Kate Lawler #11 Kate thinks she’s the worlds best mother, trying her best to get back on Big Brother

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That advert must’ve been shot after the Botox. She looks more like Eva and more like a Hollywood wife. That lion face, immovable look. I don’t know why people do that to themselves.
 
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Why? As a non-parent I don't see the issue 🤷🏻‍♀️
It looks like a play pen or a travel cot. Have you seen it compared to what most cots look like? Noa is old enough for a bed with a side support but this means she could get out any annoy Kate. Kate puts a shade over this contraption because the black out blinds are not enough. She needs to make sure Noa is at the lowest risk of waking. She is 18 months old and is in this stupid cot thingy. Kate’s not even got her out the baby bath and wonders why Noa is scared of swimming. It’s worse when she posts Noa alone in that stupid cot chatting to herself. It stresses me the f out! It’s not an appropriate bed for her age

It looks like a play pen or a travel cot. Have you seen it compared to what most cots look like? Noa is old enough for a bed with a side support but this means she could get out any annoy Kate. Kate puts a shade over this contraption because the black out blinds are not enough. She needs to make sure Noa is at the lowest risk of waking. She is 18 months old and is in this stupid cot thingy. Kate’s not even got her out the baby bath and wonders why Noa is scared of swimming. It’s worse when she posts Noa alone in that stupid cot chatting to herself. It stresses me the f out! It’s not an appropriate bed for her age
It looks like a play pen or a travel cot. Have you seen it compared to what most cots look like? Noa is old enough for a bed with a side support but this means she could get out any annoy Kate. Kate puts a shade over this contraption because the black out blinds are not enough. She needs to make sure Noa is at the lowest risk of waking. She is 18 months old and is in this stupid cot thingy. Kate’s not even got her out the baby bath and wonders why Noa is scared of swimming. It’s worse when she posts Noa alone in that stupid cot chatting to herself. It stresses me the f out! It’s not an appropriate bed for her age
That’s on holiday but the cot she sleeps in can ofter been seen in Kates’ stories. Or on the fecking monitor
 

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It looks like a play pen or a travel cot. Have you seen it compared to what most cots look like? Noa is old enough for a bed with a side support but this means she could get out any annoy Kate. Kate puts a shade over this contraption because the black out blinds are not enough. She needs to make sure Noa is at the lowest risk of waking. She is 18 months old and is in this stupid cot thingy. Kate’s not even got her out the baby bath and wonders why Noa is scared of swimming. It’s worse when she posts Noa alone in that stupid cot chatting to herself. It stresses me the f out! It’s not an appropriate bed for her age




That’s on holiday but the cot she sleeps in can ofter been seen in Kates’ stories. Or on the fecking monitor
Makes me think of a sardine can. It’s so weird and inappropriate!
 
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Apparently Noa's just had a meltdown cos they had to stop Teletubbies as it was bath time. Honestly, couldn't they think to either NOT put it on just before bathtime, or .... hang on for this one, finish watching Teletubbies and then have bathtime?! Talk about rigid routine. Heaven forbid Kate's night should be interrupted longer than necessary.
 
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She does realise raisins have deadly from dogs? And she’s letting noa throw them about and made it into a game 🤦🏻‍♀️ And a dumb bleep she is
 
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Doesn't matter how much Kate wants the BB gig, I personally think its too big an ask of her tbh . . I dont think she'd cope with the 12 week commitment, but I think she'd be good at it.
 
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She was raging at the spilled raisins. How’s it not ok to eat them twice from the floor but you can eat them once. And when she shouts SIT ON THE FLOOR. I jumped. Here we go with the huge cake to pretend she eats
 
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Doesn't matter how much Kate wants the BB gig, I personally think its too big an ask of her tbh . . I dont think she'd cope with the 12 week commitment, but I think she'd be good at it.
She doesn't have the weight (no pun intended!) to carry off that show as a presenter. She'd also make it about herself and how she won it 20 whatever years ago (yawn) at any given opportunity. She's an attention seeker who'd be in heaven being able to show off but it would be offputting for viewers I think.

Also her recent stories are so dull. Noa is adorable and I don't mean she is dull but Kate is struggling for content (backpack, food she isn't going to actually eat, washing machine door feature, etc).
 
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She is doing a Karen v Foods for £100 marathon donation. The donator is picking the foods 😳
 
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She was raging at the spilled raisins. How’s it not ok to eat them twice from the floor but you can eat them once. And when she shouts SIT ON THE FLOOR. I jumped. Here we go with the huge cake to pretend she eats
Oh come on. She's far from perfect but you jumped? She said it in her usual loud ott voice. Most of what she was saying was just as loud.
 
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She washed the raisins in some water? Yes that’s going to magically clean them from all the dog feet germs on your floor.
 
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She washed the raisins in some water? Yes that’s going to magically clean them from all the dog feet germs on your floor.
She’s scruffy, she won’t care about them being on the floor- putting the dogs at risk too.

I feel sorry for Noa, she’s such a sweet little girl. Kate speaks to her like a robot, it’s always ‘that’s not how we’re supposed to do it, is it?’ In that monotone voice. Boj is a little better when reading to her, but I suspect her time in nursery 2/3x a week has brought her on leaps and bounds
 
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She’s scruffy, she won’t care about them being on the floor- putting the dogs at risk too.

I feel sorry for Noa, she’s such a sweet little girl. Kate speaks to her like a robot, it’s always ‘that’s not how we’re supposed to do it, is it?’ In that monotone voice. Boj is a little better when reading to her, but I suspect her time in nursery 2/3x a week has brought her on leaps and bounds
She doesn't go to nursery. Kate pulled her out as she wasn't happy with the place.
 
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Just looking on her insta the "handsome" loves himself, wrongly in my opinion. I wish the dog had left a smear of poo on her when she was posing on her wedding dress ..silly witch centering two dogs on her wedding day. I have dogs I love them, I do baby them but I don't want to go out drinking and socialising with them.

Poor little Noa so sweet and making money for the two idiots at such a young age you'd think she's get at least as much respect as the dogs
 
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Omg I know this is a Kate post but someone told me Kate wants to be like Gemma Atkinson and was pointing out stuff. Anyways had anyone seen Gemmas’ story today with the ice lolly?????????
 
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Omg I know this is a Kate post but someone told me Kate wants to be like Gemma Atkinson and was pointing out stuff. Anyways had anyone seen Gemmas’ story today with the ice lolly?????????
I really like Gemma and think Mia is the sweetest but no, sharing a lolly with a dog is disgusting. God knows what’s been in the dogs mouth when it’s been outside! 🤮
 
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