Katie Hayes #100 Reasons she’s not engaged, read the Wiki and be amazed

[Eleanor Abernathy]

She’s as wide as my phone screen on this pic,
Remember when someone come on and said they saw her and she was actually quite small and petite or something

Front view of this picture...

 

[twirls4lyf]

Ah come on…she’s rocked up to an event in that un-ironed polyester NFL looking jacket with that snide polyester plait with her own split ends hanging out all over the gaff. Hope nobody lit any twirls near her

 

[Letsgooutside]

Having your mates round, not wearing a mask, and your fella going to house parties when we were told to stay at home was not an opinion, it was BREAKING THE LAW AND PUTTING VULNERABLE PEOPLE AT RISK YOU HUMPBACK WHALE!

 

[Doll-Parts]

Remember Earth Day when she told us how much she liked the earth and then listed her massive carbon footprint?!

Or when she deleted the Wiki? She thought she was so clever.

I've been here since about page 40 and I honestly crack up laughing out loud so often!

Can't believe I forgot about her deleting the wiki

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Remember when she dragged delo out for breakfast when he was absolutely hanging from the night before and she had a blazer on that said baby momma in big letters on the back. Did I imagine that blazer?! Does anyone have a pic of it

 

[Violetx]

Why does she *have* to post a video ‘because trolls will say it’s edited’? If it’s not edited why would you care?

You don’t care about the trolls because your ‘in a better place mentally.’

You’re ‘not in competition with anyone except yourself’

So what is driving these flab waving episodes? I can only assume lack of content, unless you intentionally gave your career up to fondle your gut on Instagram.

 

[Scouseymoo]

My favourite Moments include her dip in the Mersey, using washing machine cleaner on her dishwasher and pretending she was working with Hello Fresh. Comedy gold. Dozy twat

Celebrations at Truff Towers this morning, of course Delo surprised her with a balloon arch & a few of their loved ones. View attachment 729061

SCREAMING!!

 

[Hamburglar]

Wonder if she’ll send herself another card to celebrate Yano like a telegram from the Queen.

My top truff moments:

1. Delo swan diving off that boat in Dubai
2. Truff claiming she was not smoking while preggers but was in fact eating a twirl (whoever said “chonging a twirl“ that makes me snort to this day )

and finally 3. The fact that a fucking make up artist who charges people ACTUAL money and has her own “range“ of (shit) make up tools including lashes, cannot stick a pissing fake eyelash on properly

 

[Rubydoo70]

I’m sorry but she is a shit mother. No doubt she loves Olive but she does not have that child’s interest at heart.
She stated that Olive was that poorly she visited A&E then in the next breath they’re out for lunch & now she’s shoved her in the car seat.
Any reasonable mother would stay in & look after their child!

 

[gigi_93]

I still find this birth announcement deeply disturbing , Never seen anything like it.
All about aesthetics no mention of her being healthy. Truff is a bad horror.
Tanned skin......As if she said that
So content & chilled too.... what a thicko newborns are almost comatose when they're born they're that sleepy.
She deserves all the stick and criticism she gets I'm telling ya ! View attachment 729932

I cry laughing at “tanned skin” every time. TANNED SKIN. Hahahahaha

 

[wiganuser]

Can’t make the video work but the screenshots are delightful

Fucking kim woodburns long lost child

I want to burn every single body fester blazer she owns. I bet they stink of musky old wardrobe and old perfume

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

Remember Earth Day when she told us how much she liked the earth and then listed her massive carbon footprint?!

Or when she deleted the Wiki? She thought she was so clever.

I've been here since about page 40 and I honestly crack up laughing out loud so often!

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Omg I might start a thread on that badly behaved mum!!!!! She’s fucking minty!!!!

the thought of the crumbs and sweaty tan and Delo’s smeg being stuck under her gut roll is knocking me ill

 

[Lollypopdolly]

Claiming a cafe field was her best friends garden is still and always be my fave along with making her baby daddy travel for a 2 days ibiza family trip and saying it was a week

 

[Sheila Bloom]

Feel like my world has collapsed tbh, thank you for thinking about me I sound so dramatic don’t I

p.s. READ THE WIKI

I know it feels like that now but it will get better, i promise. What is meant for you wont go by you. He has been removed from your life for a reason. Have faith it will all work itself out. It’s sore now but it wont be forever.
Unlike our Fruit Machine, she will look like a quarter back forever no matter how many 5k she does in 21 seconds. She will always be a big, fat fraud

Wowzers

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Scraping your hair back only makes a big person look even bigger. Hide those 19273920 chins with your hair Truff gal.
Also, oversized blazers on a bigger girl also make you look even bigger. Dress for your size zsm hun. You look like a brick shithouse

 

[LennyBriscoe]

The story of her confronting a girl in the street thinking she was fliming her…when she was just having a FaceTime is a beezer too

Bet she got the “Errrrrr HELLO!!” treatment too

 

[CatHun]

What the fuck is that incoherent rant all about She's got the same bra on in her 'after Olive' and 'now' pic - they are 3 mins apart with a few different cushions on the bed, she thinks she's so clever

To be fair there’s probably months between those pictures and she’s had that bra on the entire time without washing it

 

[Pickled Onions]

We can't forget the dusty petals in the cocktail or the Hello Fresh discount code or the vegetarian dish with bacon (or whatever meat it was).

 

[Hereforthegossss]

I'm manifesting the life I want for me...... could she be any more of a dick , seriously though. Sooo full of herself !

You're manifestations aren't that good Hun you've been gasping for a ring for 3 years !!
Oh and the baby isn't tanned in real life!

 

[gigi_93]

She’s not your best fiend Kate she’s still at the age where she wouldn’t notice if you ran away with the milkman