Katie Hayes #100 Reasons she’s not engaged, read the Wiki and be amazed

[Rubydoo70]

She has the dishwasher on 5 times a day but can’t stick a wash on!
kate can’t lie straight in bed.

 

[Cady1954]

And what about when she accused poor Barry M of putting hydrochloric acid in his foundation?

 

[Guyyyyyzzzzzz]

That poor baby, she’s that ill you had to go to A&E. People aren’t taking their kids to A&E because of COVID risks so she must of been bad to do that?

An now your going out for dinner?!



Are you messing?! Not only is that neglectful, but it’s proper tight.

Kate you are one scum bag of a mother.

 

[Flowers60]

She has the dishwasher on 5 times a day but can’t stick a wash on!
kate can’t lie straight in bed.

She’s probably putting clothes in there as well that’s why she thought she could clean it with washing machine cleaner

 

[Brooke Davis]

I’m dead! What has she done to this photo when editing or is it the sunglasses?
All I’ve done is zoom in on her face!

 

[Shazblag]

What the actual fk is she typing? Is she selling knock off firesticks?

 

[Flip&Flop]

So 17 hours ago (1pm) the bespoke rainbow baby was asleep at the zoo. Just a few hours later she’s walked around from 10-2 Can’t even keep up with your own lies can you Kate?
Also, didn’t get your phone out until the boat video (probably the first thing that you did when you got here)

 

[chattycatty]

Imagine being that desperate to have a pantry that it’s the size for the fucking sylvanian families

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Congratulations to Truff on Threads, carry on being you & entertaining us all. You've got your Triple Threat Delo now you've got Triple Figures on Tattle
What a Ball it's been Trolls , love you all your hilarious lot

 

[Meadowflower]

Thread suggestion: Katie Hayes #101 built like a brick, anyone want to buy a firestick?

 

[davidsdead]

Eee imagine how itchy her scalp must be! She chats shit, it’s not a hair mask it’s grease, own it. You’ll flop your pork belly out online but you won’t admit your head is grease bound?

also, is it just me who would never dream of leaving the house with a hair mask in my hair? Scummy twat.

Can the next thread title just be, click click wink

 

[Shazblag]

Just got lost for half an hour looking back at threads from before I lurked then joined. Found this pic of Delo before he had his Deirdre styling. Thread #50ish He needs to grow a pair and stand up for himself and stop being styled by fat tits.

 

[MeOnScreen]

Big thanks to Scousebird for lighting the way and introducing me to the car crash that is KHM
Stand outs for me are
the Ring doorbell footage
Professional Ma
Too pure for this world
The sofa journey & the Scarlett Moffat face collab
The house that PLF Delo Jack built
When she gave away olives name before she was born
Aaaaalllll the photoshopping…but honourable mention goes to the red tinkerbell dress insta vs reality
THAT FUCKING LIP LINER
27/4 legal team /best friends garden / sister friend cousin / she knows people ok!
Her direct links to the police / i am midwife / deepest darkest depths of society where she witnesses mums killing their babies apparently and not forgetting big Wazza - the shittest Linekar
The homie b’s & Bperfect stuff with her name on that she does absolutely fuck all to properly advertise, sell or act consistent about as a brand
The biggest joke of all being that she still refers to herself as a makeup artist
The fact that she lives every day in anticipation of what tattle has to say and actually responds. Everyday the cringe gets stronger with this one

Couple Delo’s special mentions!
The matching LV outfits
The Dubai dive
The aeroplane first class pic
Robbing peoples insta pics


Oh and one more for KHM, big brown sharks


How can all this be from just be from the past year and a half it just doesn’t stop does it!?

Been here since no.6 after my nail girl directed me here (had no idea who she was even though I live in Liverpool) and honestly you’ve all got me through lockdown.
Work production has gone down the pan but laughs are well up.
Thanks a lot to you all, you keep me sane

 

[I'm Sayin Nuttin]

Fucking strawberry moose

 

[Boobies]

Look at all this hair! I can't get over that it's all mine!
She says holding up a shoulder length rats tail. I've seen cotton thicker than her hair!

 

[Glittercandy12]

Momma’s pantry
Ffs

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Does she wear colourful ~ but she doesn't wear colour ~ blazers because Sir John Elton likes them?

 

[MeOnScreen]

Thanks for the bod update Kate! We were all on the edge of our seat waiting for one!

But why you’re here reading, can we confirm - comparing it to the post Olive pic you just posted - so you did filter the Delamere Forest picture that was posted 2 weeks after the birth of your bespoke?

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Thing is KHM, just cos something was gifted doesn’t mean it suits you.
I tried the oversized blazer look and I looked ridiculous - I’m a size 8 but only 5ft tall and just looked like I’d robbed my Dads wardrobe so I sent it back - simple!
I don’t think she is that big, I think she is probs a size 14/16 but cos her dress sense is so appalling & she wants to look ‘in fashion’ she makes herself look bigger.
She obvs doesn’t help herself with all the editing she does so when she looks a size 8 on her grid but then the stories show different, people are shocked.
Apparently you love your body so own your size or be honest & say I don’t feel my best & Im on a weight loss journey (we know you love a journey) at the end of the day tho, size 8 or 28, she is still an absolute CRUNT

 

[Boabs-Tea]

100 threads! I’m quite emotional!
Been here ever since she was snottering into the camera about being bullied…and directed here BY HER! I would never had known about this site without KHM, so thank you
Fave moments so far….
1. THE FART!
2. The pearls on her face
3. Drinking whilst preggars
4. Still not engaged
5. Still not a Zara size medium