Katie Hayes #100 Reasons she’s not engaged, read the Wiki and be amazed

[gigi_93]

Remember when she thought Olive came out the womb with a fresh tan but it was actually jaundice

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

I know exactly what you mean

Like this...

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Remember when she thought Olive came out the womb with a fresh tan but it was actually jaundice

I still find this birth announcement deeply disturbing , Never seen anything like it.
All about aesthetics no mention of her being healthy. Truff is a bad horror.
Tanned skin......As if she said that
So content & chilled too.... what a thicko newborns are almost comatose when they're born they're that sleepy.
She deserves all the stick and criticism she gets I'm telling ya !

 

[BettyBeau]

All these were taken in the last month but apparently she hasn’t worn colour for the last year. Why does she have to lie about everything.

 

[Lovemaci]

Thread 100 already my claim to fame is starting thread one when I was just nosy and didn't know any of this tea on truff x

 

[12055584]

Big thanks to Scousebird for lighting the way and introducing me to the car crash that is KHM
Stand outs for me are
the Ring doorbell footage
Professional Ma
Too pure for this world
The sofa journey & the Scarlett Moffat face collab
The house that PLF Delo Jack built
When she gave away olives name before she was born
Aaaaalllll the photoshopping…but honourable mention goes to the red tinkerbell dress insta vs reality
THAT FUCKING LIP LINER
27/4 legal team /best friends garden / sister friend cousin / she knows people ok!
Her direct links to the police / i am midwife / deepest darkest depths of society where she witnesses mums killing their babies apparently and not forgetting big Wazza - the shittest Linekar
The homie b’s & Bperfect stuff with her name on that she does absolutely fuck all to properly advertise, sell or act consistent about as a brand
The biggest joke of all being that she still refers to herself as a makeup artist
The fact that she lives every day in anticipation of what tattle has to say and actually responds. Everyday the cringe gets stronger with this one

 

[FoxyNasa]

And this is all before anyone has even mentioned that she did a reel wanding her hair with the protective glove on the wrong hand

 

[OhSnarlin'2]

Well done Miss Abernathy! Superb work as always

My all time favourite Kate is... In the car with Matt, heavily pregnant and no seat belt, saying 'i haven't been on that website, have I Matt!' ... Yet, #thread 1 there she is in all her glory 'hi guysssss, Kate here' or words to that affect.

That cunt couldn't lie straight in bed.

 

[QueenBarb2]

Oh my god thread
Congratulations girls and guy!

my top 5:

1. Delo being slow as fuck in Blue Planet

2. Shoving Olive into the concussion inducing bike trailer

3. Interrupting Mez

4. Bizo class

5. Sir John Elton

 

[Belle Amie]

She's a total meff, looks like the lovechild of Uncle Fester and Worzel Gummidge.
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Her hair looks like those ropes you used to have to try and climb in PE

 

[Brooke Davis]

Celebrations at Truff Towers this morning, of course Delo surprised her with a balloon arch & a few of their loved ones. View attachment 729061

This, fucking hell

I can’t believe I joined last year during first lockdown and we were on thread 6 - around the time she was 200 months pregnant and trying to blag maccies for a free makeup lesson while posing in front of farrow and ball paint (very essential) when in actual fact, she got the valspar colour match version!

 

[bellinibobble]

What the actual fk is she typing? Is she selling knock off firesticks? View attachment 739484

I think she means flaming torches, angry mob style Barb get this in the wiki, this could be one of my favourite ever Kate-isms

 

[Ashleygardens]

Sooooo I declared on the Jeff the meff thread that I had given up on our KHM. However my mate messaged saying over her bespoke being poorly and having a rash, and obvs I had to go and nose.

My bespoke is the same age and had those evil boosters like 2 days before her bespoke did. Now the nurse went through in great detail, all the possible reactions they could potentially have. 10 days in the measles jab kicks in, then a few days later the rubella one does, etc. And the symptoms to look out for.

Sure enough my bespoke has been poorly for the last 4 days now, massive measles type rash all over and has been so clingy and whingy. Bit of a temperature and not sleeping at all! I literally haven't been allowed to move for 4 days. I try and the kid is like, "Oh no you don't you wench! Get back over here bitch tits while I scream like the banshee baby that I am! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." Doesn't help that the bespoke better half has had a massive operation and is out of action in bed too. (No visitors to help because of the potential covid risks to him with the type of op it was). So I'm looking after one big baby and another even bigger one!

Anyway I digress.

My point being, I know that it's horrible seeing them poorly and all that, but I've stayed at home and just given lots of cuddles and just accepted my fate. I haven't legged it over to A&E. Surely she knew it was probably the vaccinations? Like I couldn't imagine dragging bespoke out and about places knowing how much the little devil feels like . Get a home
delivery shop in, lots of easy food to launch in the oven and buckle under for the wild ride!

I'm going back over to Jeffany to lurk. She is a boss babe CEO mum now. She even knows her daughter's name!

Traaa my queens! xXo

P.S. can we change our names on here? I really want to be called Dipsy now! My name is shite!

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Katie Hayes #101-Slapping that Gut giving everyone a fright, KHM insta not a makeup post In sight !

 

[davidsdead]

Remember when she dragged delo out for breakfast when he was absolutely hanging from the night before and she had a blazer on that said baby momma in big letters on the back. Did I imagine that blazer?! Does anyone have a pic of it

 

[Justanoseycow]

Been MIA as finally had my own bespoke last week. Was a very traumatic time but were here and looking forward to getting home and catching up on the delights of what she has been upto these last few weeks but ill wait till I have healed a bit more as laughing is proving quite painful

 

[Shazblag]

Looking back and still none the wiser who this was? Someone 10 years older than Mr Make-up.

 

[Belle Amie]

The funniest thing to me is that silkfred shoot she did holding a ‘baby bump’ when she’d only have conceived a week prior.

The dining table being in a green house and her living room being in the garage

And the shouts on here: Fruit Machine and Bison Fury being my all time favourites

 

[FoxyNasa]

Oh oh oh oh. And the time she got live pap’d at exchange flags smashed with Oliff and then ran home (in 21 mins) and pretended she’d been home for hours.

 

[Abongo]

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Kate: MUSLIM CLOTHES

Hahahaha.