely vile, no wonder she’s only got 1 genuine mate who’s just as big as she is and photoshop just as terribly as her.
Also want to add she looked a bleeping show in her valentines outfit, looked like she was sucked inside a hurricane which ended up going inside a charity shop. My 3 year old can colour coordinate her clothes better than her.
Also - where was all those cheap “gifted” hideous dresses she did a “pick my valentines outfit” story on a week or so ago?????
Oh yeah, all on Depop the scruffy bleep.
Next thread titleShe probably still mentions the trolls whilst she's getting slotted by Delo
I was hoping for another balloon ride to be honest
Pep Head reminds me of Joey’s girlfriend from Friends who used to punch everyone when she saw them.
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I'm convinced this is the case too- although you never know with Jane
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