Katie Hayes #100 Reasons she’s not engaged, read the Wiki and be amazed

[Delstar]

@Delo makes me Weto
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Was he raised by a pack of Siberian huskies?

 

[davidsdead]

My fella would die if I was slapping me flab like something out of Stavros Flatley on the reg.

Have a word Delo son.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Aww I remember when I joined and used to read THM and I thought it meant The Honey Monster

 

[bellinibobble]

Fucking hell lads, 100 threads.. We made it What a ride it’s been.

Barb’s scripts, the Purple Aki thread, using someone else’s scan pic for her baby announcement, the DJ Indesit shouts, Truff asking ‘is the baby drinking this’ as she guzzles red wine, show us your thumbs/tweezers, Eleanor Abernathy’s incredible recaps.. What a time to be alive As our good friend THM said during a deadly pandemic.

Pleasure to have been on this journey with you since Thread #1 trollz

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

She’s such a fucking liar, sorry but it’s IMPOSSIBLE to have a dishwasher on 5 times in a day. The cycle is at least 2 hours for a start. This lazy scruff fucks off out and bums free meals or gives the kid soggy scrambled egg to eat on a bench. I say this all the time but I am DONE with this shit

 

[Abcde18]

She’s being trolled by the M&S

 

[YeMaa]

Trolls!
I bumped into the one and only

 

[JoeExotic]

When she said Olive was sOoOo TaNnEd hahahaha

When she said she does double cleanse because she uses TWO cosmetic pads hahahaha oh my god she’s the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Fizz22]

Baby so unwell you got to A&E, but you're going out for a meal and a walk. Something not right with these 2.

 

[gigi_93]

ONE HUNDRED threads…and yet she still thinks she’s not the problem??

 

[Fizz22]

I think she means flaming torches, angry mob style Barb get this in the wiki, this could be one of my favourite ever Kate-isms

Nah stop it now hahahaha hahahaha why is she THAT THICK. FIRE STICK I thought she was waffling about watching pirate movies with friends during the pandemic hahahahahahahaha

 

[NormalPerson]

That pink blazer insta v reality will never not make me die

One of my faves was when Delo got called out for using pics of other people’s work and fat tits started inboxing the girl ‘I don’t give you permission to post this conversation’

 

[Rothsey]

First time I’ve wore colour all year? Fuck off, she was dressed like the Croatian national flag the other week.
That said, all know that Kate doesn’t understand time!

 

[JoeExotic]

Screaming “WHAT DOES A MONKEY DO?!” to a baby first thing in the morning, what the fuck. She’s not right.

 

[pommybear]

Remember…
1. Using Hollie’s baby scan for her pregnancy announcement
2. The “adult nappies” she wore after she gave birth to Olive
3. The pot noodle curls which were crusted into place for a week straight
4. When Maxxy made a break for it to get back to his real ma Danielle and made it onto the Upton Community page
5. When she went to Bicester Village to get a Prada baby bag… never to be seen again

Never change Kate, you’re the gift that keeps on giving. Here’s to another 100 threads

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

What did she call couch to 5k again

5 to couch k

Buzzing off her trying to get Olive to perform for the camera and she just flat out refuses. Apart from when she asks her to point to her nose and she points to her Ma’s broccoli stalk instead..

 

[Cady1954]

Let's take a down Memory Lane..........100 threads later
(DISCLAIMER: I know he's not her hubby but why let the truth stand in the way of a good rhyme)

Let's take a trip down Memory Lane and give ourselves a laugh
At Katie Makeups cock-ups and her topsy turvy gaff
We'll giggle at her panelling, we'll ridicule her hubby
Then laugh at doctored photographs that make her look less chubby
We'll be in stitches with the doorbell, the one that caused such mirth
And share all the lovely(?) memories of her bespoke babies birth
And let's not forget her rants, and the cards she claimed' Trollz' sent
Katie we all know YOU wrote them for content!
But how we hoot when Katie's words get in all a tangle
Like 'Chicken Bowels' and 'Flim' and our favourite 'Whispering Angle'
Now, we all love little Olive she is the cutest child
But we all live in hope that she grows up to be wild
Not for Olive clothes of pink,or comfortable to wear
She wears Victorian' knightys' in a shade of 'Ghostly Air'
Sometimes she and Katie dress in the same design
Because as Katie points out 'Olive is my twine'
Poor Olive never gets to sit in front of the TV
To spend a morning watching,' Peppa Pigg' or 'Hey Duggee'
The poor child is dragged from sleep, her eyes are still half shut
To go to baby ballet or walk poor Max the mutt
And Oh we get excited when Katie goes on air
A Tattlers always lurking under Katies watchful glare
The look of sheer panic that comes across her face
When she realises Tattlers have invaded her airspace
Her reels are even better a total work of art
Especially when Katie lets out a little fart
She tries to make them edgy, artsy and sublime
But we all think it's funny when she forgets the mime
Yes girls we like to laugh at her and love to take the Mickey
But it's all true, the proof is there JUST READ THE BLOODY WIKI!

 

[BettyBoo123]

Trolls I knew fat tits reminded me of something in that dreadful blazer…it’s the pink washing up sponge

 

[davidsdead]

Little throwback of Mez and Truff

 

[Marshallmum1982]

I've died at the handheld thermometer picture How did I miss that first time around?!
My fave 3 Truff moments in no particular order-

-Celebrating Earth Day by boasting about all the places she'd travelled too
- Ring door bell with Truff looking like she'd just popped down the offie for some ciggies for Jim Royale
- Her having her photo taken in Strawberry Fields and claiming it to be her best mates garden, then the girl who's Dad owned the land actually commenting

Ooh and also the story from the Tattler who's Dad caught her leaving her dog shit on the ground and her threatening to get her lawyers on him as she knew the landowner, even though it was actually him