Hereforthegossss
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Celebrations at Truff Towers this morning, of course Delo surprised her with a balloon arch & a few of their loved ones.
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Eleanor Abernathy
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NUMBER 100 TROLLS!! A whole baby century of threads.
Well done to @Eyeofthetiger for the most excellent thread title.
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Our favourite village idiot told us the story of how she’d lost her contact at the back of her eye, despite this being pretty much impossible to do. It was accompanied with the tale of how she’d attempted to get it out which included almost every known way to give yourself an eye infection and stopped short of her popping her eyeball out on the end of a knife to try and retrieve it, leaving us all with the question how can someone so stupid still have teeth? She didn’t update us any further so the poor contact is still probably floating around the almost empty vacuum of her skull, occasionally banging into the three brain cells and the marble that also reside there.
Friday started with a live during which she was extremely excited to let us know that she’d planned a really unusual date night for herself and Deirde Barlow’s hair inspiration. Later that evening with Delo wearing a fantastic pair of blag trainers and Kate dressed as a cross between a hospital porter and the Sheriff of Nottingham, she surprised him with the extremely romantic and private Life and Business seminar hosted by the author of HER favourite audiobook that she’s read twice, James Smith. You lucky, lucky boy Delo. Thought you were off for a free feed and the chance of a legover, but instead you got to spend the night with a thousand other deluded weapons chanting like a group of teenage girls casting a boyfriend spell.
Busy weekend for the North West’s 127th most popular makeup artist as she traumatised another bridal party by painting them like the last survivors of Chernobyl, before performing the ‘last’ of her Maid of Honour duties for her cousin sister best friend, Hollie. You not going the wedding then, Kate? Not content with a Hen night out in Liverpool and a weekend in Ibiza, cousin auntie sister niece was treated to a party in her mum and dad’s mansion (now we know why it was them who paid the Savers money back) with the standard party essentials of the moment - a grazing table that wouldn’t have looked out of place on Louis XIV’s breakfast bar, a ‘DJ’ who spent most of the night filming them in between pressing play on ‘Now That’s What I Call Pretentious Dickheads’, and of course, a failed LIPA student who’s had a couple of saxophone lessons and thinks he’s Duke Ellington. The theme was obviously ‘white’ - Kate is saving her white dress for the actual wedding so went in white and blue, and decided on ‘mermaid’ hair. Looking at the state of it, I can only assume she modelled her look on the Fiji Mermaid. Highlight of the evening was of course Mez’s Bez dancing and Kate (looking somewhat different to the pictures we’d seen only hours earlier) barging everyone out of the way like a walrus after the last sardine at Seaworld. Luckily for the furniture in the house and the eyesight of the guests, she chose not to follow Hollie’s lead and dance on the table...
It’s Monday so of course it’s now time for the traditional ‘you can change your life’ motivational speech as she huffs and puff her way along the street. Despite sounding like Ivor the Engine getting up Moel Famau on her way to the gym, she somehow managed to ‘spirt’ 5k in 21 minutes on the gym’s treadmill. One can only assume the treadmill exists on a different plane of time to the rest of us because no way on God’s Green Earth can she run as quick as Tom Daley. And if, on the off chance that she can, then NASA need to get involved because she’ll be able to be used to deflect comets using her gravitational pull.
In a disturbing turn of events, she once again proved that she’s so dense light bends around her by revealing during a fabricated Q&A response to Tattle event that Mini Matt wants her to have another Caesarean when they manifest their next baby as though it was a loving and caring thing to say. Kate love, your live-in paneller wanting you to be cut open from hip to hip before your organs are shoved to one side and a baby is pulled from you, then for you to be stitched back up and then to be in intense pain for the next 6 weeks is not romantic and caring, it’s weird and quite frankly something you’d hear in the background information in a serial killer podcast. Hard to believe that she beat 10,000,000 other sperm, isn’t it??
Tuesday brought us another pretend gym class that she managed to get to and back quicker than she can run 5k. Desperately trying to sound relatable to those mothers who actually do real work and raise a family, she made a big performance about needing ‘me time’ even though she was child-free and bladdered for most of the weekend. During her ‘me time’ she shocked us all by actually spending her own money for once and buying her daughter some clothes. From Sainsbury’s. In the sale.
And finally, in honour of thread 100, here are my top 10 Truff moments:
As always, Read the Wiki..
Well done to @Eyeofthetiger for the most excellent thread title.
We move..
Our favourite village idiot told us the story of how she’d lost her contact at the back of her eye, despite this being pretty much impossible to do. It was accompanied with the tale of how she’d attempted to get it out which included almost every known way to give yourself an eye infection and stopped short of her popping her eyeball out on the end of a knife to try and retrieve it, leaving us all with the question how can someone so stupid still have teeth? She didn’t update us any further so the poor contact is still probably floating around the almost empty vacuum of her skull, occasionally banging into the three brain cells and the marble that also reside there.
Friday started with a live during which she was extremely excited to let us know that she’d planned a really unusual date night for herself and Deirde Barlow’s hair inspiration. Later that evening with Delo wearing a fantastic pair of blag trainers and Kate dressed as a cross between a hospital porter and the Sheriff of Nottingham, she surprised him with the extremely romantic and private Life and Business seminar hosted by the author of HER favourite audiobook that she’s read twice, James Smith. You lucky, lucky boy Delo. Thought you were off for a free feed and the chance of a legover, but instead you got to spend the night with a thousand other deluded weapons chanting like a group of teenage girls casting a boyfriend spell.
Busy weekend for the North West’s 127th most popular makeup artist as she traumatised another bridal party by painting them like the last survivors of Chernobyl, before performing the ‘last’ of her Maid of Honour duties for her cousin sister best friend, Hollie. You not going the wedding then, Kate? Not content with a Hen night out in Liverpool and a weekend in Ibiza, cousin auntie sister niece was treated to a party in her mum and dad’s mansion (now we know why it was them who paid the Savers money back) with the standard party essentials of the moment - a grazing table that wouldn’t have looked out of place on Louis XIV’s breakfast bar, a ‘DJ’ who spent most of the night filming them in between pressing play on ‘Now That’s What I Call Pretentious Dickheads’, and of course, a failed LIPA student who’s had a couple of saxophone lessons and thinks he’s Duke Ellington. The theme was obviously ‘white’ - Kate is saving her white dress for the actual wedding so went in white and blue, and decided on ‘mermaid’ hair. Looking at the state of it, I can only assume she modelled her look on the Fiji Mermaid. Highlight of the evening was of course Mez’s Bez dancing and Kate (looking somewhat different to the pictures we’d seen only hours earlier) barging everyone out of the way like a walrus after the last sardine at Seaworld. Luckily for the furniture in the house and the eyesight of the guests, she chose not to follow Hollie’s lead and dance on the table...
It’s Monday so of course it’s now time for the traditional ‘you can change your life’ motivational speech as she huffs and puff her way along the street. Despite sounding like Ivor the Engine getting up Moel Famau on her way to the gym, she somehow managed to ‘spirt’ 5k in 21 minutes on the gym’s treadmill. One can only assume the treadmill exists on a different plane of time to the rest of us because no way on God’s Green Earth can she run as quick as Tom Daley. And if, on the off chance that she can, then NASA need to get involved because she’ll be able to be used to deflect comets using her gravitational pull.
In a disturbing turn of events, she once again proved that she’s so dense light bends around her by revealing during a fabricated Q&A response to Tattle event that Mini Matt wants her to have another Caesarean when they manifest their next baby as though it was a loving and caring thing to say. Kate love, your live-in paneller wanting you to be cut open from hip to hip before your organs are shoved to one side and a baby is pulled from you, then for you to be stitched back up and then to be in intense pain for the next 6 weeks is not romantic and caring, it’s weird and quite frankly something you’d hear in the background information in a serial killer podcast. Hard to believe that she beat 10,000,000 other sperm, isn’t it??
Tuesday brought us another pretend gym class that she managed to get to and back quicker than she can run 5k. Desperately trying to sound relatable to those mothers who actually do real work and raise a family, she made a big performance about needing ‘me time’ even though she was child-free and bladdered for most of the weekend. During her ‘me time’ she shocked us all by actually spending her own money for once and buying her daughter some clothes. From Sainsbury’s. In the sale.
And finally, in honour of thread 100, here are my top 10 Truff moments:
- Errr Helllloooooo.
- The fart.
- Going on the bounce and being filmed on the Ring doorbell - ‘We need to have a word about your daughter…’
- Being called out on ‘her best friend’s garden’.
- Olive being ‘too pure for this cruel world’ until she realised what a little money spinner she was.
- The garden rave and propping the car seat up on two patio chairs while she lolloped around the gazebo.
- Every time she gets caught out in her mates’ pictures looking completely different to the picture she chose to post.
- Moon face in the nursing home window.
- The handheld thermometer.
- La Prawn.
As always, Read the Wiki..
QueenBarb2
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daffodilgirl
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This got posted on the Jac Jossa thread, good for the company calling her and her PR team out.
This is 100% something Truffle Tits would do.
This is 100% something Truffle Tits would do.
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MrSoHmYgOsH
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Imma just leave this here
FoxyNasa
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You’re not supposed to drink when pregnant, rinse the tax payer in bounce back loans or have your pocket sized excuse of a fella bounce up pregnant lady’s front paths either but when has that stopped this twat?
Littleloubylou
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100 threads 
My favourite moment was when she announced to all of Instagram that she no longer reads here……!
Managing to convince no-one and definitely not Matt…
This is my number 1 photo, mr & mrs catfish
My favourite moment was when she announced to all of Instagram that she no longer reads here……!
Managing to convince no-one and definitely not Matt…This is my number 1 photo, mr & mrs catfish
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Scouseymoo
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We need honorable mention to the cranks too, Hoppy, Delo Makes Me Weto, Shirl, Sally Webster, the woman who came on in the middle of the night to tell us that her 12 year old daughter was dead hairy, Filthy Rich, Filthy Kev (my personal fave) I am sure there are many, many more
Chatterbox2412
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One of my all time favs was her drunken train trip back from London with OHD & Delo where DJ Delo was getting reminded he hadn’t paid for his seat!
Glittercandy12
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BettyBoo123
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Trolls remember when fat tits brought them balloons and dead roses home from the laughable photo shoot with home an bargain and claimed dirty dick surprised her with them on Valentine’s Day
Doll-Parts
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She's a total meff, looks like the lovechild of Uncle Fester and Worzel Gummidge.
Hereforthegossss
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Just can't cope with this yano 
JoeExotic
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I’m sure it was @QueenBarb2 who said she was built like a Nissan CubeDid someone not call her a Fiat punto? Or some similar boxy sized car
Eyeofthetiger
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KHM loves a boogie with her chiselled jaw
Cheddar Chalpupa
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Love the recap as always and it's reminded me that I forgot to shout this the other day...
A MAN DOES NOT GET ANY SAY IN HOW YOU GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD. NONE. EVER.
(unless maybe you are in a coma at the time and he has the legal power to consent on your behalf)
A MAN DOES NOT GET ANY SAY IN HOW YOU GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD. NONE. EVER.
(unless maybe you are in a coma at the time and he has the legal power to consent on your behalf)